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Who's gonna win???
Alex
Amanda
Daria
Dianna
Gabi
Giorgia
Hank
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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

The_Rob posted:

It wasn't him telling him not to say the f word though. That's fine and understandable. It's this corporate faux outrage about offending the women in the building that got to me. It's the moral indignation.

Then the first thing they say about Gabi backstage is "She's a bitch."

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


DynamiteKidd posted:

Like Josh Matthews, who I don't think they ever actually wanted to wrestle once the show was over cuz he didn't have the look, brother.

Josh Mathews has an undefeated WWE record. Not many can retire saying that.

Charles Gnarwin fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Jun 19, 2015

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Well this didn't take long

Observer posted:

Mike Hayes, the OVW star and war veteran who was in the Tough Enough tryouts but didn't make the final cut, is going to be hired by WWE.

the WWE released a video of Canyon Ceman telling Hayes that he will have an opportunity in WWE when he feels he's ready and that the company always honors its word.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Josh Mathews has an undefeated WWE record. Not many can retiring saying that.

Only Kevin Federline, Lawrence Taylor, and Akebono can match this feat

EDIT: And Braden Walker, of course.

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Wasn't "tough enough"' the title they used in the 90's when they made wrestlers actually fight? I thought they were restarting that product.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Are you thinking of the Brawl for All?

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Post the video of Cameron saying what her favorite match of all time was, and also post the match she said was the best ever, please. There must be a copy of the match she's talking about floating around on YouTube somewhere right?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Keg posted:

Post the video of Cameron saying what her favorite match of all time was, and also post the match she said was the best ever, please. There must be a copy of the match she's talking about floating around on YouTube somewhere right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlYIl55WRzc

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Keg posted:

Post the video of Cameron saying what her favorite match of all time was, and also post the match she said was the best ever, please. There must be a copy of the match she's talking about floating around on YouTube somewhere right?

She's not even the worst now that Tough Enough had a guy make it to auditions who didn't even know what pro wrestling was.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Let's just give Joshua Baron Corbin's ring gear and gimmick and hope no one notices.

Baron Corbin can be taken out back and shot.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Benne posted:

Well this didn't take long

Vince is gonna be pissed because he meant the OTHER one legged wrestling vet who got accepted to Tough Enough.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
"The WWE always honors it's word" is the funniest thing I've heard all month

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I would rather ZZ + Daria, but it'll be THE YET-TAY or Patrick + whichever of Gabi or Amanda has the largest breasts.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Vince is gonna be pissed because he meant the OTHER one legged wrestling vet who got accepted to Tough Enough.

dudes gonna get there only to see they gave his job to a hero dog

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

That DICK! posted:

dudes gonna get there only to see they gave his job to a hero dog

a one legged veteran took your job daddeh

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



pressedbunny posted:

I would rather ZZ + Daria, but it'll be THE YET-TAY or Patrick + whichever of Gabi or Amanda has the largest breasts.
This is my hope, also, but hey also didn't spend a lot of time on a lot of the finalists, so it may turn out that, I dunno, Giorgia is really cool and good and I'd like her to win more!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Tough Enough is on tonight!!!

And weirdly enough you can watch it on YouTube?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hope they gave Booker T a fancy spinning chair for when he presses the button.

Renee and Jericho should be on every show. And look at this nerd.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The fact that this thread got zero hype does not bode well for the ratings of this show I think

I know I completely forgot it was on until just now

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

drat Paige, that top.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

triplexpac posted:

The fact that this thread got zero hype does not bode well for the ratings of this show I think

I know I completely forgot it was on until just now

Show is gonna own.

I loved Paige starting her regular entrance in heels.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The rules are quite simple

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They're at the official XFL field.

Edit: Changing my vote to dog vomit hair.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jun 24, 2015

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Rooting for Sara Lee.

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
Should have left that gator idiot eliminated in the first place.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Tanner seems like he's a pretty cool guy.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

Rooting for Sara Lee.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.

Honestly I like pretty much everyone. :shobon:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

DudeDeuce posted:

Should have left that gator idiot eliminated in the first place.

Gator dude owns.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Haha zz is fat

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yeah I don't think ZZ is gonna last long.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm voting a hundred times for ZZ and all my friends are too so that's like 150 votes right there.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm pretty sure Mada is a Key and Peele character.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
BRIE MOOOODE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Forgot this was on, turned it on just in time to hear,"I love twerking!"

She loves it, Maggle!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ZZ and Patrick should be their own show.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Was ZZ wearing water-wings in the hot tub? :3:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Haha, the big guys all jealous of Tanner.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
ZZ is the best.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vote one billion times for ZZ please. This message is for every person on the planet.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
20 minutes into the first show, ZZ show he dick to everybody.

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