|
This thread is the opposite of mega Just like your penis
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 04:26
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 23:37 |
|
|
Kuato posted:went to a public bathroom recently while I was out of the house for once get a job
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 04:42
|
|
|
gnarlyhotep posted:get a job
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 04:45
|
|
|
I thought you were a communist
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 04:52
|
|
|
Do the public restrooms in question have bidets and heated towels? Asking for a friend.
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 04:53
|
|
|
If no ones around its ok to poo poo directly on the floor in the stall. Otherwise you can always smear the shitbstained toilet paper on the stall walls. Pooping in urinals is popular and can be fun but its better to poo poo in the sink.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 05:14
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 06:34
|
|
|
http://tommycatkins.com/ meow
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 06:39
|
|
|
*slips on all the cum on the tiled floor; is paralyzed for life and receives a kind of ok settlement*
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 06:48
|
|
|
exspurt analcyst posted:*slips on all the cum on the tiled floor; is paralyzed for life and receives a kind of ok settlement* Lol
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 07:05
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 07:10
|
|
|
gnarlyhotep posted:I thought you were a communist if you want to eat you should work, unless you have a pretty good reason otherwise
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 07:30
|
|
|
TEAYCHES posted:if you want to eat you should work, unless you have a pretty good reason otherwise I'll cook you a frozen pizza?
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 07:56
|
|
|
always poo poo; never piss
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 08:10
|
|
|
in european style urinals i enjoy kneeling down until i can cradle my balls on the rim of the urinal, it's very cool and nice on hot summer days
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 08:16
|
|
|
Whenever you get in there, make as much noise, grunt as heavily as you can. Wheeze, and make noises that suggest your prostate is being stimulated by the waste leaving your body. Hit every wall if you can. Slam into every closed door. This is known as "being polite."
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 08:20
|
|
|
CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Whenever you get in there, make as much noise, grunt as heavily as you can. Wheeze, and make noises that suggest your prostate is being stimulated by the waste leaving your body. Hit every wall if you can. Slam into every closed door. was at a goodwill in the magnolia area of seattle there was a homeless guy in the bathroom sounded like he was giving birth. was an entertaining experience, i guess it'd be good if i (and fellow goons), did this for the benefit of the community. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 08:45
|
|
|
I always use the handicap stall both at work and in public, it's so spacious, can really stretch out in there, and relax
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 10:04
|
|
|
Darkman Fanpage posted:dont poop outside of the toilet bowl!!!! A fun game to play at public toilets is to drop a poo poo directly on the seat, then see if you can push it into the water with your piss stream.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 11:01
|
|
|
TEAYCHES posted:if you want to eat you should work, unless you have a pretty good reason otherwise equating useful work with wage labor is pretty right wing tho
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 12:07
|
|
- hi
|
gently caress the Republic. posted:public restrooms is 'a star wars betamax' thing. Someone please link my successful YouTube channel I forgot what its called
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 12:07
|
|
|
it's only acceptable to playfully duck down, reach under the door of nearby stalls, and grab at the occupant's feet, once you hear the first splashes
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 13:06
|
|
|
Pneub posted:A fun game to play at public toilets is to drop a poo poo directly on the seat, then see if you can push it into the water with your piss stream.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 13:10
|
|
|
I try to pee in the same urinal as someone else at the same time.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 13:23
|
|
|
i have two stall-related etiquette points i wish everybody understood - 1. silence your lovely phone while you're pooping. i'm sick of hearing the typing tap sounds (who leaves this enabled anyway?) or the audio from a sportscenter video coming from the stall next to me. 2. if you are bitchmade enough to have to lay down some sort of toilet seat covering, at least flush it when you're done to hide your shame
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 13:26
|
|
|
I like the ones with the tard stalls that have their own private sinks. That way you can wash your rear end instead of using the cheap rear end TP.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2015 14:56
|
|
|
thathonkey posted:who leaves this enabled anyway? a bitchmade turns it off to protect dainty princess ears
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2015 01:22
|
|
|
My stance is so wide.
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2015 02:19
|
|
|
thathonkey posted:i have two stall-related etiquette points i wish everybody understood - true true. qft
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2015 02:27
|
|
|
thathonkey posted:2. if you are bitchmade enough to have to lay down some sort of toilet seat covering, lol if you sit down on a toilet seat cover in human waste. there does not exist a public toilet seat that isn't completely bathed in piss
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2015 02:30
|
|
|
notZaar posted:I like the ones with the tard stalls that have their own private sinks. That way you can wash your rear end instead of using the cheap rear end TP.
|
|
#
?
Sep 4, 2015 19:55
|
|
|
modern "art" 
|
|
#
?
Sep 4, 2015 21:48
|
|
|
ROFLburger posted:lol if you sit down on a toilet seat cover in human waste. there does not exist a public toilet seat that isn't completely bathed in piss the only public bathrooms i take a poo poo in if i can possibly help it are the ones at my office that get cleaned regularly. if the seat was bathed in piss laying down a flimsy toilet seat cover isnt goin to make it any less gross i'd just move on to the next stall or hold it in that sitch. hth!
|
|
#
?
Sep 4, 2015 21:51
|
|
|
Would you like to lay an egg?
|
|
#
?
Sep 4, 2015 21:52
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
|
|
#
?
Sep 4, 2015 22:00
|
|
|
tetsuo posted:leave a buffer urinal. use a stall if none is available. No. I need to take a poo poo. You're making me wait, and probably pissing on the seat, too. Use one of the open urinals. No one's trying to look at your dick.
|
|
#
?
Sep 4, 2015 22:19
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Sep 5, 2015 08:40
|
|
|
Kuato posted:A lot of issues involved with public restrooms really, paints a portrait of people's character. Some of us have very dry skin goddamn it. Have you used that restroom soap with dry skin? 5 minutes later it's like having a pair of stuffed alligators for hands.
|
|
#
?
Sep 5, 2015 09:13
|
|
|
notZaar posted:I like the ones with the tard stalls that have their own private sinks. That way you can wash your rear end instead of using the cheap rear end TP. I have never seen this mythical, holy construction. I doubt they exist. If it did exist, the sink would be piled 8" over the rim with feces within a day.
|
|
#
?
Sep 5, 2015 09:15
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 23:37 |
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
|
|
#
?
Sep 5, 2015 09:16
|
|
