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Blow fat lines of coke tech dude, like all the other young successful 20 somethings
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:27 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:27 |
wanted to say try weed since I feel kinda similar and I enjoy weed, but since you dont like it I dunno
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:33 |
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Weed can have a negative effect if you got a case of the sadbrains. I would take up drinking again.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:44 |
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Waroduce posted:Blow fat lines of coke tech dude, like all the other young successful 20 somethings Please take advice from this self-hating and self-proclaimed "successful and attractive" r/fatpeoplehate poster.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:45 |
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quote:True story time.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 19:26 |
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To the monkey torturer/murderer (p1 post here): You are one sad, sick, evil gently caress. I hope you take a test for sociopathy (sociopaths are what used to be called psychopaths) since your behaviour towards the innocent animal who committed the 'crime' of not happening to be liked by you is typical of sociopathic serial killers. Many started with animals and progressed to humans. And for gently caress's sake don't try to find a guy on the internet who has sociopathic traits in common with you again, get the help you need instead. Before your disease degenerates, and you pointlessly brutalise and even murder more animals or even people (your family?), become habituated to it, are finally caught, and end up in jail for a very long time.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 19:37 |
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I pooped myself in front of my boyfriend. I like to be naked indoors and was sitting on the couch next to him... I must've eaten something weird cause suddenly i felt something rumbling in my stomach and before i could run to the bathroom... well lets just say there was a little brown line on the couch. So we both laughed about it afterwards and cleaned the couch. poo poo happens, get over it.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 19:58 |
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ChlorophileAddict posted:I pooped myself in front of my boyfriend. I like to be naked indoors and was sitting on the couch next to him... I must've eaten something weird cause suddenly i felt something rumbling in my stomach and before i could run to the bathroom... well lets just say there was a little brown line on the couch.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 20:13 |
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farting cutie pls pm me
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:01 |
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BigBadSteve posted:To the monkey torturer/murderer (p1 post here) I agree with you pretty much wholeheartedly and I hope anyone that actually feels that way (as opposed to the goon who copy-pasted it into an anonymous email service to watch us all scramble and wring our hands) suffers a tiny and painless and lethal aneurysm in their sleep. Of course, they won't, and they don't, and they generally end up relatively powerful, because it's a pretty short hop from there to indifference to suffering humans. In person, anyway. Sociopathy isn't naturally selected against and I'm sure it's way harder - broadly speaking - for parents to accept that their foundling is a broken, selfish monster than it is for them to hand-wave away the suffering they'll inevitably cause.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:15 |
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quote:I'm nearly thirty years old, I'm currently not dating and have no intention of doing so, I'm perfectly happy being single for now (and possibly for the rest of my life, depending on how things turn out). quote:I like dating cutters. I find their scars so loving sexy it's not even funny. The bigger, the better. Problem is the kind of girls they're on I can't exactly come out and say that because that sounds loving wierd. It's not the blood I like, it's sinking my dick into something so beautiful and so broken that turns me on. I usually just tell them it doesn't bother me, then make a big show out of touching and kissing and showing that I'm here for them. It makes them feel apreciated, like they finally found someone they can open up to and deep down inside I really just feed off of their pain and suffering.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 04:14 |
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BigBadSteve posted:To the monkey torturer/murderer (p1 post here): You are one sad, sick, evil gently caress. I hope you take a test for sociopathy (sociopaths are what used to be called psychopaths) since your behaviour towards the innocent animal who committed the 'crime' of not happening to be liked by you is typical of sociopathic serial killers. Many started with animals and progressed to humans. And for gently caress's sake don't try to find a guy on the internet who has sociopathic traits in common with you again, get the help you need instead. Before your disease degenerates, and you pointlessly brutalise and even murder more animals or even people (your family?), become habituated to it, are finally caught, and end up in jail for a very long time. If it makes you feel any better, that post seemed 100% fake to me. There was a Thing in the last thread about people having a visceral hatred of monkeys; I think that whoever wrote that was just riffing on that. anonymous posted:Should I just wean off the meds for the 2 weeks or so it takes to flush out of the system and get back to escaping reality with booze? No. As I'm sure you're aware (if you're honest with yourself for about 2 minutes), that escape isn't sustainable and leads to horrendous suffering. You're just going to have to deal with lovely, boring reality like the rest of us. Having friends who know how to have fun sober helps a lot. You can meet them at AA meetings, or pretty much any other place that isn't a bar.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 04:30 |
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quote:I'm still a virgin quote:I see my confession is getting some attention. I am the original poster with the "monkey induced dark place" I think I called it in the previous thread. Not the one who runs the "poor baby monkey" group or whatever. You can find the youtube videos and read the comments if they are still up. I saved the best ones for myself. I also embarrassingly spelled them Monkies. As to the poster calling me a sociopath. I've been evaluated before, re: the whole hating monkeys. Its just a think they told me. I said I would never act on it and have healthy relations and children and pets and all that. Its just some uncanny valley thing. My guess some hold out of ancient human xenophobia just decided to pop back up again. They way their little fingers curl and their face when they make the puckered lip thing. I have a little stuffed monkey I got, after going out in the desert and living the fantasy. I like to hold it and remember the way it twitched and spasmed as its damaged brain tried to work its broken limbs. Gives me a small sense of comfort in the world, like it is good and right that this creature suffer. At least that's what my brain tells me when I think about it. Oddly enough Guinea Pigs do the same to me. That grip and crush urge. I found some new lab videos now where they are doing separation trials on primates. They just got done showing orphaned orangutans clinging together in fear as they try to socialize them. The fear in their eyes. To the posters wishing me death, I can't blame you. I feel the same towards those who harm cats and children. It just makes sense to me. A need. I wish I didn't have it, but like any disability, you get used to it.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 05:10 |
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quote:"When are you going to give us a grandchild?" Response: Every time I consider getting back into dating I think about you incessantly nagging me to "hurry up and breed" and it kills any desire I have for finding a date. You won't be hearing that question again for a while. Also: live your life the way you want to live it. Find some new contentedly single or recently divorced friends. ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jun 21, 2015 |
# ? Jun 21, 2015 05:37 |
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quote:I have a date Wednesday and I'm excited. I hope it's a date and not just a friendly outing because the chick is pretty and cool.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 05:43 |
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BigBadSteve posted:To the monkey torturer/murderer (p1 post here): You are one sad, sick, evil gently caress. I hope you take a test for sociopathy (sociopaths are what used to be called psychopaths) since your behaviour towards the innocent animal who committed the 'crime' of not happening to be liked by you is typical of sociopathic serial killers. Many started with animals and progressed to humans. And for gently caress's sake don't try to find a guy on the internet who has sociopathic traits in common with you again, get the help you need instead. Before your disease degenerates, and you pointlessly brutalise and even murder more animals or even people (your family?), become habituated to it, are finally caught, and end up in jail for a very long time. You need help you dumb human being
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 05:59 |
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ghlbtsk posted:incessantly nagging me to "hurry up and breed" Lmao this is probably the must autistic thing I've ever read hahahaahhhahahaha Hahahahahahaha Seriously dude Hahhahahahaha
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 06:06 |
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quote:My wife had an affair with someone whom I thought was my best friend. His wife suggested to my wife that we partner swap; my wife jumped at the idea. I was against the idea because I didn't want to share nor be shared and my wife and I have kids; and I'm smart enough to know that open marriages end horribly almost always. My "best friend" told me he was also uncomfortable with the idea, so I thought that was the end of it. A month later, I found out that he and my wife were having a sexual relationship behind my and his wife's back.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 06:09 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I agree with you pretty much wholeheartedly and I hope anyone that actually feels that way (as opposed to the goon who copy-pasted it into an anonymous email service to watch us all scramble and wring our hands) suffers a tiny and painless and lethal aneurysm in their sleep. the distance between that and hurting humans is nothing. nobody would do that who was not a complete loving psychopath
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 06:11 |
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quote:my wife was date raped about half a year before we started dating. he invited himself to her room, forced himself on her despite her wishes with no protection, and came inside her. she told him if she ever saw him again, she'd call the police but never pressed charges. it obviously wasn't a pleasant experience for her, but it wasn't a traumatic one either - she has no ptsd or lasting emotional damage.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 06:20 |
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H.H posted:I'm nearly thirty years old, I'm currently not dating and have no intention of doing so, I'm perfectly happy being single for now (and possibly for the rest of my life, depending on how things turn out). I know plenty of people who didn't meet the right person until well into their 30s. I wouldn't have thought that just giving up and marrying whoever comes along is a recipe for success either. Maybe tell them that for all you know they already have a whole bunch of grandchildren.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 08:30 |
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quote:I'm nearly thirty years old, I'm currently not dating and have no intention of doing so, I'm perfectly happy being single for now (and possibly for the rest of my life, depending on how things turn out). don't let it get to you. Most of the people in your social circle want to have their own bad choice reinforced by seeing more idiots doing the same thing, because misery loves company. 60+% of first marriages end in divorce because the idiots didn't think it through, just hurried up due to stupidity/unplanned pregnancy/social pressure. You need to keep this in your head: it's YOUR life.Not theirs. You don't have to make choices based on what others think. Tell hem to f off and die in a fire if necessary.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 10:56 |
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you need to find yourself a girl you sad pathetic loving loser god drat lol you can't even do relationships right Confession: I've been cheating on my wife for 20 years and i'm pretty sure she's cheating on me too
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 11:06 |
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H.H posted:
Sociopaths, and/or card-carrying assholes with sociopathic fantasies, piled high in this thread. If this confession is fair dinkum, I hope that if you do snuff yourself in the way you describe, some goon reading the details of your death in the papers connects it with your post and outs you. Your fortuitously-bereaved Mrs and all her and your relatives can then piss on your grave. Or you could prostrate yourself now and ask the good Lord, whether or not you believe in Him, to fill you with the true Spirits of Empathy, Repentance, and Positive Change. Or failing that, fuckin' do us all a favour and kill yourself now.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 13:54 |
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H.H posted:
OK, you sound much more palatable than the fake-monkey-torturer troll-riffing-on-you I whose post fooled me. I certainly don't wish death on you, based on what you say here. But take a tip, stay off monkey videos! And you'd better not read that Better stay clear of the ape cage at the zoo too, in case you decide to teach an ape a lesson and it bites off your nose.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 14:04 |
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i must confes bless this mess
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 14:05 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Sociopaths, and/or card-carrying assholes with sociopathic fantasies, piled high in this thread. lol BigBadSteve posted:OK, you sound much more palatable than the fake-monkey-torturer troll-riffing-on-you I whose post fooled me. I certainly don't wish death on you, based on what you say here. But take a tip, stay off monkey videos! lol I suspect you're a monkeyhandler at a zoo who got cucked by a cardealer. Please go on.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 14:23 |
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quote:I'm constantly depressed and I probably think of killing myself every day. I have a good job, wife, and children, but none of it makes me happy. I smoke, drink heavily, and don't take care of myself because spending more time alive than I absolutely have too seems intolerable. I wish I was dead.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 17:43 |
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 17:59 |
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Have you considered changing your gender?
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 18:08 |
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I'd bet good money that about half of these are fake. Apart from the Kane/Stone Cold ones obviously.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 19:04 |
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if you really are Kane then explain what your name is an allusion to please
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 19:47 |
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Kitchner posted:I'd bet good money that about half of these are fake. They seem to be divided into 3 categories: sadbrains people who want attention/help without admitting it on their account, people sending in ultra-edgy racist/etc stuff that would get them banned if they actually psoted it, and then the standard creative writing exercise "lol i'm an alien" poo poo. I think only the sadbrains stuff is real, everything else is just "lol I wonder if he's really going to post this"
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 19:59 |
hey stop telling us about how wretched your life is and how you wouldn't try very hard to avoid an incoming train tell us about the time you farted in your grandmother-in-law's face at her 80th birthday on accident and she screamed and fell off the couch and broke her hip or how you purposely sat in the back row in college to stare at this one girl's thong for 50 minutes a day and failed the class
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 20:06 |
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Soho Joe posted:hey stop telling us about how wretched your life is and how you wouldn't try very hard to avoid an incoming train
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 20:11 |
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H.H posted:
Same, but don't feel like being anonymous about it. Also, I don't smoke and I've only begun drinking and it doesn't do anything for me. Not going to do anything about it because obligations though. Maybe you should try meds, but I won't promise that they'll work because half the time they loving don't. My solution: just loving power through it, it's what I've done since I was eight loving years old. I hate myself and will be a miserable bitter curmudgeon until I die at an intolerably old age, but gently caress it, may as well. root beer fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jun 21, 2015 |
# ? Jun 21, 2015 20:26 |
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Here is an actual confession: this one time I poured whiskey into a soda bottle and drank in class. I failed that class
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 20:39 |
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shelley posted:Here is an actual confession: this one time I poured whiskey into a soda bottle and drank in class. I almost failed every class in grade 12 because I'd skip most days to get stoned and hang out with friends. It's a good thing I know how to take a test.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 20:49 |
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Confession: I once got so drunk at school I passed out in Geography Now I teach Geography!
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that's a cool as gently caress success story if you ask me
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 22:45 |