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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
What does it feel like to get your weiner sucked?

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ask your mom

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
its basically the same as getting ur butt sucked

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
oh and

Chinatown posted:

ask your mom

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

its basically the same as getting ur butt sucked

What does that feel like?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
try sucking some wieners to find out

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

I.N.R.I posted:

What does that feel like?

Chinatown posted:

ask your dad

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Oct 30, 2009

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Feels good, man

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Rutibex posted:

try sucking some wieners to find out

How would that help?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

I.N.R.I posted:

What does that feel like?

Chinatown posted:

ask your mom

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Boring. Try playing video games instead of worrying about it.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

I.N.R.I posted:

What does it feel like to get your weiner sucked?

im gonna be honest: it feels great

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

I.N.R.I posted:

How would that help?

well you could ask the dude right away and you'd get a good answer since its all fresh in his mind

you could even have him take notes during

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

well you could ask the dude right away and you'd get a good answer since its all fresh in his mind

you could even have him take notes during

I'd rather ask GBS

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
It is pretty nice OP.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Chinatown posted:

ask your mom

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
like she tryin to pull your soul outta your hog with her mouth

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
once the dental hygienist put me on laughing gas back in like middle school and i guess forgot about me while she went to clean peoples teeths or whatever they do and i got so drat high and had a raging hardon while getting a cavity filled. i dont think anybody sucked my dick but it is definitely possible, so like that, OP.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Your penis gets hard and then there's a good feeling in it. Then the feeling gets better and better until stuff comes out.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

I.N.R.I posted:

I'd rather ask GBS

yeah you love to ask GBS questions, sit back, and read the hilarious results, it's your thing. and that is kind of what getting sucked off feels like for the rest of us, like what asking GBS questions feels like for you.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

oldpainless posted:

Feels good, man

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Frostwerks posted:

once the dental hygienist put me on laughing gas back in like middle school and i guess forgot about me while she went to clean peoples teeths or whatever they do and i got so drat high and had a raging hardon while getting a cavity filled. i dont think anybody sucked my dick but it is definitely possible, so like that, OP.

Being forgotten about like that must suck. Still ... I wonder what it feels like to get a blowjob

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Frostwerks posted:

once the dental hygienist put me on laughing gas back in like middle school and i guess forgot about me while she went to clean peoples teeths or whatever they do and i got so drat high and had a raging hardon while getting a cavity filled. i dont think anybody sucked my dick but it is definitely possible, so like that, OP.

man having a fetish for dental work is a really expensive and inconvenient hobby when you think about it in the long term

e: though i guess the rise of youtube and what im sure is thousands of dentistry videos have really done a lot for the community

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's alright, depends on who's doing the sucking really. This milf I hooked up with few months ago was a freak and it was great, if it's a prude though it's kind of lovely. HTH

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Stoic Commie posted:

yeah you love to ask GBS questions, sit back, and read the hilarious results, it's your thing. and that is kind of what getting sucked off feels like for the rest of us, like what asking GBS questions feels like for you.

Would U like some cheese with that whine?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i'd rather get sucked off, by your dad!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

I.N.R.I posted:

Being forgotten about like that must suck. Still ... I wonder what it feels like to get a blowjob

she put me on the nos while i was in middle school and didnt come back until i was a high school juniopr. YOU do the math :/

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I don't know because that is no place for a young lady's face to be.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Inevitable posted:

I don't know because that is no place for a young lady's face to be.

You could always get sucked off by an older woman or a man, or even an animal provided you can manipulate it into performing the act

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
really good but i never seem to cum from it

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
hard hitting content, OP

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

gary oldmans diary posted:

really good but i never seem to cum from it

I bet youre really good at sex if getting your weiner sucked isnt even enough to make you cum

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

like a bag of sand op

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
better than sex op especially if you cum in throat

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
is your name INRI because you see yourself kind of like a jesus christ of posting? do you feel that you are a martyr of comedy being crucified by those that don't get the joke?


is this you?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

better than sex op especially if you cum in throat

Really? I bet most people would rank it like

1 sex
2 blow job
3 hand job

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

I.N.R.I posted:

Really? I bet most people would rank it like

1 sex
2 blow job
3 hand job

its really a toss up to me. actual plain sensation wise, there is pretty much nothing better than a really good sloppy blowjob/facefuck. but there is something about sex that might push it to #1 ... lizard brain stuff I would guess. they are pretty different imo

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i'd rather jerk it to porn myself than get a handy from an actual person tbqh

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I wouldn't say blow jobs are automatically better than sex but I've for sure had blow jobs that are better than sex

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