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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://www.facebook.com/deegyp.blancharde/posts/10206865671021262

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Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
this is why facebook is vital to society

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
can someone translate this wall of bullshit?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ROFLburger posted:

can someone translate this wall of bullshit?

Dee Gyp Blanchard is missing fucktard!

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Did she draw Mohammed or something?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

ROFLburger posted:

can someone translate this wall of bullshit?

How is this confusing? The guy who killed her and kidnapped and raped her daughter posted about it from the woman's Facebook.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Melmac posted:

How is this confusing? The guy who killed her and kidnapped and raped her daughter posted about it from the woman's Facebook.

Give it to us in English! Enough of your high fallutin word smithing! Still don't understand. :confused:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





ROFLburger posted:

can someone translate this wall of bullshit?

someone murdered an old lady and kidnapped her handicapped kid and probably raped the kid. this person posted it to facebook and friends are worried then sad to find out she's dead

Edit: People are saying they can trace the IP but the killer probably did it from the home of the victim so the IP trace would just say it was made in that house.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Cowman posted:

someone murdered an old lady and kidnapped her handicapped kid and probably raped the kid. this person posted it to facebook and friends are worried then sad to find out she's dead

Edit: People are saying they can trace the IP but the killer probably did it from the home of the victim so the IP trace would just say it was made in that house.

jesus, thank you. apparently everyone in gbs is a loving current news autist

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

ROFLburger posted:

can someone translate this wall of bullshit?
im not sure if i understand the dialect but i believe it is: "💩"

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



lol

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





ROFLburger posted:

jesus, thank you. apparently everyone in gbs is a loving current news autist

it's pretty loving weird but I have no idea who these people are

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the special kid probably just lost her iphone or something

tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax

a creepy colon posted:

the special kid probably just lost her iphone or something

u missed the part where both of them are missing and on news about it

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I think people would have missed less if the thread was titled something like, OMG psycho just gloated on victim's FB (facebook) about MKRT (murder kidnapping rape torture)

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
for once id like to see an actual "Holy poo poo"


surely its part of the catechism

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Ork of Fiction posted:

I think people would have missed less if the thread was titled something like, OMG psycho just gloated on victim's FB (facebook) about MKRT (murder kidnapping rape torture)

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
let it be known, I do not support murder

Fiberoptic Fable
Sep 6, 2011
Hell Gem

Fishy Joe posted:

let it be known, I do not support murder

rape supporting confirmed

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
In all honesty, this is pretty hosed up.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Cowman posted:

this person posted it to facebook

What reason is there to believe that the "I killed her haha" posts were actually posted by the murderer? Seems more likely to me that some 4channer broke into their account from 2000 miles away and is posting "epic winz 4 the lulz" etc

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chicken Butt posted:

What reason is there to believe that the "I killed her haha" posts were actually posted by the murderer? Seems more likely to me that some 4channer broke into their account from 2000 miles away and is posting "epic winz 4 the lulz" etc

yeah pretty much but its funny to see people be all like "wow dis is messed up :("

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
they probably went on a road trip to another comic con or something

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
also i thought it was an old lady and a fat daughter murdered first but I guess the old looking one on the left is the daughter of the blob but she has some diseases that make her look 70?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

an american (40, left) and another america (20, right) share a tasty treat.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
I don't care, OP. dozens of other people with equal relevance to both of us will die by the time I finish typing this sentence.

also the latest posts in the fb thread you linked suggest they were found and are okay.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

numberoneposter posted:

an american (40, left) and another america (20, right) share a tasty treat.





hmmmmmmm

a creepy colon fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Jun 16, 2015

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:


also the latest posts in the fb thread you linked suggest they were found and are okay.

Except for one of the two being found dead, you're right. Both found okay (except for the one that was found dead). :thumbsup:

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

also the latest posts in the fb thread you linked suggest they were found and are okay.

"The killer gloated on their Facebook account" will still be used as a plot in Law & Order SVU, though.

wormsauce
Oct 30, 2005

I see that big ole dick you got
hmm someone murdered. Really funny thread OP.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Melmac posted:

Except for one of the two being found dead, you're right. Both found okay (except for the one that was found dead). :thumbsup:

She is in stable condition, you might say.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Well I hope they catch the guy

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

wormsauce posted:

hmm someone murdered. Really funny thread OP.

Sorry about the news thread in gibbis :rolleyes:

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Melmac posted:

Except for one of the two being found dead, you're right. Both found okay (except for the one that was found dead). :thumbsup:

all I said was that the facebook thread said that. so yes, I am right

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Melmac posted:

Except for one of the two being found dead, you're right. Both found okay (except for the one that was found dead). :thumbsup:

:eek:

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

wow 2 soon

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I always thought being fat kept one safe from kidnapping, must be some dedicated criminal.

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
It's not suprising the fat one was murdered, she's enough to offend the senses of a normal non-psychotic person.

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