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Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Tell us a story, Unca Dean.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Dean in a chair watching Raw vignettes is me IRL.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
fella
aaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Dean is so dreamy :allears:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
No go away

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
BRIEFCASE IN ONE HAND
MIC IN THE OTHER

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
STELLAAAAAAA

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
I hope Ambrose squashes Sheamus.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Edwardian posted:

Tell us a story, Unca Dean.

Okay. The story is Sheamus won Money in The Bank.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
It's :fella: time.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
i hope dean walks off with the mitb briefcase

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Wins briefcase, does job

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
haha drat, how long has Sheamus's entrance been this loving irish/awesome

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I
AM
FELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


This man won something

The right to hold a belt during promotion of his Ninja Turtles film

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

haha drat, how long has Sheamus's entrance been this loving irish/awesome

Couple months give or take.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
It would be the most amazing thing if Dean won the case from Sheamus right now.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i hope they dub over Sheamus's stupid voice in the film with Rocksteady's real voice

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
I like Sheamus, but his dumb beard beaded braids need to go.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Corporate Kane posted:

i hope they dub over Sheamus's stupid voice in the film with Rocksteady's real voice

They'll redub it after he gets mutated into a rhino.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
I wish seth won the mitb

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Remember when Sheamus crippled Triple H and he was out for months and then he came back and just casually beat up that pasty Irish and moved on to his next feud?

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Shima Honnou posted:

Couple months give or take.

oh okay thank you

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Remember when Sheamus crippled Triple H and he was out for months and then he came back and just casually beat up that pasty Irish and moved on to his next feud?

yeah that was stupid as gently caress, can't believe they're trying to get him over still

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Shima Honnou posted:

They'll redub it after he gets mutated into a rhino.

Spoilers.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Edwardian posted:

I like Sheamus, but his dumb beard beaded braids need to go.
I love how much of a douchebag he looks, its a good way to get heat

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Corporate Kane posted:

if i ever win the lottery i am going to start an avant-garde wrestling federation and a sit-in spot like this would last the entire show

any goon run fed would last all of 6 weeks and make Vince look a sane and competent booker.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Remember when Sheamus crippled Triple H and he was out for months and then he came back and just casually beat up that pasty Irish and moved on to his next feud?

remember when Sheamus won king of the ring and wore a horned crown

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Sheamus is lamer than Jeff Foxworthy in a Golden Corral commercial

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Edwardian posted:

I like Sheamus, but his dumb beard beaded braids need to go.

They need to be longer, with more adornments.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
So if you have the briefcase, does the contract have your name on it? Because I'm down with Dean just stealing random things that he wants to be known for.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Why would you throw away a perfectly good chair Dean?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Pariah Rex posted:

any goon run fed would last all of 6 weeks and make Vince look a sane and competent booker.

that's good enough for me

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Remember when Sheamus crippled Triple H and he was out for months and then he came back and just casually beat up that pasty Irish and moved on to his next feud?

Remember when HHH pedigree'd London and Kendrick for the crime of helping him?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pariah Rex posted:

any goon run fed would last all of 6 weeks and make Vince look a sane and competent booker.

GCW was loving awesome you shut your mouth

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
This is going to make Sheamus look like a gigantic dork when he loses to a man on one good leg

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
sheamus stinks

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Wasn't... wasn't that a brogue kick?

As in, his finisher?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Pariah Rex posted:

any goon run fed would last all of 6 weeks and make Vince look a sane and competent booker.

"Would it last longer than Wrestleicious?" is the better question.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Sheamus is so loving stupid looking

also he sounds stupid

and I hate his stupid loving kick

he's like Kane. yeah. put a loving mask on this ugly fucker and then set him on fire

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AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Remember when Sheamus crippled Triple H and he was out for months and then he came back and just casually beat up that pasty Irish and moved on to his next feud?

I feel like Triple H kicked Sheamus in the dick while doing this, just cause. But, I only remember three things about Sheamus:

1) He pooped in Alberto Del Rio's car.
2) He won his first title because John Cena slipped off a turnbuckle.
3) He's related to Beaker from the Muppets.

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