whos the richest goon?? does anyone live in a mansion or armored compound?

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I make 70k and live paycheck to paycheck, money doesn't go very far imho

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 21:37

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:46

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

killaer posted:

sounds like u have some high upkeep costs. maybe tell us more so we can help u consolidate ur budgeT?

Car/student loans/cell phone, etc.

Plus I'm a barfly, living like norm/cliff/Frazier isn't cheap

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 21:50

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Surprisingly Dope posted:

May I have some.

Yeah, should give out low interest loans to fellow goons, our credit may all be garbage but we're good for it!

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 23:21

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Harald posted:

im rich in terms of ideas and the like

Lol

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 01:36

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Knyteguy posted:

Here's a spreadsheet of BFC Goons:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19ZMSjTLKriXTFsE9Hk73TIQF7UrIGrFkVZe8PbMsmTA/edit#gid=1466705772

And the accompanying thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3696090

The richest in that spreadsheet has a net worth of 3.79 million. There's also a few BFCers flipping lambos and stuff.

My pitiful net worth:

Just had a baby so May didn't look so hot since we paid off all the hospital bills. Getting out of debt is such a loving slog.

My net worth is $-94000 I think. I'm not even rich in ideas like Harald either.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 02:04

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

BV posted:

Does this include people with mortgages? Most people with mortgages are literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. And a lot of people have mortgages.

My old boss at DHS was a GS 14 and made 100k+ for 30 years and took out a second mortgage and is now 70 and is 500k in debt. I highly doubt she'll ever pay that off.

Not sure how people become successful like Demonachizer, etc, I'm guessing most are as hosed as I am or worse. Thank god for liquor... on drink #5 now myself.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 03:10

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I'm not gay but am willing to learn if anyone wants a worthless house husband. It'd be kind of like a Jefferson D'arcy thing w/o the good looks.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 15:36

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

i make a thousand dollars a day working from home. click here to learn how you can too.

Think your link is broken, would like to know more. I want to get rich, and quick.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 19:16

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:46

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

its actually really easy, back when i was doing my internship at goldman sachs we used to joke about the suckers living paycheck to paycheck. basicly wage slaves to the man (me, as it turns out)

anywhos i started my own hedge fund and people basically give me huge bags of money to invest for them. my trading algorithm basically does all the work for me. so i spend my days sailing or hunting human beings for sport.

Trap sprung. I would've willing paid tens of dollars for this advice, gonna start giving same advice and charge people money for it.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 19:28

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