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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy



#thisistheyear

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress THE PATRIARCHY

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

gently caress the kzinti patriarch

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
gently caress you, dad

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



But what if I have two dads

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


dam how did they know i called my dad "rape instructor" growing up

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

vyst posted:

But what if I have two dads

dad gay, so what

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

dam how did they know i called my dad "rape instructor" growing up

Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu came in this thread to post the exact same thing.

www
Aug 4, 2010

my dad is cool dude

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

dam how did they know i called my dad "rape instructor" growing up

for me it was "rape instructor, sir", during which I had to salute and slap my mother at the same time

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

gently caress yeah, all the sex and none of the responsibility.

#SingleMothersDay forever

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Its an old joke that started on reddit and 4chan got a hold of it.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


collapse indeed

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Blistex posted:

Its an old joke that started on reddit and 4chan got a hold of it.

It's sad that we can't turn internet trolling into reality sometimes.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
We must end fathers day because there is no peace in life and no man is happy until he dies

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Universe Master posted:

It's sad that we can't turn internet trolling into reality sometimes.

Actually, life sort of imitated art with tons of loony-feminists accepting it, running with it, and a whole bunch of MRA actually giving a poo poo and getting all butthurt. I think it was either 2013 or last year that the media grabbed a hold of it and a bunch of feminist orgs started distancing themselves from it because there was a noticeable drop in donations and support because their forums and twitter accounts were full of this stuff.

LoL if you actually care about people's right in tyool 2015

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
we should end Father's day. Mother's day too. Because yeah some people have two moms or two dads or only one parent. Nix them both and make a "Parent's/Guardian day"

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

We should end both because basic reproduction isn't an achievement.

Scientist Day 2015.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
KnockedUpCuntsDay

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Lol if my dad tried to rape my mum she would kick his head in.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

just kill your loving parents u can make it happen like today fafgot

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

ALSO no more rules and no homework

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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jesus is father to us all praise him

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

ugh try finding jesus a tie for his toned bod

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol yes because women definitely never ever abuse their kids

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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mods please change my name to Jesus Power Bottom

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

haljordan posted:

lol yes because women definitely never ever abuse their kids

It's true, they don't

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
thats right I dont need no rape instructor :smug:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



basement jihadist posted:

just kill your loving parents u can make it happen like today fafgot

Gonna do dis

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i'm okay with my dad he's not perfect and he's made mistakes but i think that applies to most people

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
Not everyone has a rape instructor growing up

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


this is bullshit, we get one fathers day and then the rest of the year is mothers days. End this misandry.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I'm cool with ending father's day. End all holidays.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I got my mom a rape whistle for mothers day so I think that evens things out.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

I'm cool with ending father's day. End all holidays.

Now that you're out of school, yeah, we need less holidays.

You say this to a 2nd grade kid, they'd call you a bunch of slurs for the next 10 years.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Please don't end Father's Day, I own shares of Hallmark.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Whiskey Sours posted:

Please don't end Father's Day, I own shares of Hallmark.

Who is buying DAD a card, though? No, replace it with another holiday that will do better business for selling cards.

A June "Love Day" to act as a mid-year Valentines/Sweetest Day option?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
hi Hungry, I'm Rape Instructor

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Flowers are out. Beef Jerky is in.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Drone_Fragger posted:

this is bullshit, we get one fathers day and then the rest of the year is mothers days. End this misandry.

father's day is going its own way

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