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Barry is the worst action hero I've ever seen, but it is fun to watch him stumble from one crisis of his own making to another. "Point of order!" *stab*.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 12:59 |
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I look forward to watching this season much more than the first, yet I still laugh at the absurdity all the time this season too. We were loling so hard when Barry said "just so you know" after he told the chick he wasn't going to be captured
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 06:51 |
What is even the point of Molly and lawyer guy? Bassam doesn't seem like the type that is going to be jelly, especially since his type seems to be more the middle-eastern and not the middle-western woman. I think the show could have been miles better if they had cut the whole "golden boy brother returns from America" poo poo and just made it about the drama inside a middle-eastern palace. I guess Berry works on some level this season as our window into the caliphate on the ground.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 14:07 |
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GaussianCopula posted:What is even the point of Molly and lawyer guy? Bassam doesn't seem like the type that is going to be jelly, especially since his type seems to be more the middle-eastern and not the middle-western woman. Well I mean he's been married to an American woman for 20 years, so it's fair to say that's more his type than his childhood crush (in a middle-eastern country where there weren't any women like Molly). There is no point, however, to lawyer guy. I think Barry's time away from Abuddin gave the character a believable outsider perspective that was sorely needed for the events of the series to unfold. He's also more sympathetic and easier to root for than Jamal, an unapologetic rapist who mentally shattered his daughter-in-law to the point where I fully expect her to commit suicide at some point this season.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 19:56 |
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How long has it been since Barry "died"? A month or so? Lawyer guy came off as a major creep when Molly was all "no this is too soon" and he goes "when are you going to get over him girl let's get it on"
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 20:57 |
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That... was pretty good. Nicely done?
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:36 |
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I feel like you are the only one I can trust oh....anonymous man on the telephone obviously talking through a cloth.
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 16:38 |
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So "Khalil" hysterically calling out for Sammy. Not that isn't suspicious at all.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 04:00 |
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I've just started fast forwarding through every scene that features Barry's wife.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 05:10 |
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I guess the Tyrant's collapse from madness to non-functionality was always going to be a part of the show. That take on a wartime romance was, I dunno, cute? Quirky? Inventively off putting? Original. It was original. So good for it, I guess.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 09:12 |
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Just started this show, always wanted to be a Near Eastern dictator so I'm pretty pumped.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 11:41 |
Arbite posted:I guess the Tyrant's collapse from madness to non-functionality was always going to be a part of the show. Original? It's was extremely predictable, just like the whole attack on the "red hand".
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 11:51 |
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Has Barry slept with the other white middle easterner yet? Has Barry's wife slept with the lawyer yet?
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:34 |
Solice Kirsk posted:Has Barry slept with the other white middle easterner yet? Has Barry's wife slept with the lawyer yet? Barry is not going to sleep with her cause he has reconnected to his wife, who slept next to lawyer dude but no intercourse.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:41 |
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I'm sure I've said this before but I can't help but wonder how AMAZING this show would be if the team behind Empire just took over for a season. Quick changing characterizations and plot directions repeatedly, like the cliff notes of writing instead of actually plotting the show properly, only they don't have the excuse of having to crank oit 'x' amount of musical numbers per episode. Toss in sound juicier soundbites and tell the actors to act extra hammy and this show would almost be tolerable, though not in a way I'd admit to my friends. Meantime we've got most of Team Barry living on enemy soil while the not ready to be Daniek Radcliff son cavorts w/ chicks who assume white guys aren't gay and Barry's phone calls from the grave don't trigger any alarms in the mind of his brother.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:58 |
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This cloth over the phone will totally disguise my voice! The same voice I change when I answer the phone but that only lasts or like 10 seconds because FABRIC
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 07:40 |
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Since Barry has appeared in that little village, hasn't 90% of it been killed off by him or the Caliphate? Bad Luck Barry is his new nickname. The show would improve 100x if it just focused on the middle eastern parts and killed off the son and Molly. I expect the caliphate next to kidnap Sammy and have some weird televised thing where its a 3 way trivia panel with Barry, Jamal, and Rashid. Season 2 is 13 episodes so still 4 more episodes to go.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 21:52 |
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Well, i certainly didn't expect that they would do in the grand mother. But hey, they went there. And were we really suppose to buy into that whole notion that new son was trying to seduce old son's no-children-having wife?
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# ? Aug 19, 2015 09:00 |
I like that all you need to beat the faux-IS is $10million and a somewhat experienced leader and for some reason faux-IS did not bring their Jedi-RPG gunners with them to this city, cause they would have wrecked the Apaches. That makes me wonder, what kind of mercenary group is that? They have a squadron of Apaches, transport helicopter and a good number of infantry but only cost $10 million? Or did they use a groupon coupon? But at least we got a black guy wearing a tanktop and his pal wearing cool sunglasses while jumping out of their helicopter in the most outrageous way possible
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 19:02 |
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They were still using military equipment from the Abuddin arsenal. The $10 million was just payment to the mercenaries. It was kind of idiotic for the caliphate to forget to bring their RPGs given that the Khalil had just captured their anti-aircraft weaponry though.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 01:42 |
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God drat Tyrant needs to stop burning through its plot lines. The introduction of Rami was mildly interesting. Nah just kidding he went from secret bastard child to leader of the Abuddin military to prisoner to Merc General in the span of three episodes. Him and $10 million dollars is apparently all you need to end the fight against ISIS. Someone get Obama on the phone.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 07:37 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Him and $10 million dollars is apparently all you need to end the fight against ISIS. Someone get Obama on the phone.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 11:14 |
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Toplowtech posted:Yeah, i don't think anyone is that good at logistics. Unless he got an army who doesn't eat and doesn't get pay and the $10 million dollars were packaged with a lot of free hardware. Its a ton of money if your army is a dozen extras and a few dozen more CGI soldiers.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:25 |
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They just killed the best character on the show. gently caress this show. No reason to watch a season 3.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 07:25 |
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I don't think there is a season 3. Also the internet is saying those weren't kill shots.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:38 |
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I, the dictator, will give this long winded refusal of resignation, in an awkwardly framed wide lens shot for over half a min. *BANG BANG BANG* (shocker)
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 18:37 |
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My DVR cut off half way through. Someone wanna sum it up for me?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 01:59 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:My DVR cut off half way through. Someone wanna sum it up for me? Dick Cheney finds out he wasn't going to get pardoned by the Supreme Court so he tells Saddam Hussein not to resign and to blame Donald Rumsfeld for 9/11, Saddam declares he will remain in power but then gets shot by his infertile daughter-in-law, who he raped in the first episode. As we fade to black we see Obama "Barry" Hussein trying to save his brother's life while Hillary Clinton looks on, hoping Saddam dies.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:35 |
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Thank you. Now I can finally not watch this show anymore. Unless they killed Molly. Did they kill Molly? Her emotionless face and horribly delivered lines where the worst poo poo in a pile of poo poo that was this show. I'm assuming if they did she looked like this while/when it happened .
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 14:09 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Thank you. Now I can finally not watch this show anymore. Unless they killed Molly. Did they kill Molly? Her emotionless face and horribly delivered lines where the worst poo poo in a pile of poo poo that was this show. I'm assuming if they did she looked like this while/when it happened . Molly is alive, but they seem to have written off the daughter.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:10 |
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Thanks to this thread I've saved about 12 hours of my life by not watching the second season of this lovely show. I was curious about how they'd end it. Sad to see that they killed the daughter off. She seemed to be the only member of the family with any common sense or knowledge of international news.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:01 |
netally posted:Thanks to this thread I've saved about 12 hours of my life by not watching the second season of this lovely show. I was curious about how they'd end it. They did not kill her, they just left her in the US of A and never talked about her again.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:34 |
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GaussianCopula posted:They did not kill her, they just left her in the US of A and never talked about her again. They should have ended the season with the daughter at home watching CNN: "Dad? You're alive?!"
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:42 |
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Getting rid of Jamal after a lukewarm "paranoid ramblings" C-story arc is the purest testament that this show was never going to rise out of the third tier drama ghetto. And yet if they shoehorned him alive after those three gunshots, it would be absurd. BAD DAH DAH DAH DAH DUH, FART
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:04 |
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GaussianCopula posted:They did not kill her, they just left her in the US of A and never talked about her again. If this show gets a third season, I will be shocked.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:23 |
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How the gently caress did this show get a 3rd season?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 15:31 |
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They are gonna make Jamal's sexy wife the Uday Hussein of this show finally. Just make the show about her buying and trying on clothes, waving guns around and executing people.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 15:37 |
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Dead Snoopy posted:How the gently caress did this show get a 3rd season? yeah, this show still has an awesome premise (especially with the current middle east geopolitical crisis) but has just failed in so many ways. I would have make it a slow burn shakepearean tragedy with Barry being forced to make more and more tyrannical decisions in the name of the greater good and a chronicle of his descent instead of whatever the gently caress they are trying to do.
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# ? Jul 19, 2016 02:50 |
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Having a tyrant in a show called Tyrant would be a little on the nose wouldn't you say?
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# ? Jul 19, 2016 03:23 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:06 |
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Nice to see Barry is as terrible a political operator as he was in season 1. Never have I seen such a good hand thrown away. Twice.
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# ? Jul 19, 2016 05:34 |