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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
Hasn't every indicator coming out of Best Korea is that Kim Jong Un is a batshit crazy manchild who has been throwing temper tantrums left and right and having people killed because they forgot to add milk to his hot cocoa?

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Dude is gonna bone that lady scientist for sure though.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

pentyne posted:

Hasn't every indicator coming out of Best Korea is that Kim Jong Un is a batshit crazy manchild who has been throwing temper tantrums left and right and having people killed because they forgot to add milk to his hot cocoa?

he wears a fedora as well, op

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

pentyne posted:

Hasn't every indicator coming out of Best Korea is that Kim Jong Un is a batshit crazy manchild who has been throwing temper tantrums left and right and having people killed because they forgot to add milk to his hot cocoa?

As I said, needs some half-crazed soviet paramilitary psychopath to take him under his wing into the wilderness for a couple of years, teach him to hunt rabbits and crack their necks and skin them personally. No temper tantrums in the wild for little manbabies.

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
*day before visit*

oh gently caress where are we gonna find a lab coat that big?

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Maybe they can cure whatever disease they have in NK that make them crazy and worship their president nad stuff lol.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

IronClaymore posted:

There's just something inherently shameful about being nuked by someone who's fat. If someone's going to kill us, it should at least be someone who takes care of themselves.

lol fat america can't be bombed by a skinny guy.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
That sure is some fancy lab equipment.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

dougdrums posted:

*day before visit*

oh gently caress where are we gonna find a lab coat that big?

its actually 2 lab coats sewn together in a glorious unstoppable union. not unlike his plans for reunification. people say he'll settle for a kfc/taco bell/long john silvers all in one tho

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
It's a mistranslation. It's a bullet that kills aides and rebels and anarchists.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Universe Master posted:

Dude is gonna bone that lady scientist for sure though.

He's describing what it's like to have a HUGE, toilet clogging, 5lb bowel movement in order to impress her. She's been developing the mega toilet paper roll you see hanging in the background just for him.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

krampster2 posted:

lol he is a goon (he must be because he is fat ahahaaa) which goon is he?

tezzor

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
they're gonna have to import a rascal p soon

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

worship their president nad stuff

Is... Is there like a temple or statue of his balls where they pay tribute?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
jesus christ that dude is huge

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012

TOOT BOOT posted:

they're not lying, the cure is death

The 9mil pill.

12gaugelobotomy fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jun 20, 2015

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
oompa loompa doopity doo
it's the death camps for your family and you

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

its actually 2 lab coats sewn together in a glorious unstoppable union. not unlike his plans for reunification. people say he'll settle for a kfc/taco bell/long john silvers all in one tho

nah he had his own

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

he's actually just fat strong

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Maybe he's like the Kingpin from Marvel and rather than being really fat, it's all muscle. Like when a super badass South Korean commando finally inflirates his fortress to kill him, he'll reveal his true power, that's all muscle. The South Koreans ask how he got like that.

He replies.

"Nanomachines (Kim Jong-)Un!"

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

OldMemes posted:

Maybe he's like the Kingpin from Marvel and rather than being really fat, it's all muscle. Like when a super badass South Korean commando finally inflirates his fortress to kill him, he'll reveal his true power, that's all muscle. The South Koreans ask how he got like that.

He replies.

"Nanomachines (Kim Jong-)Un!"

krampster2 posted:

he's actually just fat strong

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Dear leader could you please concoct a medication that creates the sensation of eating 5 guys burger and fries. You seem like the kind of man who appreciates a good burger.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

I wanted to make a really awful Nanomachines son joke.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
it must be cool being the only fat guy in a country full of starving people

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
have aids PUT IT IN THE BLINDER
got ebola IN THE BLENDER
want herpatatis THE BLENDER

CAN IT BLEND???
YES IT CAN!!!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
item: one "laboratory" setting from cheap chinese movie
item: several extras with convincing healthy water weight
item: one lab coat big enough to fit over double breasted suit of very fat man

Stabbatical
Sep 15, 2011

Tiberius Thyben posted:

That's not true. The Korean Friendship Association has regular visits there.

He has regular visits to the KFC.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCe8iai-SRs

North Korea top inventors.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



the remedy has certain... side effects

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

VectorSigma posted:

the remedy has certain... side effects



www
Aug 4, 2010

north korea is the best country on earth

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food


u dumb af

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

OldMemes posted:

Maybe he's like the Kingpin from Marvel and rather than being really fat, it's all muscle. Like when a super badass South Korean commando finally inflirates his fortress to kill him, he'll reveal his true power, that's all muscle. The South Koreans ask how he got like that.

He replies.

"Nanomachines (Kim Jong-)Un!"

I've always wondered about this one. Aren't the muscles, like in the wrong places?

ohsosad
Feb 11, 2012

Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?
Think sumo wrestler, he will use his massive stomach as a way to pick up the commando and throw him into the dog pit.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

"I want you to engineer a burger to be thiiiiiiiis big"

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

resistentialism posted:

I've always wondered about this one. Aren't the muscles, like in the wrong places?

Must be more power lifter than bodybuilder.

Or he just has a lovely tailor.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




:thejoke:

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
Holy jesus he's gained weight. Lose some weight fatty

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

oooohhhhhh right, yeah

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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

oooohhhhhh right, yeah

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