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Do it to me and then I'll tell you as it's happening.
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Tom Gorman posted:i'd rather jerk it to porn myself than get a handy from an actual person tbqh for real, "hand jobs" are okay like for resting purposes or something but gently caress getting a real full hand job lol. like i ve seen a video of a good one and while thatd be awesome, no thanks. that poo poo sucks 99% of the time
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hosed up if your creepy uncle does it.
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:for real, "hand jobs" are okay like for resting purposes or something but gently caress getting a real full hand job lol. like i ve seen a video of a good one and while thatd be awesome, no thanks. that poo poo sucks 99% of the time it has to be the right mood, it can be incredibly erotic, especially with a purposefully excessive amount of lotion or with people watching, or if she is on psychedelic drugs
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I.N.R.I posted:What does it feel like to get your weiner sucked? I'm gonna be honest, it's over-rated. Like some girls are really good at it, but most are completely lost and only do it out of obligation and it doesn't really feel like anything.
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Jun 15, 2015 23:27
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Sodomy is illegal
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My Q-Face posted:I'm gonna be honest, it's over-rated. Like some girls are really good at it, but most are completely lost and only do it out of obligation and it doesn't really feel like anything. Thanks for the honesty. Its easy to think of sex and foreplay as the best thing in the world but sometimes its best to just calm down and analyse it rationally
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Jun 15, 2015 23:29
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Figure it out for yourself, dingus.
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Jun 15, 2015 23:31
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burritolingus posted:Figure it out for yourself, dingus. To be honest I highly doubt that what hes doing feels anything like what a blowjob would feel like. This is pure speculation though because nobody actually knows what a blowjob feels like
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Jun 15, 2015 23:39
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i lold
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Jun 15, 2015 23:41
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Pretty awesome. Especially if your SO jerks the shaft and massages your balls during. And does some popsicle licking. You will cum yards.
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Jun 15, 2015 23:42
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It makes me mad that blowing isn't part of a blowjob. words have meanings.
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Inevitable posted:It makes me mad that blowing isn't part of a blowjob. words have meanings.
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Jun 15, 2015 23:44
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Whirlwind Jones posted:lol if you've never met a naive girl who actually tried to blow while giving a blow job because shs's dumb a sfuck. Taking advantage of retarded people to have sex with them is rape
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Jun 15, 2015 23:46
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i hope u dont tell people that when theyre about to bone you
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Jun 15, 2015 23:48
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it feels something like this op:
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I.N.R.I posted:Taking advantage of retarded people to have sex with them is rape
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Not if you're also retarded, which I am. :P
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Jun 15, 2015 23:51
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I.N.R.I posted:Taking advantage of retarded people to have sex with them is rape Actually the retarded community is extremely undersexed
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Jun 16, 2015 00:04
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I dated a lady that enjoyed deepthroat, it was better than sex and ruined my rooster for a good while after we broke up.
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Jun 16, 2015 00:30
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Post that green frog meme where he is saying that it feels good !
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burritolingus posted:Figure it out for yourself, dingus. lowtax looks pretty young in this pic
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lowtax looks pretty young in this pic Pre-pills
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Libelous Slander posted:Actually the retarded community is extremely undersexed As useful as that information is to me its not relevant to the topic of rape
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its gross op dont do it
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Jun 16, 2015 01:13
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When I was really young and first learned of blow jobs was kind of weirded out someone would willingly put a dick in their mouth, not sure how I'd have reacted if I was shown something legit shocking at that age.
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Jun 16, 2015 01:35
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Usually like I'm going back to prison
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Jun 16, 2015 01:51
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lowtax looks pretty young in this pic Who?
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I.N.R.I posted:To be honest I highly doubt that what hes doing feels anything like what a blowjob would feel like. This is pure speculation though because nobody actually knows what a blowjob feels like Well I mean yeah obviously we are talking theoretically here. In theory, if blowjobs existed.
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Jun 16, 2015 02:02
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like a york peppermint patty
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Jun 16, 2015 02:03
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if you have hamburger dick u wont feel a thing and might as well get pegged hth
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Jun 16, 2015 02:05
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like a beautiful poem.
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Jun 16, 2015 02:20
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I once got a blowie while watching a baseball game on TV. The game was more interesting.
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Jun 16, 2015 02:51
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Ben Smash posted:I once got a blowie while watching a baseball game on TV. The game was more interesting. do you know how many blowjobs i've gotten while watching various things? loving hundreds, maybe thousands. 3/16 of which were probably less interesting than what was on television/outside the window/across the park. what are you, some kind of virgin?
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No idea what it feels like OP but here's what it sounds like  https://youtu.be/hdHZ5hp45Fc?t=2m50s Whooping Crabs fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jun 16, 2015 |
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Jun 16, 2015 03:20
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not nearly as good as dank weed
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Jun 16, 2015 03:21
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Pretty much the exact opposite of getting it in the butt, but still good
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Jun 16, 2015 03:22
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i don't even pay for hookers anymore I just roll into the self serve carwash and pop five quarters into the vacu-suck
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Roger Craig posted:No idea what it feels like OP but here's what it sounds like thanks, i am going to post this in other threads
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