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Hasn't every indicator coming out of Best Korea is that Kim Jong Un is a batshit crazy manchild who has been throwing temper tantrums left and right and having people killed because they forgot to add milk to his hot cocoa?
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:00 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 21:09 |
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Dude is gonna bone that lady scientist for sure though.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:12 |
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pentyne posted:Hasn't every indicator coming out of Best Korea is that Kim Jong Un is a batshit crazy manchild who has been throwing temper tantrums left and right and having people killed because they forgot to add milk to his hot cocoa? he wears a fedora as well, op
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:29 |
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pentyne posted:Hasn't every indicator coming out of Best Korea is that Kim Jong Un is a batshit crazy manchild who has been throwing temper tantrums left and right and having people killed because they forgot to add milk to his hot cocoa? As I said, needs some half-crazed soviet paramilitary psychopath to take him under his wing into the wilderness for a couple of years, teach him to hunt rabbits and crack their necks and skin them personally. No temper tantrums in the wild for little manbabies.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:31 |
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*day before visit* oh gently caress where are we gonna find a lab coat that big?
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:44 |
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Maybe they can cure whatever disease they have in NK that make them crazy and worship their president nad stuff lol.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:48 |
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IronClaymore posted:There's just something inherently shameful about being nuked by someone who's fat. If someone's going to kill us, it should at least be someone who takes care of themselves. lol fat america can't be bombed by a skinny guy.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:19 |
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That sure is some fancy lab equipment.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:27 |
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dougdrums posted:*day before visit* its actually 2 lab coats sewn together in a glorious unstoppable union. not unlike his plans for reunification. people say he'll settle for a kfc/taco bell/long john silvers all in one tho
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:37 |
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It's a mistranslation. It's a bullet that kills aides and rebels and anarchists.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:38 |
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Universe Master posted:Dude is gonna bone that lady scientist for sure though. He's describing what it's like to have a HUGE, toilet clogging, 5lb bowel movement in order to impress her. She's been developing the mega toilet paper roll you see hanging in the background just for him.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:40 |
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krampster2 posted:lol he is a goon (he must be because he is fat ahahaaa) which goon is he? tezzor
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:40 |
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they're gonna have to import a rascal p soon
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:42 |
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:worship their president nad stuff Is... Is there like a temple or statue of his balls where they pay tribute?
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:43 |
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jesus christ that dude is huge
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:45 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:they're not lying, the cure is death The 9mil pill. 12gaugelobotomy fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jun 20, 2015 |
# ? Jun 20, 2015 19:28 |
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oompa loompa doopity doo it's the death camps for your family and you
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 19:35 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:its actually 2 lab coats sewn together in a glorious unstoppable union. not unlike his plans for reunification. people say he'll settle for a kfc/taco bell/long john silvers all in one tho nah he had his own
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:57 |
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he's actually just fat strong
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:13 |
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Maybe he's like the Kingpin from Marvel and rather than being really fat, it's all muscle. Like when a super badass South Korean commando finally inflirates his fortress to kill him, he'll reveal his true power, that's all muscle. The South Koreans ask how he got like that. He replies. "Nanomachines (Kim Jong-)Un!"
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:27 |
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OldMemes posted:Maybe he's like the Kingpin from Marvel and rather than being really fat, it's all muscle. Like when a super badass South Korean commando finally inflirates his fortress to kill him, he'll reveal his true power, that's all muscle. The South Koreans ask how he got like that. krampster2 posted:he's actually just fat strong
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:31 |
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Dear leader could you please concoct a medication that creates the sensation of eating 5 guys burger and fries. You seem like the kind of man who appreciates a good burger.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:32 |
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I wanted to make a really awful Nanomachines son joke.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:35 |
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it must be cool being the only fat guy in a country full of starving people
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:37 |
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have aids PUT IT IN THE BLINDER got ebola IN THE BLENDER want herpatatis THE BLENDER CAN IT BLEND??? YES IT CAN!!!
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:54 |
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item: one "laboratory" setting from cheap chinese movie item: several extras with convincing healthy water weight item: one lab coat big enough to fit over double breasted suit of very fat man
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 01:56 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:That's not true. The Korean Friendship Association has regular visits there. He has regular visits to the KFC.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 02:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCe8iai-SRs North Korea top inventors.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 02:24 |
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the remedy has certain... side effects
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 02:26 |
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VectorSigma posted:the remedy has certain... side effects
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 02:41 |
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north korea is the best country on earth
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 02:42 |
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u dumb af
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:10 |
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OldMemes posted:Maybe he's like the Kingpin from Marvel and rather than being really fat, it's all muscle. Like when a super badass South Korean commando finally inflirates his fortress to kill him, he'll reveal his true power, that's all muscle. The South Koreans ask how he got like that. I've always wondered about this one. Aren't the muscles, like in the wrong places?
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:15 |
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Think sumo wrestler, he will use his massive stomach as a way to pick up the commando and throw him into the dog pit.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:16 |
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"I want you to engineer a burger to be thiiiiiiiis big"
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:17 |
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resistentialism posted:I've always wondered about this one. Aren't the muscles, like in the wrong places? Must be more power lifter than bodybuilder. Or he just has a lovely tailor.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:20 |
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:28 |
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Holy jesus he's gained weight. Lose some weight fatty
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:31 |
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oooohhhhhh right, yeah
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:47 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 21:09 |
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oooohhhhhh right, yeah
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 03:47 |