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solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
no you dont loving understand! The HORSE!! THE HORSE TOLD ME TO!! HE TOLD ME TO gently caress HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT YOU UDNERSTAND

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

solo humping pro posted:

how crazy are you, personalyl speaking??

I just know a lot of women into dressage.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:

here's some considerations to be made when figuring out what sport is white:

1) how expensive is it
2) how damaging is it to the environment
3) who has played it, historically
4) how obnoxious are the people that play the sport
5) how realistically do you see a minority playing the sport
5a) how much of an upset would it be if said minority was playing the sport
6) how little of it is actually a "sport" that people would actually watch on TV at a time that isn't the olympics?

I learned CPR from a black guy who said he loved to play golf. True story.

solo humping pro posted:

no you dont loving understand! The HORSE!! THE HORSE TOLD ME TO!! HE TOLD ME TO gently caress HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT YOU UDNERSTAND

Also, I live two counties over from where Mr Hands did his thing.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Did you know you can get horsey perfume? Fresh Hay is really pleasant.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

David Copperfield posted:

golf golf golf golf golf

you could make a case for nascar as well

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
In the sopranos tony kills ralphie over a horse that part is hosed up

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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lol boating is white as gently caress thats another good one i saw mentioned ITT

i dont think i ever saw one non-caucasian member of my yacht club in ~18 years

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Whites do THIS
Blacks do THIS.

Quite the discovery, OP.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

ahahahahahahah what the poo poo

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


"Horse people" is pretty racist op they are called centaurs.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

The Whole Internet posted:

you could make a case for nascar as well

oh yeah this, i forgot about nascar. that's a white fuckin sport

Fetus Tree posted:

lol boating is white as gently caress thats another good one i saw mentioned ITT

i dont think i ever saw one non-caucasian member of my yacht club in ~18 years

nah i know a bunch of asians and native hawaiians in fuckin washington state of all places who are mad into boating :psyduck:

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
a horses cum is gonna make make more money than you ever will.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
horse semen is 10 million dollars a shot now

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

SpeedGem posted:

horse semen is 10 million dollars a shot now

you are worth less than horse semen

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The White Dragon posted:

oh yeah this, i forgot about nascar. that's a white fuckin sport

This is true

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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The White Dragon posted:

nah i know a bunch of asians and native hawaiians in fuckin washington state of all places who are mad into boating :psyduck:

this makes sense to me tbh

i live in the north east we dont have many hawaiians

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

SpeedGem posted:

you are worth less than horse semen

whats worse is?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
You know, I feel bad for people who've never spent a lot of time around horses... they make most people uneasy because of their size but they're crazy expressive, smarter than most dogs and they'll loving take you places

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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huskarl_marx posted:

You know, I feel bad for people who've never spent a lot of time around horses... they make most people uneasy because of their size but they're crazy expressive, smarter than most dogs and they'll loving take you places

watch the youtube video i linked and youll change your mind imo

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
why yes i have a fertilizer machine that i ride around on, and they've been known to defend their riders from dangerous beasts and armed men

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Fun Shoe

huskarl_marx posted:

You know, I feel bad for people who've never spent a lot of time around horses... they make most people uneasy because of their size but they're crazy expressive, smarter than most dogs and they'll loving take you places

my dog can beat up your horse idiot

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

huskarl_marx posted:

You know, I feel bad for people who've never spent a lot of time around horses... they make most people uneasy because of their size but they're crazy expressive, smarter than most dogs and they'll loving take you places

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

Fonzarelli posted:

I hear that to autistic girls, horses are their version of trains

lol

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
tbf it's Arabian horses (the breed you idiot) that give horses the bad rap about being retarded and afraid of their own shadows, their temperament varies from breed to breed

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Pick posted:

I had a friend with a horse named Andrew and then she dated an Andrew and when she broke up with boy-Andrew she referred to her horse as "the good Andrew".

Can I see your horse

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
horses are dumb cats

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




horses for travel hasn't been exciting since cars were invented

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



NESguerilla posted:

"Horse people" is pretty racist op they are called centaurs.



why does the girl centaur have a butt on both the human part and on the horse part?

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
lmao at horse transportation

can i text while driving my horse? NO

can i pull down my mirror and admire my good looks on a horse? NO

if i see a hottie on the sidewalk can i even whip my dick out in traffic and give myself atickle?

NO.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

tbf it's Arabian horses (the breed you idiot) that give horses the bad rap about being retarded and afraid of their own shadows, their temperament varies from breed to breed

even within a breed, personality varies greatly you can really actually just have a crazy horse sometimes

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Business Gorillas posted:

why does the girl centaur have a butt on both the human part and on the horse part?

:mrgw:

i assume its so that when i ride her (as transportation) i can put my dick in her human butt like its a socket and drive her that way

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Let's just cut to the chase here

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/jfziYJK.jpg:nws:

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
in highschool i dated a white girl who privately confessed to me that no one understood her, only her horses

i broke up with her the next day and never looked back. horse people are confirmed weirder than crazy cat ladies

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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i didnt see it at first


i was like hmm that seems fairl- BWAAAAAHHHHhhhh

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Fun Shoe

Business Gorillas posted:

why does the girl centaur have a butt on both the human part and on the horse part?

booty on booty

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

reverieeee posted:

booty on booty

thebob dylan album

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Business Gorillas posted:

top 10 whitest sports:
1) fencing
2) golf
2) big game hunting (tied w/golf)
3) horse
4) boat
5) skeet shooting
6) archery
7) snowboarding
8) bow hunting
9) skiing
10) cricket

half of these involve simulated murder so yes very white imo

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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

The Whole Internet posted:

you could make a case for nascar as well

yeah, but imo there's an implicit class part to 'whitest thing'

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