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noun af·fec·ta·tion \ˌa-ˌfek-ˈtā-shən\ : an unnatural form of behavior that is meant to impress others
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im gay
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Jun 17, 2015 01:44
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im transjewish i was not born jewish nor have i had the experience of being jewish but i tell people im jewish because i want to feel beautiful
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Jun 17, 2015 01:51
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homosexual
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Jun 17, 2015 01:59
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I'm a straight white male that likes to dance and is pretty good at it
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Jun 17, 2015 02:00
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I mail people dog turds
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Jun 17, 2015 02:01
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TEAYCHES posted:im gay same
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Jun 17, 2015 02:02
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i bite off my fingernails and spit them at people
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Jun 17, 2015 02:21
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i own a record player and a substantial vinyl collection
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Jun 17, 2015 02:43
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I carry a copy of Infinite Jest w/ me everywhere I go.
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Jun 17, 2015 02:45
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i wear a pair of satin wings made of the finest doilies everywhere i go and grant wishes
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Jun 17, 2015 02:47
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and fat dick
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Jun 17, 2015 02:47
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i wear grey slacks and a button up shirt, i drive a sedan and i always go 5 over the speed limit. i listen to NPR and i am a swing voter, but leaning towards democrat
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Jun 17, 2015 02:48
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I look people deep in the eyes and overpronounce every word.
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Jun 17, 2015 03:12
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i'm transvital. i'm a dead person in the body of a living person
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Jun 17, 2015 03:13
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i hum a lot
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Jun 17, 2015 03:33
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i have an affectation for producing fine lactation from my girlpennis
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Jun 17, 2015 03:38
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i have a hot girlfriend and 2 cool cats
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Jun 17, 2015 03:39
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social vegan posted:i wear a pair of satin wings made of the finest doilies everywhere i go and grant wishes Doilies are made of lace My affectation is being a pedant
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Jun 17, 2015 03:45
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I pretend to masturbate underneath my clothing to impress new people. I think it sends a message of "I acknowledge your social mores, but I feel I am beyond them".
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Jun 17, 2015 03:45
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Jun 17, 2015 03:53
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Jun 17, 2015 04:38
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neo-nazi
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Jun 17, 2015 04:43
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TEAYCHES posted:noun af·fec·ta·tion \ˌa-ˌfek-ˈtā-shən\ 
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Jun 17, 2015 04:48
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a really cute sneeze
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Jun 17, 2015 04:49
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I poo poo myself at parties or whenever I'm in a crowd.
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Jun 17, 2015 04:54
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I sing everything constantly like a disney princess.
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Jun 17, 2015 04:56
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I name my turds before flushing; wishing them the dankest travails.
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Jun 17, 2015 05:04
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i wear one of those big rainbow afro wigs and walk around cleaning tight crevices with it
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Jun 17, 2015 05:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vmurAgOIBA
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Jun 17, 2015 05:19
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wear a tiny hat under a regular one so I can do that gag as a ice breaker.
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