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THE DOG HOUSE posted:if you cant come to a stop with engine braking on a motorcycle maybe you deserved to die
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Jun 18, 2015 15:37
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dumb mother fucker didn't know how to downshift. he deserves death
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Jun 18, 2015 15:38
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Stoic Commie posted:nice yeah bro that facebook chain story is totally not real you are like sherlockfreakingholmes.com over here Suck my dick.
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Jun 18, 2015 15:47
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motorcyclew have 2 independent brakes. suck my duck
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Jun 18, 2015 15:50
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please dont suck my duck. hes very shy 
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Jun 18, 2015 15:51
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Little known fact - the girl was a cripple with limited brain function for the rest of her life.
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Jun 18, 2015 15:54
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I can believe that some people wouldn't know to downshift, I work with a guy who didn't know you can push-start a bike cause he said he was stranded because his battery was low. I didn't tell him lol I just went home
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Jun 18, 2015 16:34
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:gently caress you op mary-stayed-out-all-nightmarry-me-mary-we-love-geungeun-couple
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Jun 18, 2015 16:38
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how does anyone with a driver's license buy that for a moment just let off the gas and the bike will eventually slow down and stop, obviously
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Jun 18, 2015 16:43
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LOL if you call yourself a decent driver and actually wear down your brakes to stop instead of just crashing into things.
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Jun 18, 2015 16:52
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The reason he didn't slow down was because he cut the brakes and it was a suicide
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Jun 18, 2015 17:00
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Did she come from the bike vibrations, I'm researching this for a new book
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Jun 18, 2015 17:04
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A child and mother are riding in goodyear blimp. The child has balloon, 4 balloon, perhaps 5 balloon; child looks out blimp window then asks mother to hold balloons. Mother says "O sweet child I love you and appreciate balloon gesture" child say "I know mother, i know this". One half hour later goodyear blimp bursts into fire ball, only mother survives by floating to safety using childs balloons. Turns out when child look out window earlier they discover that blimp is famous hindenburg disaster blimp and not goodyear blimp.
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Jun 18, 2015 17:11
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a boyfriend was eating and he said girlfriend eat this poisonous food to prove your love to me. she ate it and the boyfriend said it was not poisonous but was actually just a delicious brownie. then he pulled a gun out and shot himself in the head. repost if you love true love.
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Jun 18, 2015 17:15
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once there was a boyfriend and girlfriend in line for a ferris wheel. Right before they get on the boyfriend said to the girlfriend "you go baby. I am afraid of heights. i'll be right down here when you are done". When the ride started the ferris wheel broke off the fork and rolled away killing hundreds. The boyfriends plan worked perfectly. As it was happening a single tear rolled down his eye as he said "I loved you. you oval office".
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Jun 18, 2015 17:17
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naem posted:Can't he just let off the throttle and slow to a stopp
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Jun 18, 2015 17:30
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One time there was a boy and he took his girlfriend on a hike up a mountain. At the top there was a big stone hanging over a ledge that people liked to take pictures under. The boy said you go first girlfriend of mine because I love you. The girl went under and it fell on her because the boy had seen pebbles falling earlier and then he woke up because his uncle was trying to get some boypussy again. The boy laughed and whispered "I'm gay" into an old bag of five guys burgers and fries. Share for uncle cuck, like for the money face.
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Jun 18, 2015 17:34
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<3<3<3 a boy and a girl were on a picnic and they are in love. a naked sweaty man emerges from behind a tree. he is breathing heavily and he has a knife. he kills them both because their love was too beautiful. <3<3<3
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Jun 18, 2015 17:48
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rest in pieces evil keneival
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Jun 18, 2015 18:14
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Not a Children posted:The thing that bugs me is that on a normal bike ride this dude would have been wearing the helmet and the girl would not, so she'd normally be unprotected... unsafe much? nah its a big thing to be a shirtless bro on a sportbike and be not wearing a helmet, but you have one strapped to the seat behind you. its a pickin-up-girls thing
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Jun 18, 2015 18:16
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Fansy posted:Two of those big huge 18-wheelers were involved in a collision at very high speeds; one tail-ended the other one really really hard, so hard that the two trucks were basically fused together. The proper authorities dragged the trucks (still connected) to wherever it is they take them, I guess a junkyard, and then just left them there until someone could figure out what to do with them. After a few days, a stench started to emanate from the wreckage, and no one knew what it was. It got worse each day. When they finally pulled the two trucks apart, they found that a VW Bug, its passengers still inside, had gotten smashed between the trucks during the accident. Everyone who drives a vw is insufferable so this is a good thing
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Jun 18, 2015 18:17
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liket his if ucry everytim
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Jun 18, 2015 18:18
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Girl: hey whats up Boy: nm just listening to music Girl: i heard your getting you G.E.D Boy: yeah i thought it was a good idea Girl: it is im proud of you Boy: yeah thnx well listen i g2g bye "Last message recived 12/12/07 "Next day" Girl: hi Boy: hi whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and im 17 Girl: but i love you age shouldn't mater Boy: i kno u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters." The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love." That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will." IF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS ""Age Shouldn't Matter & A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN AT 11:11PM
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Jun 18, 2015 18:21
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netally posted:Girl: hey whats up written by apedophiler
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Jun 18, 2015 18:23
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Phlairdon posted:Suck my dick. let's see the little guy
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Jun 18, 2015 19:23
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Stoic Commie posted:let's see the little guy It's too busy ATM with your dad.
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Jun 18, 2015 20:34
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Phlairdon posted:It's too busy ATM with your dad. Never go rear end to mouth dude.
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Jun 18, 2015 20:36
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It's a true story. My cousin knows the girl!
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Jun 18, 2015 21:32
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solo humping pro posted:written by apedophiler Apedolph Hitler
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Jun 18, 2015 21:37
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Once a boy and girl were walking into the murder factory. "You go ahead," the boy said. The girl went in and instead of a murder factory, it was an I Love You factory where it was full of "I love you"s from her boyfriend. Then she remembered this was a murder factory and was murdered. Also the boy didn't exist. Also the girl was Colonel Sanders. Repost this story to ten people and fill out our customer service survey to receive a free drink with purchase at your next KFC visit.
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Jun 18, 2015 21:38
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:if you cant come to a stop with engine braking on any vehicle but a boat maybe you deserved to die
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Jun 18, 2015 21:42
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netally posted:Girl: hey whats up Best one imo
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Jun 18, 2015 21:48
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this boyfriend and grilfriend were banging hard behind some bushes. it was 95 degrees and very humid and they were both wearing parkas. i forget what happens next but it was pretty uncomfortable for both of them because they died from the heat. love is eternal.
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Jun 18, 2015 21:55
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"Heh. Actually, I'm gay, with this I am free", he said, and slammed into a tree, killing her instantly.
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Jun 18, 2015 22:12
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u know her number op?
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Jun 18, 2015 22:27
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any1 got any good pics of the corpse? asking for a friend
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Jun 18, 2015 22:58
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Heterosexual relationships are gay
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Jun 18, 2015 23:06
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Stay safe cucked ghost.
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Jun 18, 2015 23:10
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FordPRefectLL posted:Girl: Slow down. Im scared. why didnt he take his foot off the gas if he had time for this exchange
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Jun 18, 2015 23:11
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Fojar38 posted:why didnt he take his foot off the gas if he had time for this exchange His foot wasn't on the gas at all, learn2motorbike
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Jun 18, 2015 23:22
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