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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

There was Gods Not Dead which looked at how evil atheists are

Now comes a film about THE GAYS

AUDACITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuq-k_YvEyA


Synopsis

quote:


From Living Waters, creators of the award-winning TV program “The Way of the Master” and the hit movies “180” and “Evolution vs. God,” comes the powerful film “Audacity.” Executive produced by TV co-host and best-selling author Ray Comfort (Hell’s Best Kept Secret, Scientific Facts in the Bible), this film delivers an unexpected, eye-opening look at the controversial topic of homosexuality.

Peter (Travis Owens) is an aspiring comedian encouraged by his friend Ben (Ben Price, Australia’s Got Talent finalist) to perform at the local comedy club. But stage fright isn’t Peter’s only fear. When confronted with one of today’s most divisive issues, he feels compelled to speak, but can he? Challenged by his coworker Diana (Molly Ritter) to defend his convictions about homosexuality and gay marriage, will he have the courage to stand for what he believes—even at the risk of losing a friendship? And how will he respond when faced with a harrowing life-or-death experience?

“Audacity” uses a unique approach to address a very sensitive subject in contemporary society. Regardless of your views on the gay lifestyle, you’ll gain fresh insights and a new perspective.

And like all christian media, there is an abundance of promotional material including this

quote:

AUDACITY: 4-SESSION VIDEO STUDY

The issue of homosexuality is becoming increasingly prevalent in our society, and it’s one the Church can no longer ignore. But how can we address it with love—and with truth? This four-session video study will teach you how to overcome your fear and share the gospel lovingly, yet without compromise, with those who practice homosexuality. But it doesn’t stop there. You will also discover how to share the gospel with adulterers and fornicators, your atheist aunt and your self-righteous sibling, your coworkers and neighbors. We’ll help you learn how to get to the heart of the matter by using simple, biblical principles that have transformed our lives and the lives of countless others.

Building up to the release, Audacity have been creating Facebook photos taking on some of the topics in our current events



and this gay baby



This cryptic tweet of support makes me wonder




What is the twist?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im an atheist uncle

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'm a gay baby

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
When did Jesus say "Let the hate flow through you"?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
That is by far the faggiest baby I've ever seen

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm the conscious decision to use a photo of pre-op Caitlyn Jenner and also misgender her name.

Which is like, her legal name. Even if you don't believe people can be transgender, she still had her name legally changed.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Audacity is not the only christian film about gays


Sodom and Gomorrah
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLSxmPnmnQE



quote:

Provoked by temptation, a tumultuous affair is about to begin, and it will burn as deep as the desires that brought it to life. Michael Gooden is a God- fearing man who has been married for eighteen years. He has a wonderful wife and two teenage children. But one day he is cornered by an ultimatum that will unleash the desires pent up inside of him. Michael begins an affair that has him torn between guilt and desire and right and wrong. Michael’s wife Sarah is blindsided by his affair.

Throughout her struggle to deal with the truth she must find a way to maintain her sanity and strengthen her children for the fiery events ahead. She holds on to her faith amidst the turmoil that plagues her family and her church. Michael abandons his church, family, and home for his new life with his lover Jimmy. His one choice sets off a firestorm of events that will consume everyone in its path.

Accidental Activist

Trailer: https://vimeo.com/78004449



Produced by The American Family Association

quote:

What happens when an ordinary Christian family is “accidentally” thrown into the fires of a heated battle of ideas?

Accidental Activist, follows the lives of Ted Murphy and his family as their reputations, friendships and even livelihood are threatened after he signs a petition supporting traditional marriage.

Based on actual events, Accidental Activist illustrates what can happen when the expression of personal convictions collides with a community’s perception of intolerance.


Right To Believe

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jhe3Rl6kbo



quote:

Tony Morris (Christopher Hunt) is a local newspaper reporter who is demoted to writing for his paper’s community section after his credibility is falsely called into question. Little does Tony know that his first assignment in his new role presents the biggest challenge of his young career. With his job on the line, Tony is assigned to cover the town’s first Gay Pride Day and interview parade organizer Markus Fry (Timothy Paul Taylor).

Challenged to an open debate on the biblical principles of homosexuality, Tony must choose between relying on his Christian values and moral convictions or taking the easy way out and just writing the story. Will Tony’s entire reporting career come crashing down if he dares to stand up for what he believes?

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
Ballistic: Evolution vs God

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

quote:

Tony Morris (Christopher Hunt) is a local newspaper reporter who is demoted to writing for his paper’s community section after his credibility is falsely called into question. Little does Tony know that his first assignment in his new role presents the biggest challenge of his young career. With his job on the line, Tony is assigned to cover the town’s first Gay Pride Day and interview parade organizer Markus Fry (Timothy Paul Taylor).

Challenged to an open debate on the biblical principles of homosexuality, Tony must choose between relying on his Christian values and moral convictions or taking the easy way out and just writing the story. Will Tony’s entire reporting career come crashing down if he dares to stand up for what he believes?

I sure hope so.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


that's one cute gayby

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
thread title says lesbians but all the pics are of dudes this is not a good thread.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
did john ritter have a second not as hot daughter

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

That is by far the faggiest baby I've ever seen

Whoever was putting the marketing together was probably thinking the same thing. They spent hours pouring over pictures of babies and asking each other which was the gayest looking.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

thread title says lesbians but all the pics are of dudes this is not a good thread.

"Lesbians from the movie:"

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jun 18, 2015

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yeah, the one on the left sure looks like someone who appears in fundamentalist christian movies.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
Man these people are really obsessed with homos

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler


I busted out laughing as soon as I saw this goofy fucker

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

solo humping pro posted:

Man these people are really obsessed with homos

Typically, the people who are most frightened of being tempted into homosexuality or turned homosexual are themselves self-hating homosexuals. Genuinely straight people don't worry about gays so much because they're not constantly on the verge of giving in to their sinful urges.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

From the E-Book that comes with the movie

quote:

A young man who was delivering an important
package stepped into an elevator with two
lesbians who exited at the 55th floor to pick up
an application for a marriage license.
He was
heading for the 56th floor when the elevator
suddenly faltered.
He quickly called the emergency
operator and was told to leave the elevator
immediately because it had a very serious malfunction.
He was then instructed to stand guard
at its door to make sure no one entered, while a
technician was dispatched to fix it. The young
man told the operator that he couldn’t possibly
stand guard by the door because he had an urgent,
life-or-death delivery.
So he hung up, wrote a
large warning sign which he secured to the door,

and ran up the stairs to the next floor to deliver
his package.
Just then an older man saw the two lesbians
heading back to the elevator. While they stopped
for a moment to look at their marriage license application,
he quickly removed the warning sign
from the door and walked away smiling.
The
girls then unsuspectingly got into the elevator
and amid terrified screams fell to their death
.

The moral of the story?

quote:

Would you call him
“evil”? I would, and I would also describe as evil
those who call themselves Christians and yet remove
the warning sign of Scripture.
The Bible
clearly warns that adulterers, fornicators, thieves,
and the covetous will not enter Heaven. But even
though homosexuals are on the list of those who
won’t enter, these “well-meaning Christians” give
them a pass, allowing them to enter into the
defective elevator and plummet to their deaths.
Worse yet, they do it in the guise of “love

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine
Why can't christians make good entertainment? Even when I was a young church goer, I was very aware that a lot of the movies/tv/music/books they cranked out were poo poo.

You have so much money, thousands of years of musical, visual, and theatrical tradition, and first dibs on a book with a story so compelling that people have been retelling it in various ways for a couple thousand years. What gives?

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

"Lesbians from the movie:"



Breaking tables like it's the sanctity of marriage.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
gay will turn straight after going to a straight camp and playing football at the end.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
welp, hail satan

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

You people don't realise just how awful it feels for sheltered christians when someone have a lifestyle that's different than theirs.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
atheist aunt and self righteous sibling sound like good usernames imho

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Why can't christians make good entertainment? Even when I was a young church goer, I was very aware that a lot of the movies/tv/music/books they cranked out were poo poo.

You have so much money, thousands of years of musical, visual, and theatrical tradition, and first dibs on a book with a story so compelling that people have been retelling it in various ways for a couple thousand years. What gives?

Because for them the message is more important than the story. It's like how Atlas Shrugged might have made a decent sci-fi drama if Ayn Rand could have dialed back the need to shoehorn her ham-fisted rhetoric into every sentence.

Or the last eight "Sword of Truth" books.

Christians certainly don't have a monopoly on clumsy, obvious author tracts, but they certainly are the most consistent.

An example of a story with Christian themes done right would be The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Trees and Squids posted:

welp, hail satan

this but unironically and constantly and with more blasphemy thrown in

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax
I wish these geeks would be intellectually honest with themselves and make a movie about David and Jonathan being full gay for one another.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
☆☆☆~~~¡¡¡¡¡hAiL sATaN¡¡¡¡¡~~~☆☆☆

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Does your urine taste like lemon?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

"Lesbians from the movie:"



its a start i guess, rest of set please

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
Someone make a blockbuster detailing the falling out of god and satan. But instead of satan saying non serviam in rebellion he leaves heaven because he loves god ... in the wrong way. Lucifer knows he can never tell god about his unnatural desires and so acts tsundere to mask his undying love for gods chiseled abs and really nice jawline

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I actually had a story very much along those lines that I wanted very badly to write but then I realized I just like gay porn :gay:

hail gay satan

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
bigoted straight people think about gay sex more than gays think about gay sex

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

reverieeee posted:

bigoted straight people think about gay sex more than gays think about gay sex

okay thats pushing it as a human being myself i think about reaming bungholes literally 24?7

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

solo humping pro posted:

okay thats pushing it as a human being myself i think about reaming bungholes literally 24?7

same

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

solo humping pro posted:

okay thats pushing it as a human being myself i think about reaming bungholes literally 24?7

bigoted straights think about them 25/8

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
actually the anal walls are fairly inflexible

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
thinking about reaming a bunghole now actually

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Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

that movie looks real bad

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