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David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

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I bought some emoticon pins from a guy in SAMart and of course :10bux:

I regret all of these everyday

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:12

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CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

i dont remember

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:13

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

everyone who bought a 9/11 postdate or an aybabtu shirt must post in shame

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:14

Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

i bought all the mangosteen

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:15

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

also i never bought an avatar but i did

*get an all your base shirt as a gift
*get "1337" custom stitched into a piece of clothing in HS
*hate myself

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:18

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

I adopted an african baby when it was all the rage - talk about buyer's remorse!

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:21

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i was playing varsity soccer and playing guitar and getting laid. signed, a fuckrd up retard

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:25

Paste: Aug 26, 2007

guitarmadillo

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:25

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

also yes this is a giant ploy to see if someone here will cop to paying for a fiestacat

Enfield posted:

i was playing varsity soccer and playing guitar and getting laid. signed, a fuckrd up retard

how did you end up among us adonises

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:26

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

i chipped in money to bernie sanders campaign

oh wait thats something retards are doing now

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:26

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

someone sell me a fiesta cat it still make me laugh

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:28

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

David Copperfield posted:

also yes this is a giant ploy to see if someone here will cop to paying for a fiestacat

how did you end up among us adonises

my nerdy friemd thiught sa was funny. hilarioisly he has a beautiful wife and makes bank now while im sort of retarded

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:29

pablo gbscobar: Nov 24, 2007; oh shit i got the snype; Lipstick Apathy

I own Maddox's book. I recently stumbled across it tucked away in a box at my mums house and it felt like I'd just uncovered the book of Genesis for the whole MRA movement. Apparantly there's still a website for it!

http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/

quote:

About the book

This book is all about men and what men like. It's written like a reference book, read like a bible. Some parts of the book will be instructional, like a "how-to" guide. Ever wanted to know the steps to drop-kicking someone in the face? You bet your rear end you have, and I will tell you how in my book. Other parts of the book will serve to document personal instances of manliness, giving you insight into the reason women from miles around migrate to my man cannon (hint: it's to get banged). I have manliness down to a science. In fact, this book can be expressed mathematically by the following theorem:

lim
Manliness → ∞ Books = The Alphabet of Manliness
Yes, you read that correctly. I invoked calculus to sell you a book about manliness. Every letter of the alphabet stands for sheer masculinity. For example, "A" is for rear end Kicking, "B" is for Boners, "C" is for "Copping a Feel," etc. From the manliest food to the manliest music, if it needs to be shaved, beaten, or sexed, there's a good chance it'll be in this book.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:37

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I just bought this!!!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00M6HP1HM?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=od_aui_detailpages00

I even paid the extra $3.99 for 1 day shipping, I cant wait to play with it!!!

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:43

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

Enfield posted:

my nerdy friemd thiught sa was funny. hilarioisly he has a beautiful wife and makes bank now while im sort of retarded

congrats on being roped into some terrible The Ring situation

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i chipped in money to bernie sanders campaign

oh wait thats something retards are doing now

did you donate $xx.01 for obama or $dubloons for ron paul

David Copperfield fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Jun 17, 2015

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:44

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

I wish I could buy a City Name Sports Team thing

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:48

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

i dont know about u guys but obama is going to change everything

# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:53

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I adopted an african baby when it was all the rage - talk about buyer's remorse!

How long were you able to keep it before the cops killed it?

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:00

pointlessone: Aug 6, 2001; The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

"The internet makes you stupid" licence plate frame.

Still agree with it's premise.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:01

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

I got one of them horse masks.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:07

bonvivant: Oct 1, 2014; I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel

I have a homsar tshirt

I was too ashamed to ever wear it

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:09

www: Aug 4, 2010

i was born in 2000

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:13

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Mad Monk posted:

How long were you able to keep it before the cops killed it?

traded it for a couple cans of paint and a roll of indoor/outdoor carpet so not my problem anymore

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:15

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

im pretty sure tehre are some ppl browsing the forums that are as young as my regdate at this point

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:17

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

probably in the bernie sanders thread

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:17

Doug Sisk: Sep 11, 2001

David Copperfield posted:

everyone who bought a 9/11 postdate or an aybabtu shirt must post in shame

Back when there were sub forums that needed you to be registered for a certain amount of time to access and download stuff, I thought I may be able to circumvent it. It didn't work. I'm Doug Sisk and that is my story.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:52

Chinaman7000: Nov 28, 2003

I bought a deck of cards from SA. They were nice but the grenade was chrome, and people thought I was using it to cheat, so it never got used. Also had a City Name Sports Team jersey, and a grenade hoodie that fit very poorly and was of low quality I think.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 21:58

BobbyThompson: Mar 23, 2001

Who was it who made the emoticon pin badges?

I bought a set of them and wore them on my stupid long length leather jacket (twat jacket) for months.

I also got a beanie hat embroidered in York that said "THE INTERNET MAKES YOU STUPID"

Still got it sitting on top of a polystyrene head on top of the fridge.

circa 2003-5-ish

edit - wife says 2003

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:02

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

www posted:

i was born in 2000

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:04

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

I ordered a license plate holder that said the Internet makes you stupid, but then I looked at it in shame and wondered what the gently caress I was thinking. I had an 01 reg date and thought SA was cool. Now it's a cesspool and I'm old and hate 99% of the posts. TFF is cool though.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:07

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Monkey Fracas posted:

I wish I could buy a City Name Sports Team thing

I used to have a City Name Sports Team jersey, but I left it on a train on the way back from a goon meet and never got it back.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:08

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

BobbyThompson posted:

I bought a set of them and wore them on my stupid long length leather jacket (twat jacket) for months.

if I read this right you're saying you wore a bunch of SA pins on your leather trenchcoat and that is a lol as gently caress image

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:10

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

I got a free sample of salvia from a goon vendor

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:12

BobbyThompson: Mar 23, 2001

Moridin920 posted:

if I read this right you're saying you wore a bunch of SA pins on your leather trenchcoat and that is a lol as gently caress image

only one at a time, I was going for the subtle twat look.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:12

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

i had an SA hoodie, and i actually wore it to stuff, for real

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:14

bikesonyx: Oct 9, 2014

Diamond Rio $300

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:15

Boinks: Nov 24, 2003

City Name Sports Team shirt... size large... if I still had it there's no way I could still fit into it
SA shot glass... friend stole it
My Tank Is Fight! book... I actually still have this but never got through it because it's dry. The pictures are cool though.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:15

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

I bought a wallet from a goon in samart.

I still use it. It's a pretty good wallet.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:16

vug: Jan 23, 2015; by Cowcaster

i bought black and white 1
also a creative muvo mp3 player (128mb)

im glad my parents didn't let me buy a loving windows CE PDA

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:25

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TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

City Name Sports Team shirt + SomethingAwful shirt

Thankfully no one ever recognized either shirt in public

# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:28

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