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I need to find a job this summer that does not require soliciting my body for sex. My dad's been unemployed for a while and my parents can't pay for University anymore. What should I do?
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Jun 20, 2015 22:09
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Become a pimp and solicit other peoples' bodies for sex.
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Jun 20, 2015 22:12
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Burn down all liquor establishments near the college and start selling moonshine to students for an inflated price.
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Jun 20, 2015 22:17
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I hear there is a real future in selling steak knives door to door
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Jun 20, 2015 22:19
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Rob your dads former employer.
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Jun 20, 2015 22:19
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Go to craigslist and under jobs click on manufacturing. Send an e-mail and resume to every single link
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Jun 20, 2015 22:25
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sell a kidney, op
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Jun 20, 2015 22:26
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Uber
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Jun 20, 2015 22:30
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debt
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Jun 20, 2015 22:32
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soliciting your body for sex
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Jun 20, 2015 22:34
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Selling plasma can get you like 70 $ a week. Sucking my dick could get you 20$
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Jun 20, 2015 22:34
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:Selling plasma can get you like 70 $ a week. Sucking my dick could get you 20$ you must be real bad a sucking dick
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Jun 20, 2015 22:36
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wash dishes you weener. you'll get free food and 2 weeks later a line cook will get sacked and they'll train you up as long as you work hard and arnt too retarded (on the low, low end of being retarded, like downs syndrom and cerebral palsy combined retarded)
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Jun 20, 2015 22:46
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when i was 19 i was hired at this vegetarian place as a dishwasher and within a year was assistant kitchen manager. unfortunatlt it was even more retarded and awful than washing dishes so i left town and never returned
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Jun 20, 2015 22:49
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typical millennial looking for free advice from Big Internet 
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Jun 20, 2015 22:50
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start playing video games on youtube
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Jun 20, 2015 22:56
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Walk into a bank with your hand in your pocket. Tell them you have a gun. Masturbate furiously with that hand so that you can try an insanity plea if caught.
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Jun 20, 2015 22:57
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Soylent Yellow posted:Walk into a bank with your hand in your pocket. Tell them you have a gun. Masturbate furiously with that hand so that you can try an insanity plea if caught. Shouldn't the op demand money at some point?
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Jun 20, 2015 22:58
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If I knew how to be employed, I wouldn't be posting on the internet. It's tough. Not that there are not jobs out there, but there isn't a really good gameplan of how to get them.
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Jun 20, 2015 22:59
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Matey posted:Shouldn't the op demand money at some point? He would be too busy masturbating, which is probably why he can't get a job. Soylent Yellow fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Jun 20, 2015 |
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Jun 20, 2015 23:00
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You're hosed, OP.
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Jun 20, 2015 23:00
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:sell a kidney, op I like this. The hospital by my house pays good money to use you as a guinea pig to test out new drugs. They pay around 1k depending on what type of tests they do. If my dick falls off, oh well. At least Ill have an education.
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Jun 20, 2015 23:02
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Get some crows. Teach them to bring you gifts of money found on the sidewalk and in peoples' pockets in exchange for food, shelter, and protection. (This is an actual semi-serious idea I had like three months ago, as a funny way to make money.) I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jun 20, 2015 |
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Jun 20, 2015 23:04
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Wizgot posted:I like this. The hospital by my house pays good money to use you as a guinea pig to test out new drugs. They pay around 1k depending on what type of tests they do. If my dick falls off, oh well. At least Ill have an education. Hope you do well in your field, dickless
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Jun 20, 2015 23:05
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Just take out more school loans or just join the military
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Jun 20, 2015 23:06
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Get a scholarship.
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Jun 20, 2015 23:07
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glowing-fish posted:If I knew how to be employed, I wouldn't be posting on the internet.  SERIOUS POSTI wasn't lying about spaming your resume to every link on Craigslist. If it's a "Fill out this online application" then don't even bother. Those shits never work. Send an e-mail, make the body of it your cover letter, attach the resume. There's a 100% chance a real person will at the very least read the body of the e-mail. You spam enough of them you're bound to get a call back
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Jun 20, 2015 23:08
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join the navy or airforce, or some military position where you don't fight but just jerk off all day.
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Jun 20, 2015 23:10
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Hope you do well in your field, dickless Don't listen to this rear end in a top hat, OP. You just go out there and be the best crow-pimp you can possibly be! 
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Jun 20, 2015 23:42
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Wizgot posted:I need to find a job this summer that does not require soliciting my body for sex. My dad's been unemployed for a while and my parents can't pay for University anymore. What should I do? http://www.goarmy.com/ 
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Jun 20, 2015 23:52
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the army isn't a company the don't have a .com website
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Jun 20, 2015 23:53
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Have you considered suicide op?
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Jun 20, 2015 23:58
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Get some crows. Teach them to bring you gifts of money found on the sidewalk and in peoples' pockets in exchange for food, shelter, and protection. good idea, I personally use little british boys with funny accents though since they need less food than crows
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Jun 20, 2015 23:59
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Wizgot posted:I need to find a job this summer that does not require soliciting my body for sex. My dad's been unemployed for a while and my parents can't pay for University anymore. What should I do? Came in here to say gay 4 pay. It's the only real option for Millenials, sorry. Anyway, do you want this  or not? 
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Jun 21, 2015 00:01
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Jun 21, 2015 00:01
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I dont know join MLM maybe or start one Or kickstarter it
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Jun 21, 2015 00:13
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:I dont know join MLM maybe or start one I heard of this dude who used to work at Kirby vaccums selling them. Like from 17 to 23 it was his only job. His parents died and left him a shitload of money. Kirby came up to him asked if he wanted to be a partner, took his money, kicked him to another town and told him to start a new office and find his own sales team. Of course he couldn't and lost it all
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Jun 21, 2015 00:16
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Volume posted:I heard of this dude who used to work at Kirby vaccums selling them. Like from 17 to 23 it was his only job. His parents died and left him a shitload of money. Kirby came up to him asked if he wanted to be a partner, took his money, kicked him to another town and told him to start a new office and find his own sales team. Of course he couldn't and lost it all Sounds like he didn't have the drive to succeed and poisoned his own financial well. OP, based on your posts, I'd say that isn't a risk for you.
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Jun 21, 2015 00:22
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Volume posted:I heard of this dude who used to work at Kirby vaccums selling them. Like from 17 to 23 it was his only job. His parents died and left him a shitload of money. Kirby came up to him asked if he wanted to be a partner, took his money, kicked him to another town and told him to start a new office and find his own sales team. Of course he couldn't and lost it all That dude should have tried out for a kicker in the NFL
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Jun 21, 2015 00:24
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my best advice is think of everyone you knew in your life at least a little, call them up and ask if they've got anything on or know anyone especially if these people you knew are at least marginally older than yourself
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