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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Has your rear end been looking a little shabby? You can use some techniques to improve the overall health and well-being of your rear end.

Enemas
This is like a thing where you shoot water up your rear end to clean out all the poop and stuff. It seems pretty hosed up but maybe it will give your rear end an overall better taste and aroma?

Brazillian Waxing
It's where they use sticky wax to pull all the hair off your rear end in a top hat and vagina/balls. I'm a dude and it seems like it would be kind of gay to get a brazillian wax. It looks very pretty on a woman though.

Colonoscopy
This is where a doctor uses a camera to explore the inside of your rear end. I've never had one done because i don't think i'm old enough to get cancer in my rear end. It seems like it would be a real adventure to watch the video afterwards.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
wow, v informative OP looking forward to learnign more and seeing where this thread takes us!

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
standing up to poo is better for your bum

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Beige posted:

standing up to poo is better for your bum

:eyepop:

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
to clarify, i mean to stand vertically when pooing, not in the sense you might 'stand-up' to feminism

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
op didnt even mention a loving bidet get hosed op. oval office.

e: voted 1

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

theres no age limit on rear end cancer OP. if u act concerned enough u can ask a doctor to rummage around your rear end in a top hat & he has to it lol cranked doc

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Oberleutnant posted:

op didnt even mention a loving bidet get hosed op. oval office.

e: voted 1

if you would post some information about how a bidet can be used to cleanse your rear end then i'd be happy to add it to the op. you don't have to be rude.

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

u can use it as a threat too. tell me i have to lose 400 pounsd or die again and ill make spelunk the foul innards of my body u quack

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

bend over & laugh at the fact that this dude was in school for a decade just so his hands could live in a world of your poo poo

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

:smugmrgw:
:yosbutt:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I need some rear end troubleshooting and figured this would be the place to come,

is it better to wipe sitting down or standing up guyys? Posting this from my phone in the bathroom stall at work so speedy answers apreciated THANKS!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's better to wipe sitting down because your rear end cheeks are spread and you get better coverage.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Was going to complain no rear end pics and googled gross rear end and now I don't feel so good. Don't do what I did. :(

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Kuato posted:

Was going to complain no rear end pics and googled gross rear end and now I don't feel so good. Don't do what I did. :(

Lmfao

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Hell Yeah posted:

Has your rear end been looking a little shabby? You can use some techniques to improve the overall health and well-being of your rear end.

Enemas
This is like a thing where you shoot water up your rear end to clean out all the poop and stuff. It seems pretty hosed up but maybe it will give your rear end an overall better taste and aroma?

Brazillian Waxing
It's where they use sticky wax to pull all the hair off your rear end in a top hat and vagina/balls. I'm a dude and it seems like it would be kind of gay to get a brazillian wax. It looks very pretty on a woman though.

Colonoscopy
This is where a doctor uses a camera to explore the inside of your rear end. I've never had one done because i don't think i'm old enough to get cancer in my rear end. It seems like it would be a real adventure to watch the video afterwards.

you can get cancer at 1 day old OP. id get a colonoscopy..

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i thought there was a specific time in your life where you were definitely supposed to be getting a colonoscopy? my knowledge of rear end refurbishing may be incomplete, but i'm an eager learner

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

you can get cancer at 1 day old OP. id get a colonoscopy..
you're mom got cancer while you were in the womb. but she then had it sugically removed. via c-section. bitch.

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010

Hell Yeah posted:

i thought there was a specific time in your life where you were definitely supposed to be getting a colonoscopy? my knowledge of rear end refurbishing may be incomplete, but i'm an eager learner

I think it's 40 hth. Only a few more years until I can get a camera shoved up my rear end in a top hat

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Tips on anal fissures op?

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Wangsbig posted:

bend over & laugh at the fact that this dude was in school for a decade just so his hands could live in a world of your poo poo

I know... he could have gone to plumber school and played with the same poo poo for a lot less money.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
"Dad's 1st Colonoscopy"

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Hell Yeah posted:

i thought there was a specific time in your life where you were definitely supposed to be getting a colonoscopy? my knowledge of rear end refurbishing may be incomplete, but i'm an eager learner

look if youre that scared to have some stranger finger your rear end in a top hat maybe dont post a thread about it like youre some expert??/

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
"gently caress your rear end just for fun" -kurtdt combain

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I call it my boihole op

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

look if youre that scared to have some stranger finger your rear end in a top hat maybe dont post a thread about it like youre some expert??/

well if you know so much about asses yourself then why are you a doctor of video games and not proctology?

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Youd be surprised how much wading through poo poo and studying videogames has in common.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Nooner posted:

I need some rear end troubleshooting and figured this would be the place to cum

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Hello, long time listener, first time caller.
I'm curious about the logistics of maintaining an immaculate rear end. I've tried everything from baby wipes, to lotions, and even some holistic methods that are less than ideal (acupuncture on the butthole). Could anyone advise me on a nice, clean way to make sure my butt is the best and brightest?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Rasta_Al posted:

Hello, long time listener, first time caller.
I'm curious about the logistics of maintaining an immaculate rear end. I've tried everything from baby wipes, to lotions, and even some holistic methods that are less than ideal (acupuncture on the butthole). Could anyone advise me on a nice, clean way to make sure my butt is the best and brightest?

goatse the shower head every day

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
If you have recurring pseudomembranous colitis from C. difficile you could get a fecal microbiota transplant.

It's a poop transplant, done by medical doctors.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I got an rear end that don't quit.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

doctors delivering a double dose of life saving poop to save your rear end

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
squats

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
The doctors push the poop in with their dicks. For medical reasons.

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