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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

tbf everyone does this

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
lol compare 2000 Trump to 2011 Trump

http://www.ontheissues.org/Donald_Trump.htm

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
there are enough things hosed up and retarded about Trump that nitpicking about paid supporters is pedantic

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

tbf everyone does this

Yes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


"Mr. Trump draws record crowds at almost every venue at which he is a featured speaker," Lewandowski said. "The crowds are large, often record-setting and enthusiastic, often with standing ovations. Mr. Trumps message is 'make America great again.'"

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
unironically kill the rich

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Trump plays an elaborate game of shuffle cup with multimillion dollar real estate and loans, bilking money out of investors and the government through corporate bankruptcy shenanigans- and then retards make fun of him for "being a rich idiot" while he gets free infinity money.

Also his caricature of a moron who is constantly "going bankrupt and making poor decisions" is so popular he even gets television deals instead of people taking a hard look at all his friends pockets he is contracting money into, or exactly who is rebuying his properties at 5 cents on the dollar with the bankruptcy courts settling the bill at the cost of disolving some random corporation.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Trump plays an elaborate game of shuffle cup with multimillion dollar real estate and loans, bilking money out of investors and the government through corporate bankruptcy shenanigans- and then retards make fun of him for "being a rich idiot" while he gets free infinity money.

Also his caricature of a moron who is constantly "going bankrupt and making poor decisions" is so popular he even gets television deals instead of people taking a hard look at all his friends pockets he is contracting money into, or exactly who is rebuying his properties at 5 cents on the dollar with the bankruptcy courts settling the bill at the cost of disolving some random corporation.

Wait. He seems smart now

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
We deserve Donald Trump for president.

We have earned this.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Donald Trump as president belongs in the realm of throwaway gags overheard in the background of dystopian science fiction movies.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
He's going to keep running for president forever because it fits perfectly into his extremely profitable scheme.

"Waste a ton of money that isn't his doing something retarded, make a huge spectacle to hype his name and the "trump failing" cultural joke so no one investigates, siphon away millions behind the scenes", only now it's untraceable Super PACs and speaking fees and hiring political consultants.

The guy could burn his wife to death for life insurance money on camera and he'd probably get off free and an interview on SNL.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Trump's probably better with money than Sam Brownback but who isn't

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

there is an alternate universe where he is president

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Top City Homo posted:

there is an alternate universe where he is president

So howd it go? America returned to golden age prosperity? A spot for every american in a trump tower near you?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lord of Pie posted:

Trump's probably better with money than Sam Brownback but who isn't

lmao Trump's business career is hilarious with most of his success revolving around escaping from all the loans and contracts he signed.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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thathonkey posted:

So howd it go? America returned to golden age prosperity? A spot for every american in a trump tower near you?

the russians invaded and were welcomed as liberators

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

thathonkey posted:

So howd it go? America returned to golden age prosperity? A spot for every american in a trump tower near you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4m848bh1iY

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


I hope Trump never finds the sports almanac

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Daedra posted:

jon snow for prez

Jon Snow was actually born in Dorne and is therefore not a real Westerosi citizen. WHERE IS THE BIRTHCERTIFICATE?!

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Trump: Legalize drugs and use the taxes to fund drug education

A good policy

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
this is one of my favorite tweets from a 2016 presidential candidate: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/377753834954981376

I love this retarded cyberpunk-lite future we inhabit

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

trump likes to get publicity any way he can

people will make fun of him again, he'll drop out, and in a few months he'll hopefully fade away into reality TV star obscurity

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsfLdjKRrpE

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Donald Trump will save America.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I rememver reading a throwing gag in a mad magazine back in like the 90s that referenced Donald trump. Probably as a batman villain or some poo poo. I remember thinkkng this some adult bullshit I don't get and will likely never need to and then mo and behold I'm old and wondering why our grandchildren will have to put up with this poo poo

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Watching trump on Hannity

There seems to be a moob cutoff on tv for all these guys. Like right at the nipple

I want to vote to know the bmi on these guys

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

solo humping pro posted:

unironically kill the rich

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
are we not now living at the twilight of an era?

is this not the equivalent of Caligula's Horse?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

its about time someone took margera down a peg or two

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
not its an official clown car

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
more like Donald Penis Pump

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
he has a son what the loving gently caress



he looks like bateman only less pleasant

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
son you wanna be successful not a loser or hater

slick back ur hair like a man think it out and pour the grease on thick

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

he looks like bateman only less pleasant



The whole family are a loving performance art piece

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how come man look dead when so clearly alive. the trump son; zombey?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Would like to defile Ivanka Trump with my gross Goon peen myself, idk about anyone else. :shrug:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

bitmap posted:



The whole family are a loving performance art piece

is he on a missionary expedition to Orlando

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

is he on a missionary expedition to Orlando

Lol. *rings bell on bicycle repeatedly*

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
trump is a goddamn idiot who is probably the stupidest luckiest guy in the world, unless there's an even dumber richer person in china

motherfucker lost money consistently on a got drat casino he inherited and still somehow manages to be a household name

if i were able to choose amongst any democrat or republican for president i would always choose the trumpster because accelerationism, say what you will, trump is no empire denier and he'd bring the full weight of the us military against some very unstrategic targets and gently caress our standing with the world harder than bush 2 cowboy boogaloo

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burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Can't trump the Trump.

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