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every thing is five bux
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Jun 17, 2015 18:17
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it was my first glimpse into a world gone mad but as a kid I thought it was just a cartoon and surely reality wasn't that stupid
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Jun 17, 2015 18:18
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Jun 17, 2015 18:24
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Be hot, be naughty, be courteous
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Jun 17, 2015 18:29
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naaaaked naaaaked
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Jun 17, 2015 18:30
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I HATE BOLOGNA Tropical plumber (hey!) will unplug your pipes today
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Jun 17, 2015 18:32
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Rocko is a kangaroo
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Jun 17, 2015 18:35
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if you milk a bull you don't get milk
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Jun 17, 2015 18:43
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felch donuts are the best donuts
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Jun 17, 2015 18:51
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You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the elf wenches are soooo beautiful you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again! *SNORT* Yes!
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Jun 17, 2015 18:52
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inter-species mating makes it easier to determine paternity
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Jun 17, 2015 19:27
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captainoblivious posted:Naaakkkeeeedd. HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU! Also: don't get the fat guy.
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rocko's modern life told us it was ok to work at phone sex lines and listen to the b-52s
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Jun 17, 2015 20:04
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eeeedd. eeeeeddddd biigheeeeeaaaaaadddd
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Jun 17, 2015 20:05
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KiteAuraan posted:Your best friend will cuck you with your wife. You will be too dumb to notice the one child that looks just like a cow and not a turtle or a cat like you and your wife. Heffer is a steer, meaning that child couldn't be his. You know, because of what a steer is.
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Jun 17, 2015 20:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUifYBwWNo
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Jun 17, 2015 20:12
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a friend of mine works/worked in art conservation and "You turn the page, and then you wash your hands" is basically their mantra
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Jun 17, 2015 20:13
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Bluemillion posted:Heffer is a steer, meaning that child couldn't be his. You know, because of what a steer is. oh right lol *checks wikipedia* if you sit on an egg before it hatches, sometimes the fetus inside it will turn into your species
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Jun 17, 2015 20:22
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Any job worth being done, is worth being done adequately.
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Jun 17, 2015 20:24
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Don't swim in freshwater. Fish spawn there
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Jun 17, 2015 20:32
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Bathrooms are all you need in a house.
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Jun 17, 2015 20:44
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Unguided posted:Bathrooms are all you need in a house. You can never have too many bathrooms. Also Bob "Beaver" Vila doesn't actually do the work.
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Jun 17, 2015 20:47
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Frogs have tits.
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Jun 17, 2015 21:56
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Dr. Eldarion posted:Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest my pathetic soul for all eternity.
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Jun 17, 2015 21:56
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I learned a lot of inappropriate humor that I found appropriately unfunny.
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I learned all I needed to know about spanish fly, aphrodisiacs in general, and myself.
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Jun 17, 2015 22:02
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I learned that you can start off as a phone sex operator one day, and voicing a character on Nickelodeon the next.
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Jun 17, 2015 22:27
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A Bad King posted:You can't fight corporate America
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Jun 17, 2015 22:28
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Ed good, Rocko bad!
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Jun 17, 2015 23:31
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JE DEPEND LE PAPIER TOILETTE
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Jun 18, 2015 00:24
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Fatheads brand chewable vitamin cheese
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Jun 18, 2015 00:37
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Jun 18, 2015 00:50
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Bluemillion posted:Heffer is a steer, meaning that child couldn't be his. You know, because of what a steer is. Thanks to this thread, I just learned that oxen and cows are actually the same animal!
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Jun 18, 2015 01:10
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Dr. Eldarion posted:Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest my pathetic soul for all eternity.
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Jun 18, 2015 01:32
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dont run up credit card debt. especially on bullshit
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Jun 18, 2015 01:37
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I think it said, "House crud."
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Jun 18, 2015 01:38
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BooDoug187 posted:You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the elf wenches are soooo beautiful you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again! *SNORT* Yes! Wooooooowww! You're an IDIOT!
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