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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
You should never count him out but it looks like it is time to count him out.

Already 10 strokes back on day one. He'll be eliminated before he finishes the front 9 tomorrow.

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Waltzing Along posted:

You should never count him out but it looks like it is time to count him out.

Already 10 strokes back on day one. He'll be eliminated before he finishes the front 9 tomorrow.

He's kind of a lovely human being and it's awesome that he sucks at golf now. I hope he puts up another 84. A super human golf jesus reduced to the score of an average fat drunk rear end in a top hat.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



more like tiger woodie like the hard dick!!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Most famous professional athlete to have the twilight of his prime taken away by his wife beating the poo poo out of him

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
He's rich.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

social vegan posted:

more like tiger woodie like the hard dick!!

He always liked to play with woods in his free time.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Dave_Indeed posted:

He's kind of a lovely human being and it's awesome that he sucks at golf now. I hope he puts up another 84. A super human golf jesus reduced to the score of an average fat drunk rear end in a top hat.

I agree. But he was also the most compelling golfer we have ever seen.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Golf is seriously the sport of the bourgeoisie dude.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Waltzing Along posted:

the most compelling golfer

thats the biggest oxymoron since "Microsoft Works" lol

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
That being said so is F1 racing and I love dat poo poo.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

thats the biggest oxymoron since "Microsoft Works" lol

TV ratings would disagree.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Why isn't he good anymore? Can't he hit it as far? Is he bad at putting now? Or did like all aspects of his game just fall apart at once?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

im gonna start djing trap music as dj tiger hoods

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Waltzing Along posted:

TV ratings would disagree.

wow what a "compelling" argument

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

NotWearingPants posted:

Why isn't he good anymore? Can't he hit it as far? Is he bad at putting now? Or did like all aspects of his game just fall apart at once?

He keeps changing his swing. On top of this, he is a gym rat and pushes his body further than a golfer really needs. So he is physically breaking down on top of tinkering too much.

There is also the speculative psychological bit which is that he used to feel like he was king poo poo and could do anything wanted and had towering self confidence. When the deal happened with his wife he lost all that. Then he lost a major at the end to KJ Choi and the mystique was shattered.

Homo Depot
Jun 27, 2007

Studs on sale!

NotWearingPants posted:

Why isn't he good anymore? Can't he hit it as far? Is he bad at putting now? Or did like all aspects of his game just fall apart at once?

He's just too old. Golf is a young man's game.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Phil mickelson own zone bitches

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
this is the year

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Waltzing Along posted:

He keeps changing his swing. On top of this, he is a gym rat and pushes his body further than a golfer really needs. So he is physically breaking down on top of tinkering too much.

There is also the speculative psychological bit which is that he used to feel like he was king poo poo and could do anything wanted and had towering self confidence. When the deal happened with his wife he lost all that. Then he lost a major at the end to KJ Choi and the mystique was shattered.

that choi hybrid shot was loving amazing and I agree that might have been the final blow

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

NotWearingPants posted:

Why isn't he good anymore? Can't he hit it as far? Is he bad at putting now? Or did like all aspects of his game just fall apart at once?

that other guy said it but the answer is basically he overachieved with a swing that punished his body and a nasty mental game. both fed on each other and as soon as one starts to deteriorate the other could maybe compensate but then both took a big poo poo and his wife hit him in the teeth with his own club so...

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


He banged one waitress too many, RIP

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Waltzing Along posted:

You should never count him out but it looks like it is time to count him out.

Already 10 strokes back on day one. He'll be eliminated before he finishes the front 9 tomorrow.

I don't know what any of this means.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I am almost convinced though OP, I "Wood" like to know more.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



he likes to have sex with women!

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

NotWearingPants posted:

Why isn't he good anymore? Can't he hit it as far? Is he bad at putting now? Or did like all aspects of his game just fall apart at once?

You know how like, a chick will want plastic surgery, and after the first few times she is as hot as possible, then the more she fucks around with her face the uglier it gets? That.

Meanwhile, Jack Nicklaus is still the best golfer and just permanently looks and acts like he will kick your rear end at the drop of a hat.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

social vegan posted:

he likes to have sex with women!

Who doesn't!?! except for gayboys, I guess

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Homo Depot posted:

He's just too old. Golf is a young man's game.

lol good post

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
nigga doesn't believe anymore. mental game travyon'd to pieces.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
lol he got beat by that spieth guy who is like half his age.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Golf is poo poo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I didn't read the thread can someone just quote anything funny that someone said?

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
if you're looking for something funny, you're in the wrong thread.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Verily I Shat posted:

Golf is poo poo

ya

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Nosam0819 posted:

if you're looking for something funny, you're in the wrong forum.

fixed

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
RAP tiger woods

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
jordan would have never had his spirit shattered by a woman and thats a fact

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
this is it I have faith in lefty

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
He should have stayed home and played Dragon Age 2, where every game leaves you satisfied and fulfilled.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

he probably doesn't slice as much as i do :(

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Cacator posted:

he probably doesn't slice as much as i do :(

no his miss is bad left

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