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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Sammus posted:

gently caress Pluto, Ceres is where all the science is at.



the asteroid belt's buckle

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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Zzulu posted:

takin pics of garbage in space is cool and good and an excellent way to spend money

You're right we should spend even more money on a military presence in those poor countries to ensure those people get the food and infrastructure they need because their governments are either corrupt or don't exist in the first place. Oh and we'll also need to maintain that presence indefinitely to maintain that infrastructure

We can call it the 1st World's Burden

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
I did a bit of research and $700m will buy you either:


A Hobbit Trilogy, directed by Peter Jackson.


Four Van Goghs.

A WTC7.

An embassy in Iraq.

A renovation of Newark airport terminal C.

Cigarettes for the entire US military for a year.

A 9/11 museum.

So if any fucker tells you we could have sorted out third-world problems with the Pluto money, tell them The Hobbit cost the same, and that they only made it to satisfy YOUR desire to watch magic goblins run around New Zealand. You know, as opposed to fulfilling the primal urge for exploration and scientific advancement.

EvilGenius fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jun 20, 2015

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i would rather another probe than The Hobbit

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
did the pics and stuff of mars get us anything, i genuinely have no idea

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Zzulu posted:

did the pics and stuff of mars get us anything, i genuinely have no idea

we found out its a cold desert planet

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

we found out its a cold desert planet

it might have some bugs farting out methane underground.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
money represents resources and we're getting about as much food out of the ground as we can, so not sending probes to where ever the gently caress won't feed a single extra person

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

money represents resources and we're getting about as much food out of the ground as we can, so not sending probes to where ever the gently caress won't feed a single extra person

Yes, there's not enough food to go around. Congratulations you figured out the reason for world hunger.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Wanamingo posted:

Yes, there's not enough food to go around. Congratulations you figured out the reason for world hunger.

how is diverting money from nasa going to help distribute food exactically?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

EvilGenius posted:

I did a bit of research and $700m will buy you either:


A Hobbit Trilogy, directed by Peter Jackson.


Four Van Goghs.

A WTC7.

An embassy in Iraq.

A renovation of Newark airport terminal C.

Cigarettes for the entire US military for a year.

A 9/11 museum.

So if any fucker tells you we could have sorted out third-world problems with the Pluto money, tell them The Hobbit cost the same, and that they only made it to satisfy YOUR desire to watch magic goblins run around New Zealand. You know, as opposed to fulfilling the primal urge for exploration and scientific advancement.

the hobbit is worth it and good though because a private company made a profit

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Germstore posted:

how is diverting money from nasa going to help distribute food exactically?

nasa engineers have hands right? they can drive a loving tractor and make some more food!

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Zzulu posted:

did the pics and stuff of mars get us anything, i genuinely have no idea

Total Recall was filmed there.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Wanamingo posted:

Yes, there's not enough food to go around. Congratulations you figured out the reason for world hunger.

Who's going to ensure that the food actually gets to the people who need it though?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Bolow posted:

Who's going to ensure that the food actually gets to the people who need it though?

probably some warlord. they somehow always end up hoarding the aid we try to provide.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Did they forget to turn the dutch angle setting on the camera off on the rover or something?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Out of all the things to get all 'government PORK' and 'ETHICAL SPENDING' about the space program has to be the worst one to get butthurt about.

The OCC just hosed over tons of people in Somalia which will most assuredly result in deaths, violence, and hunger but you know: ~The Space Program~ is why developing countries get stomped on continually.

bushes
Nov 6, 2003

Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

gently caress the Republic. posted:

probably some warlord. they somehow always end up hoarding the aid we try to provide.

I'm reminded of the Clinton Mcdonalds sketch from SNL... RIP Phil Hartman.

RE: Pluto
Science in space kicks rear end. I'm all about that space. bout that space, no Keble.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

woah man, too soon

too soon

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Anyone gonna talk to about the Cereal pyramid? Those bright spots gonna be domed alien cities. Calling it now.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

genesplicer posted:

Remember, for every dollar you spend on income taxes, NASA gets 1/2 of 1 cent. The average American thinks NASA gets between 15 and 20 cents. Imagine what they could do if they were funded at the levels people think they are. At the same time, Defense is funded to about 45 cents on the dollar.

One of my greatest points of pride is my former student, Rebecca. She liked science in general, but she credits me with making her really love science, particularly astronomy. She earned her master's degree in aerospace engineering, and now works at JPL, a fact she routinely rubs in to me. (I once told my class that my greatest sadness in life was I was not good enough to get a job at JPL.) She worked on the Curiosity program, designing and constructing some of the thermal control systems. She then went on to do the same for SMAP.

It makes me immensely proud to have taught her.

Haha youre pathetic

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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as a goon i have opinions about space

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
If the US spent that on food aid, after President for Life Bogo Shamaz III got through on embezzling it to buy himself a personal 747 and filled it with sex slaves he might feel generous enough to spend the remaining money buying five starving children in his capital city a single snickers bar.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Rutibex posted:

nasa engineers have hands right? they can drive a loving tractor and make some more food!

This is the plot of Interstellar and its a bad thing

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
I just read the universe is just a hologram and we are all really 2d, which makes having an anime waifu the acceptable and the natural way things should be.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
If the universe is a hologram, then what are holograms?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

EvilGenius posted:

If the universe is a hologram, then what are holograms?

universes, obviously

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


NihilismNow posted:

For F35 money you can establish a permanent mars colony and still have money left over to give all the kids a nice snack.

1.5 trillion $1 bills could build a money bridge to Mars!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Wanna feed those starving kids to martians

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

RaceyBucket posted:

This is the plot of Interstellar and its a bad thing

Normal Adult Human
Feb 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Space Exploration real Hahahaha Nigga Just Feed Some Babies Like Nigga Cast Your Eyes Earthwards Haha

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Maybe the domes Cereal cities are full of technology about growing cereal grains. Ever thought of that.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i hope they find pluto

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Normal Adult Human posted:

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Space Exploration real Hahahaha Nigga Just Feed Some Babies Like Nigga Cast Your Eyes Earthwards Haha

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
*sees awesome space exploration poo poo*

BUT POOR PEOPLE

*doesn't go out and slaughter the wealthiest 1% that owns 70% of the world*

*is useless to their own cause*

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

afeelgoodpoop posted:

looks a little lopsided

thats what she said :(

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


EvilGenius posted:

With the money this cost we could have fed every poverty stricken child in the world for at least 4 days.

Who cares? You don't. I sure as hell don't. Do not lie to yourself. If you truly gave a drat about the poor and starving masses, you wouldn't waste your time whining about it here, you would go and actually help them.

Anyway, this pluto stuff is cool as hell.

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EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Parallax Scroll posted:

i hope they find pluto

They're only going because Marty totally said he saw a girl sunbathing there one time and you could see her boobs. And Craig thinks there might be porn buried there.

EvilGenius fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jun 21, 2015

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