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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jongun-claims-to-have-cured-aids-ebola-and-cancer-with-single-miracle-drug-10332386.htmlquote:North Korea has created a wonder drug which not only cures Aids, but also eradicates Ebola and cancer, if the latest proclamation from the country’s news agency is to be believed*.  shoutout to the homie kim-jong un
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Does it cure fat?
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Jun 20, 2015 08:31
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ohsosad posted:Does it cure fat? man did you even look at the picture obviously it doesn't
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Jun 20, 2015 08:33
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they're not lying, the cure is death
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Jun 20, 2015 08:35
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I'm the giant roll of tape.
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Jun 20, 2015 08:39
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TOOT BOOT posted:they're not lying, the cure is death
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Jun 20, 2015 08:40
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couldn't save his daddy though, he got kim jong ill X-D
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Jun 20, 2015 09:02
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hm, what would it be funny if kim were holding oh, i know, a dick
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Jun 20, 2015 09:08
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Wait is Cancer not capitalized, also isn't AIDS an acronym? loving newspapers suck.
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Jun 20, 2015 09:09
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Was kim jong un the doctor that helped deliver Bill Cosby's hoagie baby?
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Jun 20, 2015 09:14
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suddenly im starving
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Jun 20, 2015 09:15
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god bless kim jung ill
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Rand alPaul posted:Wait is Cancer not capitalized, also isn't AIDS an acronym? Aids, Cancer, and Ebola are the proper names of 3 people the drug poisoned during trials.
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Jun 20, 2015 09:15
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can it cure *this much* aids oh wow
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Jun 20, 2015 09:20
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he seems to have gotten even fatter perhaps he is growing an heir. goongrats to him
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Jun 20, 2015 09:25
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How much food is this fucker eating that literally every picture that we see of him he is visibly fatter? I mean holy poo poo is he eating the entire GDP? We don't have to worry about freeing NK, we just need to parachute in some mcdonalds and wait a couple weeks for him to die of a heart attack.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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So either the wonder drug cures them or they die from drought?
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Jun 20, 2015 10:42
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while everyones talking about his fat I still can't get over his hair I mean it's bad enough having people enslaved in a horrible system held up by sheer terror and desperation, but having their dictator look like that and expecting people not to laugh is just plain cruel
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Jun 20, 2015 10:44
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hahahaha he got fatter. He is entering Taft levels of fat now. It is so absurd. He is the leader of a country full of starving people and it is apparently because he is eating all the food. Good luck Ms. Antoinette. MrMoo posted:So either the wonder drug cures them or they die from drought? From the perspective of regime change this can be a good thing.
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Jun 20, 2015 11:07
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lol he is a goon (he must be because he is fat ahahaaa) which goon is he?
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Jun 20, 2015 11:21
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krampster2 posted:) which goon is he? wwe wrestler kane
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Jun 20, 2015 11:24
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What a nice man
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Jun 20, 2015 11:25
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Why is he wearing a lab coat over his overcoat? Aren't you hot indoors you fat sack of poo poo?
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Jun 20, 2015 11:26
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Hobohemian posted:Why is he wearing a lab coat over his overcoat? Aren't you hot indoors you fat sack of poo poo? It is hard to take his coat off and put it on because of his little stubby arms so he just keeps it on always so as not to be embarrassed by the struggle of getting it on and off in public. This isn't conjecture. I am 100% sure this is why. (source: watched a fat man trying to take his coat off on a train once)
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Jun 20, 2015 11:28
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i like how he's the only fat man in his entire country.
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Jun 20, 2015 11:31
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Universe Master posted:i like how he's the only fat man in his entire country. That's not true. The Korean Friendship Association has regular visits there.
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reverieeee posted:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jongun-claims-to-have-cured-aids-ebola-and-cancer-with-single-miracle-drug-10332386.html ohsosad posted:Does it cure fat? looks like he is back on the cheese again.
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Jun 20, 2015 12:13
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lol those wacky bastards more like dprcray
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Jun 20, 2015 12:19
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Best Korea is Best Korea.
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Jun 20, 2015 12:24
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i am this fat now but id like to only be this fat
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Jun 20, 2015 12:24
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North Korea's in a real period of growth.
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Jun 20, 2015 12:43
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best korea
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Jun 20, 2015 12:52
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Now one with him carrying a Juche.
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Jun 20, 2015 12:52
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It be kind of funny if they really did like some wunderkin genious came up with the magic cure. North korea would have its cock down every other countries throat.
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Jun 20, 2015 12:53
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ThaGrandCow posted:How much food is this fucker eating that literally every picture that we see of him he is visibly fatter? Guy needs to go on a high fibre high protein diet. With a fuckload of resistance training and a bit of cardio. 3-day cycle, with yoga and pilates and agility training on the third day. I don't actually know a thing about nutrition or exercise, beyond that what works for me, but give me this man for a month and I'll turn him into a Putin. Or a semi-Putin at least. (It will be far more pleasant for him than his regime's prison camps.) There's just something inherently shameful about being nuked by someone who's fat. If someone's going to kill us, it should at least be someone who takes care of themselves. Edit:vvv the_cow_fan posted:why would they invent a cure for aids when no-one in the country has it? IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Jun 20, 2015 |
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Jun 20, 2015 13:20
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why would they invent a cure for aids when no-one in the country has it?
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Jun 20, 2015 13:23
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the_cow_fan posted:why would they invent a cure for aids when no-one in the country has it? Obviously because he has a giant black friend who might have aids.
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Oh Northkorea will you ever learn haha.
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