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Chafey
Jun 14, 2005
Between TV shows there were 'Asmertisements' and when I saved image files they's format was 'Bit-man Bump'

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'd say "the op isn't a enormous fag" lol kids say the darnedest things

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
cucked

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
always thought gregarious meant the opposite of what it actually meant, still hold that's what it should mean

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
called my mom a "oval office" when she was actually a "bitch"

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

always thought gregarious meant the opposite of what it actually meant, still hold that's what it should mean

round my house it meant slutty
still code for slutty

Chafey
Jun 14, 2005
condone never sounded right either

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



dad's home

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

i repeated that chris rock joke about the new york ni**ers and got in trouble

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I thought commercials were "commershows", because they were a type of show.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
in kindergarten i didnt feel that limb should be a noun in the context of "out in a limb" because theres not an actual person place or thing to it
last person called to answer and i dissented
i got moxie

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't know what a "dust pan" was until about 15

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
none, my vocabulary was correct, and extensive.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

i used to call animé "cartoons" lol

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
called my dad a bastard when I was like 5 without knowing what it meant, turns out I was actually right

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
when i was small human being was my go-to insult, and nobody yelled at me because it was like 1994 and human being wasn't a bad word yet

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
called my sister a friend of the family in the car with my parents and the bad aunt

e: i was six and not yet a racist what's what's so insane about this.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

called my dad a bastard when I was like 5 without knowing what it meant, turns out I was actually right

i chased the ice cream truck down the road calling him a son of a bitch when i was three because my mom told him not to stop for me anymore because i would just stop him without any money and demand ice cream. but this? this is tragic...

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




amityville anus posted:

called my sister a friend of the family in the car with my parents and the bad aunt

e: i was six and not yet a racist what's what's so insane about this.

:stare:

Dude, you may want to rethink your choice of words.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
This is GBS and racism is cool and good now.

angelklaine
Jun 10, 2015

Servant of Ruth and master of none.
I thought sex was kissing someone else in the mouth.

Lost Canyoneer
Nov 1, 2009
It is to my everlasting shame that when I was a kid I thought "porcelain" was pronounced "porchelain".

True story.

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice
I was asked to get the flyswatter, so I brought the fly a bowl of water

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I had to see a speech therapist as a kid because my parents couldn't get me to stop pronouncing 'truck' as 'gently caress' . I was too young to remember but I like to think I was doing it deliberately to mess with them.

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice

Moon Atari posted:

I had to see a speech therapist as a kid because my parents couldn't get me to stop pronouncing 'truck' as 'gently caress' . I was too young to remember but I like to think I was doing it deliberately to mess with them.

I had to go to a speech therapist because I wouldn't stop talking like donald duck

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Professor Tomtom posted:

This is GBS and racism is cool and good now.

Actually no

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
I said "I amn't" instead of "I'm not" up to the age of 7 or 8, but that isn't "incorrect" so much as it is archaic.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Moon Atari posted:

I had to see a speech therapist as a kid because my parents couldn't get me to stop pronouncing 'truck' as 'gently caress' . I was too young to remember but I like to think I was doing it deliberately to mess with them.

i did the same thing, but was never sent to a speech therapist

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I hit my head and a had what sounded to be a foreign accent for a while when I was way too young to even know what an accent was

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


im gay

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i called the white devils white people.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Serious Frolicking posted:

i called the white devils white people.

The devils didn't have a problem with this?

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
I thought the shortened version of "condominium" was "condom". Good times.

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
i thought prostitude was a government job

i mean i guess i was half right

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

when i was feeling under the weather as a kid i would tell my mom "im a little dick"

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Girls had minstrel cycles

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

donkey salami posted:

Girls had minstrel cycles

Hey diddly leddly hi de ho he de diddly I oh, girl I don't know where yah been by I see you bleed first prize!

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
My mom and aunt took me to see Return Of The Jedi when I was a kid. The next morning they said I was pointing at a box of cereal and saying, "Auntie. Chewbacca bacca."

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
i pronounced 'elite' with a long 'i' until i was like 13

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Nooner posted:

I'd say "the op isn't a enormous fag" lol kids say the darnedest things

lol

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