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People who don't read their owner's manual deserve what they get
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Jonny 290 posted:are these like motorized lambo doors now i really do not get this Apparently there is no obvious physical lock, just the electronic lock/unlock button. So it went like this: 1. Eats at waffle house. 2. Walks outside and gets in car. 3. Power cable disconnect, car goes into fail-safe lock down mode. 4. Man valiantly tries to read the car manual. 5. Car expert shows up, decides car is impenetrable and man is already dead anyway. 6. Man dies. 7. Firefighters show up and smash a window.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:50
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when bad design hits idiot users i guess. his family doesnt have to work again
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Jun 17, 2015 16:53
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Leon Einstein posted:The car has a door release under the seat or something dumb like that. It is more of a foolish design than anything. why dont they just put the door release on the door, maybe mid height so that its easily accessable and make it some type of handle so anyone can open the door
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Jun 17, 2015 16:56
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lol the release was within arms reach. anyways I carry one of those window breaker/seat belt cutters in my autos. p good idea
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Jun 17, 2015 17:01
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always buy the convertible
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Jun 17, 2015 17:19
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Raku posted:always buy the convertible It was a Corvette C6, it has a Targa top that's removable by undoing 3 latches.
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Jun 17, 2015 17:35
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fyodor posted:C7 Stingray rules tho ya its a nice looking car and is fast too bad its built by GM and will probably be a rattly, falling apart mess in 5 years.
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Jun 17, 2015 17:37
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Fallows posted:why dont they just put the door release on the door, maybe mid height so that its easily accessable and make it some type of handle so anyone can open the door
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Jun 17, 2015 17:41
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Fallows posted:why dont they just put the door release on the door, maybe mid height so that its easily accessable and make it some type of handle so anyone can open the door I don't think you understand the exclusive privilege of being a Corvette owner my friend
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Jun 17, 2015 17:43
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Pick posted:What the hell happened to our society that we don't take the opportunity to smash up a rich old man's luxury car even when we could get away with it, and even be praised for it?!
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Jun 17, 2015 17:54
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and that old man was albert einstein
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Jun 17, 2015 18:04
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Axolotl posted:It was a Corvette C6, it has a Targa top that's removable by undoing 3 latches. lol. Also, don't cars made that recent have that trunk release inside? Not familiar with vettes, but most cars you can get to the trunk by pulling seats.
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Jun 17, 2015 18:11
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rip in peace old dead rich guy
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Jun 17, 2015 18:15
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Pick posted:What the hell happened to our society that we don't take the opportunity to smash up a rich old man's luxury car even when we could get away with it, and even be praised for it?! it is a lot less cool to break poo poo when it doesnt hurt anybody's feelings idiot
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Jun 17, 2015 18:15
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Jun 17, 2015 18:16
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you'd think as a minority he would appreciate the fact that there are thirsty people out in the world and.... idk... not waste his beverage.
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Jun 17, 2015 18:17
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Fetus Tree posted:you'd think as a minority he would appreciate the fact that there are thirsty people out in the world and.... idk... not waste his beverage. He's pouring it on a car with a man trapped inside to cool him off. Making a better effort than the white dude.
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Jun 17, 2015 18:40
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the old dude was def masturbating.
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Jun 17, 2015 18:53
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Noblesse Obliged posted:he was sitting on an embarrassingly large dildo Serious Frolicking posted:the old dude was def masturbating. probably why the first dude didnt break the window reading the owners manual, lol, more like spanking it to applewhite's futa cyoa thread
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Jun 17, 2015 18:56
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what man wouldnt want to die in his corvette
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Jun 17, 2015 18:57
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More I think about I think this is how I'd like to go. Don't want to see my dog die so he'll come with me. Old dude was on to something purposefully roasting himself alive.
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Jun 17, 2015 18:57
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hes like that goon that baked himself to death except he wasnt in a beater in his driveway leaving his druggie family with nothing
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Jun 17, 2015 18:58
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fyodor posted:C7 Stingray rules tho
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Jun 17, 2015 19:13
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I would watch the rich old man slowly roast and die too
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Jun 17, 2015 19:19
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I have regretfully been inside two Waffle Houses and both smelled more strongly of tobacco products than food.
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Jun 17, 2015 19:26
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Clearly the Waffle House's Night Cook ensorcelled everyone involved
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Jun 17, 2015 19:27
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It could've been worse he could have died in a mustang.
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Jun 17, 2015 19:28
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it could have been worse he could have been something other than an old rich white southern guy.
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Jun 17, 2015 19:32
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Exactly what questions would you expect to be answered by the death of an elderly man trapped in a corvette?
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Jun 17, 2015 19:32
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Exactly what questions would you expect to be answered by the death of an elderly man trapped in a corvette? is it possible for an accidental death to not be tragic at all? a: not this time, because a dog died too.
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Jun 17, 2015 19:35
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Exactly what questions would you expect to be answered by the death of an elderly man trapped in a corvette? "Is this a fun way to watch old men die?"
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Jun 17, 2015 19:38
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numberoneposter posted:its so ugly tho look at this loving moron
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Jun 17, 2015 19:40
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Pick posted:What the hell happened to our society that we don't take the opportunity to smash up a rich old man's luxury car even when we could get away with it, and even be praised for it?! lol dawg its a corvette not a bentley
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Jun 17, 2015 19:43
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Exactly what questions would you expect to be answered by the death of an elderly man trapped in a corvette?
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Jun 17, 2015 19:47
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new viral publicity for saw movie HELLO JAMES I WANT TO PLAY A GAME IT SEEMS YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER, THAT YOU NEVER HAD TO BE TOLD ANYTHING. YOU'LL FIND THE ESCAPE FROM THIS CAR IS EASY, BUT YOU NEVER READ THE MANUAL. HOW EASY IS IT REALLY, JAMES? BE QUICK, IT'S GETTING HOT OUT. LIVE OR DIE, JAMES.
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Jun 17, 2015 19:55
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BigBoss posted:Old guys who buy brand new Corvettes and then drive them 30 mph is one of the most frustrating things on the road. Yes I would much rather grandpa be driving it like a race car on public streets, that would be much less dangerous and frustrating imo.
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Jun 17, 2015 20:05
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Kuato posted:More I think about I think this is how I'd like to go. Don't want to see my dog die so he'll come with me. Old dude was on to something purposefully roasting himself alive.
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Jun 17, 2015 20:06
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dont got to be that rich to have an off lease 2007 corvette. but eat the rich for sure
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Jun 17, 2015 20:11
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even if he wasnt rich, the other purpose of old people is to dispense wisdom. i kinda doubt that a guy who got trapped inside his own car and died had much of that.
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Jun 17, 2015 20:15
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