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Got to the airport too early now I'm just getting wasted in the bar. If you're in the San Antonio airport come get trashed. If not I can describe what I'm doing moment by moment so you can pretend your here with me.
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Just drank a shiner bock and tecate, and had 2 breakfast sandwiches
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Jun 18, 2015 14:47
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ur gonna have to pee on the plane thats annoying
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Jun 18, 2015 14:49
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:ur gonna have to pee on the plane thats annoying It's a three part flight so I don't care who inconvenience
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Jun 18, 2015 14:54
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im gettin drunk on a plane
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Jun 18, 2015 14:57
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my friend is the head bartender at an airport bar...the things he tells me...my god
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Jun 18, 2015 14:58
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the great deceiver posted:my friend is the head bartender at an airport bar...the things he tells me...my god Wow what a tease. Tell us at least one story
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Jun 18, 2015 14:59
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are you at that mexican place?
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Jun 18, 2015 15:00
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if so ill see you in about 5 minutes. i want to fight you.
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Jun 18, 2015 15:01
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the great deceiver posted:my friend is the head bartender at an airport bar...the things he tells me...my god Kuato posted:Wow what a tease.
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Jun 18, 2015 15:02
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Kuato posted:Wow what a tease. well the last story i remember him telling me was a bunch of drunk old people waiting for a plane flipping their poo poo over that dumb horse race a week or so back and one guy actually breaking down in the bar because he had lost money on it. can't remember many other stories because i done a lot of drugs and the ol' memory aint what it used to be
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Jun 18, 2015 15:03
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I like airports because you're never the only one drinking at 8am
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Jun 18, 2015 15:04
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dad gay. so what posted:are you at that mexican place? The bar named after that basketball player
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Jun 18, 2015 15:06
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i missed a flight right before thanksgiving out of Austin and got drunk every day, it was p cool but nowhere to sleep cause terrists so bring a comfy bag always imo 
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Jun 18, 2015 15:07
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Just got another beer. Gonna be an weird flight cause i got 6 100 proof nips in my carry on
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Jun 18, 2015 15:08
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Needed booze the last time as due to a combination of bad shoes and a virus I tore my feet apart by dragging my sick rear end around London. gently caress Heathrow especially. Also, op in a few hours? 
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Jun 18, 2015 15:13
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Ask the stewardess if she'll hook you up with some of the valium they keep on board for when someone goes all freak out hell bus
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Jun 18, 2015 15:14
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Grody posted:The bar named after that basketball player oh nevermind then
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Jun 18, 2015 15:15
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the great deceiver posted:well the last story i remember him telling me was a bunch of drunk old people waiting for a plane flipping their poo poo over that dumb horse race a week or so back and one guy actually breaking down in the bar because he had lost money on it. can't remember many other stories because i done a lot of drugs and the ol' memory aint what it used to be Pretty blue balled now, not sure what i should've expected from the great deceiver. Guess we all got owned
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Jun 18, 2015 15:16
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Getting drunk in the airport is bad. "Yes I would like another $11 budlight, phew sure am glad I'm in dodger stadium, for a second there I thought I was waiting for a flight"
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Jun 18, 2015 15:21
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*audibly groans*
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Jun 18, 2015 15:22
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Kuato posted:Pretty blue balled now, not sure what i should've expected from the great deceiver. Guess we all got owned next time i see him i will ask him for a compendium of his best stories but by that time this thread will be dead and buried. if the stories are good enough i will resurrect the thread just for you kuato, you have my word i am sorry i have let you down
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Jun 18, 2015 15:24
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the great deceiver posted:next time i see him i will ask him for a compendium of his best stories but by that time this thread will be dead and buried. if the stories are good enough i will resurrect the thread just for you kuato, you have my word youre the one who brought it up sheesh
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Jun 18, 2015 15:25
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Getting drunk in the airport owns, good thread OP
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Jun 18, 2015 15:27
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I SAID IM SORRY WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT I TOLD YOU A GODDAMN HORSE STORY AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME NO WONDER YOUR FATHER ABANDONED YOU WHEN YOU WERE 4
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Jun 18, 2015 15:28
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Had another beer and a screwdriver too. I'm feeling a little drunk and already gotta piss. This is bad news. I guess I'll only be able to consume alcohol for the next 8 hours to avoid pissing
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Jun 18, 2015 16:06
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have something cheesy to eat. fill your belly with as many farts as possible before getting on the plane
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Jun 18, 2015 16:12
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drat havent been in an airport forever, have gettin drunk bro
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Jun 18, 2015 16:15
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never liked getting drunk before a flight buzzed sure but drunk seems like a bad time
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Jun 18, 2015 16:19
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Remember if the bathroom is occupied you can urinate out the window.
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Jun 18, 2015 16:21
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i ate a bunch of food and drank a bunch of booze before i flew to europe. i peed like 3 times on the plane but held my poop because i am too nice and when i got to the airport in europe i took the most satisfying poo poo ever. all in all i say do it.
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Jun 18, 2015 16:24
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i'll poo poo on a plane I don't give a gently caress
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Jun 18, 2015 16:31
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you should go to mi tierra for lunch. i want mi tierra so loving bad right now
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Jun 18, 2015 16:42
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i hope an air marshall shoots you in the face op
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Jun 18, 2015 16:43
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this thread is now about mi tierra
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Jun 18, 2015 16:44
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it depends on how long the flight is, because there is little hell like waking up hungover on a plane after slamming 10 jack Daniels miniatures, but landing in Vegas buzzed to hell is fantastic ymmv
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Jun 18, 2015 16:55
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rabble rabble posted:it depends on how long the flight is, because there is little hell like waking up hungover on a plane after slamming 10 jack Daniels miniatures, but landing in Vegas buzzed to hell is fantastic ummm
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Jun 18, 2015 16:57
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i hope an air marshall shoots you in the face op lol
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Jun 18, 2015 16:57
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Moridin920 posted:i'll poo poo on a plane I don't give a gently caress Yeah me too, wrecking dat toilet no fucks given
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lol at the people who consume alcohol in any form
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