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A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
For example, you can't fight city hall. You can't fight corporate America. They're big, and we're small. hth

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Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
:bernget:

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
not a checkbox poll


also dont choke your chicken

or buy stuff off of tv

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat
R e c y c l e recycle, c o n s e r v e conserve

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I wanted Mr. Sensible.

"Go to the petunia at once, corncob"

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
doesn't matter how cool you think you are the boss's chair turns everyone into a dick ie: power corrupts

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
dont flush tissues in airplane toilets or else the plane will crash and everyone will be rly mad at you

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
people who consult a magic 8-ball have a better chance at climbing the corporate ladder than suckers who actually attempt sincere work

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
in your most vulnerable moment your own friends will abandon you for a pair of broad shoulders

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Cow milking machines can suck you off real nice

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
I learned about supply and demand from Rocko's maniacal lecture about Big Man Comics.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Doctor Schnabel posted:

Cow milking machines can suck you off real nice

This show, in retrospect, was really hosed up. :stare:


Heffer was a bull. Could cartoonists get away with this today? :shrug:

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest my pathetic soul for all eternity.

Don't order vaccuums you see in an infomercial.

Crane games are evil.

Dr. Eldarion fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Jun 17, 2015

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Your best friend will cuck you with your wife. You will be too dumb to notice the one child that looks just like a cow and not a turtle or a cat like you and your wife.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
That I, too, want a painting of a sad clown in an iron lung.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I really want to vote for all of these options.

Also, Rocko was a good show.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

if you park your car in a "bad" neighborhood for even two minutes, a gang of criminals will appear and strip it for parts

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
if you lose your gas cap swat will be dispatched immediately

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
this was the original method for 'swatting' before the internet & doxxing. you'd steal that fuckers gas cap and he'd get epically pwned by pig cops

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I really need to watch this show.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I learned what wallabies are they are our friends

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax
I learned that hari krishnas are good people.

I learned that actively trying to make a bad product will sometimes get you labelled as a genious.

I learned that fruit juicers are evil.

AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
Things are always getting sticky for the fatheads

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Applewhite posted:

I really need to watch this show.

It was a really good show but only 90's kids will understand

thetedster
Jan 31, 2007
Garbage day is a very dangerous day.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

thetedster posted:

Garbage day is a very dangerous day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
cars can do rapes on other cars

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
its okay to be a clown

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

ROCKOS MODERN LIFE

(rockos modern life)

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dr. Eldarion posted:

Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest my pathetic soul for all eternity.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Remember:

Be Hot
Be Naughty
Be Courteous

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Oh baby oh baby on baby

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
If a pelican eats my dog he'll just be in a block of ice at the fish market down the beach

Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
Laundry day is a very dangerous day.

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Naaakkkeeeedd.

Also the crazy obese hippo lady that always accuses Rocko of sexual harassment.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Austria and Australia are two different countries

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm nauseous

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
There are gameshows in hell.

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Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cheese is better than salami and bologna combined

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