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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

every jar has it's lid

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Inevitable posted:



gently caress all the troons imo

:stare:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

moose face posted:

A reasonably attractive human male

im gay

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Slame whale

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002


ill gently caress ur rear end

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

basement jihadist posted:

ill gently caress ur rear end

sorry im a top :shrug:

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

id personally gently caress any historical figure's armpit

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

TEAYCHES posted:

sorry im a top :shrug:

lol power bottom here

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
gently caress got to this thread late, has anyone said OP'S mom yet????

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Jimmy Jars beat you.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
elaine from seinfeld

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Hey I was just wondering. Are there any Breaking Bad fans out there? When Skylar saw MILFs on Jesse's website and said, "what the heck is a milf" how many goons thought, "You are, Skylar, you are."

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Network Pesci posted:

Hey I was just wondering. Are there any Breaking Bad fans out there? When Skylar saw MILFs on Jesse's website and said, "what the heck is a milf" how many goons thought, "You are, Skylar, you are."

I haven't watched Breaking Bad

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Nooner posted:

gently caress got to this thread late, has anyone said OP'S mom yet????

OP isn't Microwave so you can get in with no wait

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax

TEAYCHES posted:

sorry im a top :shrug:

Here's a thing I've wondered about, do you just like...decide to be a top or bottom? Or is it just kinda agreed upon as you gain more experience and the role sorta coalesces.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
less hot chicks

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
consenting humans between the ages of 18 and 45 who don't have any major transmissible diseases

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

a adtrw approved waifu.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Full Metal Jackass posted:

The list of things I wouldn't gently caress would be shorter

I was gonna post this. Good thing I read the thread first!

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Inevitable posted:



gently caress all the troons imo

That's the one with the penis right? Still would.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

more than
meets
the eye

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Whiskey Sours posted:

That's the one with the penis right? Still would.

You can probably snag a better looking lady than if restricted yourself to the ones born with vaginas. Plus after she spent all that time and money to look like a pretty lady, she's not going to just let herself go. No worries about getting stuck with a kid either.

Plus if porn has taught me anything it is that straight dudes really really really love penis. So much penis.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
a pillow that vaguely resembles monica bellucci

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
me
me, so hard

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
What you do is, you take a cactus and you cut all the spines off it. Then you cut a hole in it and just go to town on it. Bonus points when you tell goons that you hosed a cactus and they say, "God, didn't that HURT?!?" Then you come back with, "not really, I pretty much wrecked the cactus though." :smug:

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