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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

I have a white penis. And it's normal size. I can't put myself in the actor's shoes if his dick is big and black? That's crazy.

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solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
sorry?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sorry you got a small white dick OP. Enjoy it as a cucking.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Sweet Tea posted:

I have a white penis. And it's normal size. I can't put myself in the actor's shoes if his dick is big and black? That's crazy.

What if it's big and white? What if it's normal sized and black? What if the girl he's loving is Asian and you can't put yourself in that situation because you'd never be caught dead touching a filthy slant?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

you'd never be caught dead touching a filthy slant?

please don't be racist in my thread.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
black porn guys talk too much and make too many noises. no one wants to hear that poo poo.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Sorry about your penis OP

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
lick your own gay rear end in a top hat OP, i dont give a poo poo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Feel inadequate watching all porn given my baby dick so watch soft core stuff on Cinemax and just use my imagination

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Sweet Tea posted:

please don't be racist in my thread.

Hey, you're the one saying you hate black people.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
LITTLE WHITE DICKS

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
they do make a big production out of the guy being :siren: BLACK :siren: as if this were the Mandan tribe staring at Lewis and Clark's slave

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
i had a black friend who said he had the same problem, but with white dicks obviously. ill give you the same advice i gave him...

who trys to identify with the dude in the porn their watching? Like tryna pretend its your dick and poo poo, that's weird and sad, you need to get laid brah. look into it

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

op try suckin a black weiner maybe that will change your mind

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Watch it over your shoulder so it'll be more realistic

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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donkey salami posted:

Watch it over your shoulder so it'll be more realistic

lol

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Sonofsilversign posted:

who trys to identify with the dude in the porn their watching?

So tell us what you think about when you watch porn

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
sounds like a personal problem

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Amarcarts posted:

So tell us what you think about when you watch porn

how much I miss the touch of another human being and how each day I get progressively less attractive and closer to death

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I like big butts and i cannot lie

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
what if he's so black you can't see him?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i do not consume pornography or objectify women. let's
gently caress

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Sweet Tea posted:

I have a white penis. And it's normal size. I can't put myself in the actor's shoes if his dick is big and black? That's crazy.

Try to identify with the recipient instead of the giver. It really improves your porn experience.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Amarcarts posted:

So tell us what you think about when you watch porn

why would you be thinking at all? lmao if you getting emotionally invested in the guys dick while rubbing on out

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
why do you have to identify with your porn wtf is wrong with people these days

just look at the loving and touch your genitals until you cum

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i like to watch lesbian porn and pretend that they're just so aroused at the thought of having sex with me, which will happen soon

Dave Stieb
Apr 15, 2010
Don't worry op the people that do are literally on the path to getting into cuck fetish vids

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

black porn guys talk too much and make too many noises. no one wants to hear that poo poo.

They also always wear their shoes.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

aren't you meant to see yourself as the little blonde white girl? :confused:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if i was reincarnated, id want to come back as a black dick. i identify more with black dicks than with humans.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Sorry about your penis OP

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

black porn guys talk too much and make too many noises. no one wants to hear that poo poo.

They're also really bad with the camera for some reason.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
I recently found a pornstar that has a dick that's almost identical to mine (Sean Lawless) and it really helps me get into it when I'm seeing my doppeldick plowing a hot chick. Can't recommend it enough.

echopraxia
May 22, 2015
Amputate your dick and sew a black dick on.



ghetto wormhole posted:

I recently found a pornstar that has a dick that's almost identical to mine (Sean Lawless) and it really helps me get into it when I'm seeing my doppeldick plowing a hot chick. Can't recommend it enough.

What happens if you cock-dock with your doppeldick? Do you cease to exist

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
what's Kanye west doing in your porn op

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

echopraxia posted:

Amputate your dick and sew a black dick on.


What happens if you cock-dock with your doppeldick? Do you cease to exist

it creates a wormhole that allows instantaneous travel between our assholes, the "ghetto wormhole" if you will

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
its good to spend time with a black penis. really get to follow it through its career, study its idiosyncracies. some of my favorite fantasies include unique black penises and im not gay

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



you id with the mouth around it

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Try to identify with the recipient instead of the giver. It really improves your porn experience.

This is a really interesting strategy. Unfortunately i don't enjoy being pounded in my rear end. But i appreciate that you tried to help.


ghetto wormhole posted:

I recently found a pornstar that has a dick that's almost identical to mine (Sean Lawless) and it really helps me get into it when I'm seeing my doppeldick plowing a hot chick. Can't recommend it enough.

congrats, bro.

social vegan posted:

you id with the mouth around it

You could have at least spelled out identify for an old friend.

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