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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lest gently caress

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

mmmm, a nice big one, yes, and put it riight in there, m

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

welcome to the startship entireprise. gently cup my balls

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

phoenix asteroids....... Phoenix asteroids!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

smoke me a kipple, ill be back for braekfast..... klol

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Captain: im the captain of this startship. welcome aboard!

visitor 1: persimmon to come abroad, captain.

captain: granted. we ate on an amazing missions, to space!

visitor 2: i cannot wait.

viitor 1 & 3: me neither!

captain: here are your quarters. please respect the rules of this ship....... all ruled!

visitors: yes, we will captain.

captain:the first rule, do not talk about rules! the second rule...... lets gently caress

visitors: but..... captain.........

captain(?): i am not the captain and i am the janitor! the rule is, you must do a sex on the janitor, i changed all the rules!

real captain: but janitor, you just talked about the rules! you are dismissed, walk the space planks!

janitor: oh, i do not like this,

captain: i am the real captain, now, do a sex on me!

visitors and remaining crew: eye eye, sir! with pleasire!

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Do do do, doe ray me, welcome to starship fucksalot! do me bo woe doe fo so low, this is the theme song, let's have fun and good times in space. Tune in next wek!

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