UFC Fight Night 69 GDT: Two Ladies, und Herb's the only man, ja!

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Gregor Samsa: Sep 5, 2007; Nietzsche's Mustache

david carmichael posted:

I like how you made it seem like everything was conjecture and heresay. That's very diplomatic of you

I am 90% sure I am being ridiculed here but I am not positive. In any case, 1st AD got his answer and I figured there was no reason to leave that post there.

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david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

Gregor Samsa posted:

I am 90% sure I am being ridiculed here but I am not positive. In any case, 1st AD got his answer and I figured there was no reason to leave that post there.

Not even a little bit.

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Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

LobsterMobster posted:

This is my new favorite guy.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:14

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

The Sphinxster posted:

This is my new favorite guy.

If Joe Silva accepts sweets off you then you know you're money.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:15

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Gregor Samsa posted:

I am 90% sure I am being ridiculed here but I am not positive. In any case, 1st AD got his answer and I figured there was no reason to leave that post there.

Yeah I figured you had gym gossip but lol it was even funnier.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:20

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

1st AD posted:

Yeah I figured you had gym gossip but lol it was even funnier.

Can you post what he said? I missed the funny gossip.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:26

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The Sphinxster posted:

This is my new favorite guy.

i wish he wasn't retired

# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:53

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Can you post what he said? I missed the funny gossip.

he knows how al dente penne is

# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:59

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

LobsterMobster posted:

i wish he wasn't retired

He retired a few fights too late which is earlier than most fighters. You should be happy he is retired.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 01:07

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

CommonShore posted:

They value VanZant's unscarred face too much to put her against a striker like Grasso, and they (will) value Grasso's standup too much to put her with a wrestler like VanZant.

Grasso is likely going to begin in the UFC by beating up scrubs with name recognition like Angela Magana, Felice Herrig, and maybe Tecia Torres - they consider themselves to be good strikers. She'll be protected from the grapplier types for a while.

That is a good point. But if they are both the real deal they stand a good chance of running into each other eventually.

Also on twitter Dana and the official UFC account are putting up a ton of things about Joanna. They are comparing her to Ronda and Chuck a lot. Dana even put up a short video of Chuck and Joanna throwing the same combinations and that overhand right.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 02:23

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Trast posted:

That is a good point. But if they are both the real deal they stand a good chance of running into each other eventually.

Also on twitter Dana and the official UFC account are putting up a ton of things about Joanna. They are comparing her to Ronda and Chuck a lot. Dana even put up a short video of Chuck and Joanna throwing the same combinations and that overhand right.

I think they're definitely seeing money in promoting her right now because of her personality and fighting style.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 03:07

Chrom1um: Dec 31, 2005; Come and join my doomsday cult!

[url="https://"http://www.movienewsguide.com/fast-furious-8-news-spoilers-and-cast-update-vin-diesel-caught-in-a-love-triangle-between-eva-mendes-and-michelle-rodriguez/69023"Joanna Champion actually just got signed to be in "]Fast & Furious 8[/url] btw (along with Rousey coming back). Definitely seems she's making some waves.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 09:09

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Bean Fried posted:

Joanna Champion actually just got signed to be in Fast & Furious 8 btw (along with Rousey coming back). Definitely seems she's making some waves.

Fixed it up for you.

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mister: Dec 18, 2011

LobsterMobster posted:

Hardly fair to compare anyone to the GOAT in weigh-in foods, flying headkicks, and thug-jitsu.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 10:03

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

It's weird that Amirkhani is credited as coming from Kurdistan

While Omer is attributed to Iraq

Though they both are Kurdish

Omer's Shirt has the Kurdish flag

idk where im going with this

# ? Jun 20, 2015 10:04

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

the Kurds are the bestest. these fighters will go on to great things. i am excited. namaste.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:31

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

maffew buildings posted:

the Kurds are the bestest. these fighters will go on to great things. i am excited. namaste.

Historically they've had some problems with gassing

# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:39

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Kurds make awesome pizza.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:47

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

First gas-joke on a german fight card not going to Hitler's credit? Color me surprised.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:55

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Duzzy Funlop posted:

First gas-joke on a german fight card not going to Hitler's credit? Color me surprised.

Hitler won't like it if you're coloured anything.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:56

Gregor Samsa: Sep 5, 2007; Nietzsche's Mustache

maffew buildings posted:

the Kurds are the bestest. these fighters will go on to great things. i am excited. namaste.

I wonder who gets to call in the air strike from America.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 15:50

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Alan Omer Fun Fact: this is the logo of the gym he trains out of in Stuttgart. It is both kind of awesome and terrifying (HORSE WITH HUMAN HANDS, NOOOO!)

# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:47

Lucavi: May 12, 2002

Joanna is so goddamn cute/terrifying <3

# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:50

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Early morning MMA, y'all!

# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:56

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hahaaa, I had a beer with this ref,.

Card is off to a great start.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Hahaaa, I had a beer with this ref,.

Card is off to a great start.

What did he scrawl on his chest?

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:13

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

"Have a good look at the octagon on the canvas, it's a good way to see who is winning the round." he said as Sasaki was stood on it, moments before he got sparked.

Who are these commentators?

e: Also, not the best stoppage by your buddy there Duzzy.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:18

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

LobsterMobster posted:

What did he scrawl on his chest?

How do you mean, "he"?

Realtalk: This must have been more than 10 years ago, dude claimed to run (own?) a gym and be a fighter.

Equally real talk: Poor japanese dude, brutal finish.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:20

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

FightPass streaming server apparently just shat itself.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:23

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

This Dagestanis punches are Goddamn fierce.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:33

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

That was one unhappy doctor.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:40

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Praise Allah and never bet against a Dagestani.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:44

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Dos Santos is hosed

Hahaa, the loving drunk Knights Templar

Dear English: Please go easy on Berlin this time

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ask that Ham

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:58

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

COOL

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:58

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Missed the first fight but there have been at least two pretty good fights on these pre lims.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:59

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

that was cool

# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:00

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I need some subtitles, Scott.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I need Dan Hardy to translate for Askham

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Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Is it right in the tail of the tape that said this guy is 27? Because gently caress.

# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:02

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