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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
:911:

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

you could say I'm a connoisseur of retard murders, a real spastic death buff

Is there a WatchMojo video of the top ten retard murders

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzu2eeMlpIM

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
This would make a good Coen Bros. movie.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Dee Dee and Gypsy Rose are some pretty retarded names.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sound like horse names.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kuato posted:

Sound like horse names.

Clauddinnea "Dee Dee" Blancharde

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Adventure Pigeon posted:

i think the vegas mom shooting has this one beat, but it's still pretty good as far as retard murders go

Nugs and the fake crip chick should get together and breed the perfect deformed idiot criminal

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

cram me sideways posted:



never visit the ozarks

if i married that ogre id have to live by faith too

faith that one day ill die in my sleep

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

this shouldnt be allowed to be called english

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

wow, so not displaced from Katrina, not disabled, not kidnapped...v funny stuff

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

solo humping pro posted:

if i married that ogre id have to live by faith too

faith that one day ill die in my sleep

live by faith, not by sight

because looking at your surroundings will only make you want to die

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

Ork of Fiction posted:

I think people would have missed less if the thread was titled something like, OMG psycho just gloated on victim's FB (facebook) about MKRT (murder kidnapping rape torture)

Omg fb mkrt and u?

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
This wouldn't have happened if they had a gun.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



tada posted:

Omg fb mkrt and u?

u dtmkrt?

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


*in a gbs voice* I'm not a sociopath

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

In all honesty, this is pretty hosed up.

Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015

FalloutGod posted:

This wouldn't have happened if they had a gun.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun :911:

Wow, just checked out the Vegas Mom shooting story. Mom and her son go home, get a gun, then go looking for guy from previous road rage incident. Said guy then blasts mom in the face when they find them. It's terrifying that you guys have whole towns full of utter morons all of whom have a gun sitting in a cabinet at home. At least their 2nd amendment rights are intact though, phew.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

you could say I'm a connoisseur of retard murders, a real spastic death buff

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
police confirm that the boyfriend "once got busy in a burger king bathroom"

e:

El Boot fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jun 16, 2015

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Nicomo posted:

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun :911:

Wow, just checked out the Vegas Mom shooting story. Mom and her son go home, get a gun, then go looking for guy from previous road rage incident. Said guy then blasts mom in the face when they find them. It's terrifying that you guys have whole towns full of utter morons all of whom have a gun sitting in a cabinet at home. At least their 2nd amendment rights are intact though, phew.

I can tell you only read the first page because mom hunting road rage guy is just the first of a hundred plot twists.

cubicle gangster
Jun 26, 2005

magda, make the tea
those loving names.
nixdorf
kasi flory
tyrrin
squashingroff
clatterbuck
houseknecht

what? there are more names in that facebook post that are totally new to me than not. madness.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

dog buttz posted:

I can tell you only read the first page because mom hunting road rage guy is just the first of a hundred plot twists.

There were too many twists for me to even follow that story. Wasn't the guy who shot the mom like her drug dealer or something too?

Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015
Wow just reading a few links on it, quite a mystery. I'm confused though, there must be a nice step-by-step synopsis out there somewhere. Link me or make one guys tia

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

There were too many twists for me to even follow that story. Wasn't the guy who shot the mom like her drug dealer or something too?

He was HER drug dealer, and the drug dealers lawyer proudly promotes his LARPing on his company website, and also maybe the drug dealer was having an affair with the lady he shot, and also the husband is completely insane, and also the son is pretty nuts, and also all of the drug dealers friends are rock-level stupid.

I didn't even mention half the story or convey the true wonder of discovering that great tale, so go read that thread you dingus.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Just a reminder, you're all human garbage

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cumslut1895 posted:

Just a reminder, you're all human garbage

are we more garbage than the girl who faked being handicapped for years to get government money and then had her boyfriend murder her mom?

or are we less garbage than that

plz advise

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

are we more garbage than the girl who faked being handicapped for years to get government money and then had her boyfriend murder her mom?

or are we less garbage than that

plz advise

you're approximately equally garbage people

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cumslut1895 posted:

you're approximately equally garbage people

so isnt it fine to laugh at someone who is just as bad as us?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

so isnt it fine to laugh at someone who is just as bad as us?

I wasn't saying to stop, just reminding you of what you are.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's all pretty hosed up wish people would take it a little more seriously

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

It's all pretty hosed up wish people would take it a little more seriously



Mother murdered, so what

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cumslut1895 posted:

I wasn't saying to stop, just reminding you of what you are.

oh okay thanks i upvoted and sent you reddit gold

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

oh okay thanks i upvoted and sent you reddit gold

that's a very topical joke

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
someone pls summarize this story im not gonna read four pages or favebook bullshit OR four pages of goon bullshit

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



you irl posted:

someone pls summarize this story im not gonna read four pages or favebook bullshit OR four pages of goon bullshit

mother murdered, so what

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Kuato posted:

It's all pretty hosed up wish people would take it a little more seriously



Suddenly it's all too real :(

One Legged Cat
Aug 31, 2004

DAY I GOT COOKIE
Ooooh it's gettin' good now!

New major twist: Crazy fraudster mom takes daughter out of school, gives her meds to make her teeth fall out and force her to act like she's got muscular dystrophy in public to get benefits, and never let her leave mommy's side, causing her to slowly go mad with resentful isolation in a situation that relatives described as a ticking time bomb.

Goddamn, it's like the mother was trying to create a murderdaughter.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



its very strange to me that she will be forever memorialized online under her cover photo of a fat starwar cosplay party.

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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
this thread made me sad.

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