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Rookie mistake. Everybody thinks you're a douche. No, they aren't polarizing the clouds or mist or whatever the gently caress, they dont make you look cool period.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:13
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I wear sunglasses pretty much anytime i am outside including night. I am the protodouche
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Jun 16, 2015 21:14
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my doctor told me to, he said i have really pussy irises or whatever and that i should always wear SPF sunglasses even when it's cloudy :/
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Jun 16, 2015 21:14
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Haha. Oh wait no, cloud to butt made that joke, not you. sorry op, that laugh is not for you.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:15
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i have those spring loaded sunglasses installed in my face like the guy from deus ex
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Jun 16, 2015 21:16
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I wear blindfolds at all times.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:18
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sometimes its cloudy but theres lots of diffuse light around which somehow irritates my eyes more than direct sunlight so I would like to but then I remember I am not a blues brother, and thus not allowed
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Jun 16, 2015 21:19
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Son of Rodney posted:sometimes its cloudy but theres lots of diffuse light around which somehow irritates my eyes more than direct sunlight so I would like to eat better food with vitamins in it. since you soudn extremely deficient, eat some carrots to give yourself a little boost in the mean time
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Jun 16, 2015 21:22
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Of course. Fallout says they give me +1 Perception.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:23
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what is glare OP are u dumb or what
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Jun 16, 2015 21:23
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Rookie mistake. Everybody thinks you're a douche. No, they aren't polarizing the clouds or mist or whatever the gently caress, they dont make you look cool period.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
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Jun 16, 2015 21:24
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if im inside somewhere yeah
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Jun 16, 2015 21:25
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I wear sunglasses a lot. It's fashion
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Jun 16, 2015 21:25
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yeah b/c i'm high af
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Jun 16, 2015 21:26
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Paper Diamonds posted:Dont you know that clouds trap UV radiation and therefor on cloudy days your eyes need even more protection. eat carrots
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Jun 16, 2015 21:28
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I used to wear sunglasses a lot when it was sunny, but then my eyes got used to being in constant shade all the time or something because I couldn't even go outside when it was cloudy without them.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:28
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Paper Diamonds posted:Dont you know that clouds trap UV radiation and therefor on cloudy days your eyes need even more protection. I think you mean they magnify UV rays. They don't trap them.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:29
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:eat carrots What am I a loving rabbit?
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Jun 16, 2015 21:30
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:yeah b/c i'm high af
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Jun 16, 2015 21:33
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Yes of course. They protect against UV and I'd rather have healthy eyes than impress judgemental assholes aka the op.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:36
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notZaar posted:Yes of course. They protect against UV and I'd rather have healthy eyes than impress judgemental assholes aka the op. My god.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:37
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Yes, I don't like making eye contact with the poor or ugly, I find that they read way too much into it.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:38
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Three Olives posted:Yes, I don't like making eye contact with the poor or ugly, I find that they read way too much into it.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:40
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so am I going blind or is being sensitive to passive sunrays normal i need to know for a friend
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Jun 16, 2015 21:40
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I don't. I wear eye patch. That way I look way cooler.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:41
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op, ill stop because i now know its wrong. whats the goon approved times to wear sunglasses?
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Jun 16, 2015 21:42
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The sun is the enemy of the fair-skinned and photosensitive. It is always there, waiting. Even when obscured by clouds it waits, so very patiently -- smugly. Pointing a light gun at my eyes. A gun that fires knifey tendrils that bore into my brain. One day I will blow up the sun and you sunglassists will all be sorry.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:42
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I have a condition where a certain degree or angle of sunlight makes me sneeze. This also happens on cloudy days, because the clouds don't stop whatever band of light it is that makes me sneeze. I only wear sunglasses to keep myself from sneezing every time I turn my head towards the south.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:44
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My Q-Face posted:I have a condition where a certain degree or angle of sunlight makes me sneeze. This also happens on cloudy days, because the clouds don't stop whatever band of light it is that makes me sneeze. I only wear sunglasses to keep myself from sneezing every time I turn my head towards the south. lol I'm glad my body doesn't have stupid genes like this
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Jun 16, 2015 21:47
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The only time I wear sunglasses is when I'm really hungover
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Jun 16, 2015 21:49
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SweetKarma posted:I think you mean they magnify UV rays. They don't trap them. WHATEVER *puts on Ray-Bans*
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Jun 16, 2015 22:17
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Paper Diamonds posted:WHATEVER I cannot believe I've not realized ray-ban literally means bans rays. I always thought this was just some brand name from a guy named ray ban.
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Jun 16, 2015 22:20
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Son of Rodney posted:I cannot believe I've not realized ray-ban literally means bans rays. I always thought this was just some brand name from a guy named ray ban.
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Jun 16, 2015 22:27
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I paid an arm and a leg for those sunglasses from book of Eli so wear them even when I go to sleep to get my money's worth
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Jun 16, 2015 22:57
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Paper Diamonds posted:Raymond Banstein Of course the jews aren't satisfied with just banishing the christian god, but the aztecs as well.
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Jun 16, 2015 23:11
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Rookie mistake. Everybody thinks you're a douche. No, they aren't polarizing the clouds or mist or whatever the gently caress, they dont make you look cool period. i wear them so people cant see that my eyes are redder than the devils dick
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Jun 16, 2015 23:12
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:yeah b/c i'm high af this guy gets it
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Jun 16, 2015 23:13
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my eyes are strong as diamonds
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Jun 16, 2015 23:15
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I wear ops moms dick on my face gently caress you
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