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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/06/11/texas-man-dog-die-trapped-corvette/71053474/ How long was he in there that he could have died from heat exhaustion before he could be rescued? What kind of clusterfuck was going on with the emergency responders that they weren't able to get the door open before he died? The malfunction disabled the locks and horn, but no mention is made of whether or not the ignition was compromised. Why not just start the car and turn on the air conditioning/roll down the window? Why would someone with enough money to afford a Corvette be eating at a Waffle House (traditionally a poor person venue)?
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Applewhite posted:http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/06/11/texas-man-dog-die-trapped-corvette/71053474/ Died locked in his Corvette with his dog outside a waffle house, is he an analogy of the south?
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Jun 17, 2015 15:48
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Old guys who buy brand new Corvettes and then drive them 30 mph is one of the most frustrating things on the road.
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Jun 17, 2015 15:52
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BigBoss posted:Old guys who buy brand new Corvettes and then drive them 30 mph is one of the most frustrating things on the road. Can't wait to be old and spend those ungrateful little shits' inheritance and piss off youngsters doing so. Being old has rad rewards.
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Jun 17, 2015 15:56
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Even the first dude who responded (a commercial light duty auto repair service) should have had some loving sense to pick up a rock and break his window, holy loving poo poo. Was he conscious and begging people not to gently caress up his precious pretty car right up until he croaked? e: nope, apparently the first dude saw he was already "gone" and decided no it's not worth the trouble to break his window Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jun 17, 2015 |
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Jun 17, 2015 15:58
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Applewhite posted:Why would someone with enough money to afford a Corvette be eating at a Waffle House (traditionally a poor person venue)? i dont think you really "get" what waffle house is
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Jun 17, 2015 16:03
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I'm glad he's dead. He sounds like an idiot and possibly fat.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:04
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C7 Stingray rules tho
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Flesh Forge posted:Even the first dude who responded (a commercial light duty auto repair service) should have had some loving sense to pick up a rock and break his window, holy loving poo poo. Was he conscious and begging people not to gently caress up his precious pretty car right up until he croaked? Exactly what I was wondering. How is something like this even possible?
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Jun 17, 2015 16:05
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all the first responders are true patriots who could not bring themselves to even scratch a true piece of American automotive superiority the old man died knowing it was right that he do so
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Jun 17, 2015 16:06
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is this a fansy thread
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Jun 17, 2015 16:06
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the real story: he was getting road head from his dog and the dog bit his weiner off and he bled out the end
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Jun 17, 2015 16:06
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It'd be extremely tough to break the windows from the inside. Sucky way to go.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:07
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What sort of old dumb idiot twat can't crack a window and ends up killing himself? Thats right, the sort of person who deserves to die.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:09
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he was sitting on an embarrassingly large dildo
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Jun 17, 2015 16:10
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Applewhite posted:Exactly what I was wondering. How is something like this even possible? Apparently he was already unconscious/dead when the first dude got there so he just farted around a bit (not breaking the window) and then called the fire department 
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Jun 17, 2015 16:10
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Well that's what happens when you get all loose on joose and head to the waffle house.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:13
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i dont think you really "get" what waffle house is Scattered, smothered and covered for all walks of life.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:13
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also chunked and topped
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Jun 17, 2015 16:16
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kinda hungry for Waffle House now
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Jun 17, 2015 16:17
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Man that poor dog!  Old guy is a piece of poo poo and I'm glad he's dead. Really sad about the dog though!
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Jun 17, 2015 16:19
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Sound posted:kinda hungry for Waffle House now "Sorry you are poor" -op
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Jun 17, 2015 16:19
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Wafflz posted:"Sorry you are poor" -op I'm also sorry that you live in the American South.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:20
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Sound posted:kinda hungry for Waffle House now Don't go, I hear that place is surrounded by heaps of cars with dead people in them. Unless thats your thing I guess.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:22
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woflmao
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Jun 17, 2015 16:23
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Flesh Forge posted:
Bystander1:Holy poo poo that guy needs help. Let's carefully break a window in the rear of the vehicle so we can get inside and check his pulse and try to help hi- Bystander 2:Nah he's "gone." I can tell by lookin' 
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Jun 17, 2015 16:24
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Applewhite posted:I'm also sorry that you live in the American South. Is this some sort of contest to see how many times you can be wrong in one thread?
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Wafflz posted:Is this some sort of contest to see how many times you can be wrong in one thread? Death to traitors.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:27
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Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live
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Jun 17, 2015 16:28
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American engineering scores another victim.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:28
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i died in a car once it was a terrible way to go except i drvoe mine off of a cliff at high speeds
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Jun 17, 2015 16:28
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According to the guy from "AutoAid" that they called to get him out, none of you "armchair geniuses" would have been able to get into the car and save him. Nope, the 2007 Corvette is an impregnable fortress of a vehicle that is utterly impervious to intrusion. Windows? What are those?
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Jun 17, 2015 16:40
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"police believe her dad made a valiant effort to escape and possibly died while looking through the car's manual." I really don't see how anything that could be considered valiant could have taken place inside that car while the man was foolishly trapped inside.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:42
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Hot Jam posted:"police believe her dad made a valiant effort to escape and possibly died while looking through the car's manual." self delusion about a human being dad lmao
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Jun 17, 2015 16:44
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Hot Jam posted:"police believe her dad made a valiant effort to escape and possibly died while looking through the car's manual." The car has a door release under the seat or something dumb like that. It is more of a foolish design than anything.
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I don't really think the old dude has a lot to be blamed for other than owning a really dangerous oven disguised as a luxury sports car.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:45
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-who does he think he are?? -where did he get that car?!!??
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are these like motorized lambo doors now i really do not get this
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djwetmouse posted:Died locked in his Corvette with his dog outside a waffle house, is he an analogy of the south? That depends. How fat was he?
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What the hell happened to our society that we don't take the opportunity to smash up a rich old man's luxury car even when we could get away with it, and even be praised for it?!
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