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http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/how-to-go-down-on-a-girl/quote:The last item in this list is important enough to emphasize. Giving a girl a full body erotic massage is possibly the best thing you can do to prime a girl’s mind and body before going down on her. It gives her time to acclimate to being naked. It shows her that you care. It relaxes her body, which in turn eases any mental anxiety she may have, which in turn makes her body more willing and able to experience a full orgasm later. Plus, an erotic massage is obviously going to get anyone horny. The longer she’s horny the more the delayed gratification will build up inside of her. The bigger the build up, the better the orgasm. quote:The important thing to remember here is that women aren’t soda machines. You don’t press a series of preprogramed buttons and expect to get a drink out of her. You don’t master sex by memorizing women’s pressure points and then striking them in the right sequence. quote:When you get there [the clit], don’t try to be creative. I’ve read in several men’s magazines that a great way to make a girl cum is to spell out the alphabet with your tongue on the clit. I’m convinced that they tell you this to make sure that you remain sexually inept so you have to keep buying men’s magazines for advice. The alphabet thing doesn’t work because it’s not rhythmic. Women need constant rhythm to orgasm just like men. quote:Going down on a girl is about more than just swapping bodily fluids and eliciting a chemical reaction in each other’s pleasure organs. Look at it from the girl’s point of view. Her vagina is her most private, most sacred part of her body. Very few people in all of eternity will ever get to see or touch it. So getting to go down on her is a privilege that you should be honored to experience. So don’t view going down on a girl as an icky challenge. View it as a sincere and flattering compliment. quote:If a girl ever stops you while you’re going down on her and says something like, “You got me so hot. I can’t wait any longer. Put it in me now,” there’s a 65 percent chance she’s really saying, “You suck. Let’s hurry up and gently caress and get this disappointing charade over with.” quote:If your jaw hurts when you’re done it just means you’re not going down on her enough. Most dudes think they have strong dick game (false) and they suck at eating pussy. hope this helps!
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Far too much work. Stick the dick in, 30secs loving, BAM I'm done. Thanks love, bye.
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Jun 21, 2015 16:43
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when are you supposed to suck her dick
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spud posted:Far too much work. Stick the dick in, 30secs loving, BAM I'm done. Thanks love, bye. post+avatar=5
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hmm a very interesting read, thank you, I shall study.
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i daren't.
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If a girl ever stops you while you’re going down on her and says something like, “You got me so hot. I can’t wait any longer. Put it in me now,” there’s a 95 percent chance she’s fictional
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Jun 21, 2015 16:54
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Uh why would I eat out a prostitute? That's disgusting.
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Jun 21, 2015 16:56
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Stick your tongue out like a panting dog and shake your head, its not hard.
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notZaar posted:Uh why would I eat out a prostitute? That's disgusting. I always think this when I watch porn. That's gonorrhea! You are eating GONORRHEA!
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Jun 21, 2015 17:01
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Definitely have a problem with my jaw getting sore but this article gives no tangible advice on that???
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Jun 21, 2015 17:02
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Thanx 4 posting i learned a lot
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eating pussy is literally the only thing im good at, im a tragedy at everything else
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Khorne posted:Definitely have a problem with my jaw getting sore but this article gives no tangible advice on that??? I thought the advice from the OP was fairly clear and accurate
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Khorne posted:Definitely have a problem with my jaw getting sore but this article gives no tangible advice on that??? Train your jaw muscle with lots of gum chewing and public speaking.
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Professor Shark posted:I always think this when I watch porn. Actually there are very stick rules regarding testing in the pornogrophy industry. So much that here in LA Chatsworth isn't even the spot anymore because the law requires actors to wear a condom. It's very sad because it has cost a lot of jobs. People think it's just actors and actresses but it isn't, they can go film anywhere but what happens to all the PAs and grips and camera men and editors and even craft service people who are out of a job now? Ever think of that Garectti you Pepsi drinker
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Frijolero posted:eating pussy is literally the only thing im good at, im a tragedy at everything else 
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i will not take advice from a sloth bunch of ullillia-looking motherfuckers 
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You have a cock for a reason
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Universe Master posted:You have a cock for a reason Yeah so you have something to put in a girls mouth after you finish going down on her.
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Nooner posted:Actually there are very stick rules regarding testing in the pornogrophy industry. So much that here in LA Chatsworth isn't even the spot anymore because the law requires actors to wear a condom. It's very sad because it has cost a lot of jobs. People think it's just actors and actresses but it isn't, they can go film anywhere but what happens to all the PAs and grips and camera men and editors and even craft service people who are out of a job now? Ever think of that Garectti you Pepsi drinker ashley blue talked on Howard Stern/ her book (can't remember) about how every porn star has chlamydia and other STI's. EVERY ONE. She laughed about how she slept with some celeb and gave it to him. Pornstars hook on the side. Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee retired and went on tour as strippers... def not whoring. Lexxxi Lockhart retired and very blatantly on twitter said she was now a traveling prostitute.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo My manifesto
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honey, prepare to be erotically massaged
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POWERBALL posted:http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/how-to-go-down-on-a-girl/ really makes you think op we all need to up our beef curtain game
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Professor Shark posted:ashley blue talked on Howard Stern/ her book (can't remember) about how every porn star has chlamydia and other STI's. EVERY ONE. She laughed about how she slept with some celeb and gave it to him. Didn't a bunch of pornstars put up ads for average joes to "make a short amateur porn film" @ something like $500 an hour right after the 2009 crash? (definitely not whoring)
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Sometimes I feel like women are stupidly complicated. "Acclimate her to being naked" "ease mental anxiety to increase liklihood of an orgasm" etc etc Guys are easy as gently caress in comparison. Just don't use teeth you pretty much can't go wrong.
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Moridin920 posted:Sometimes I feel like women are stupidly complicated. That's because girl sexuality is complicated and slow-burning. You have to rev it up, you can't just jump right in there. Guys get horny like as soon as you touch them or they see boobs.
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pro tip lace her drink with X
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quote:Going down on a girl is about more than just swapping bodily fluids and eliciting a chemical reaction in each other’s pleasure organs. Look at it from the girl’s point of view. Her vagina is her most private, most sacred part of her body. Very few people in all of eternity will ever get to see or touch it. really the exact opposite of my dick 
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I'm tongue tied. FML.
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Blistex posted:Didn't a bunch of pornstars put up ads for average joes to "make a short amateur porn film" @ something like $500 an hour right after the 2009 crash? (definitely not whoring) Not sure, I just know that after 2008 the industry got bad. A lot of veterans left, citing production companies ripping them off on a regular basis, and with them having a fan base becoming escorts/ prostitutes/ stripper/ all 3 was a better option. There was that one pornstar that posted on SA... Riley something maybe?... who had her schedule online. It was all empty haha
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notZaar posted:Uh why would I eat out a prostitute? That's disgusting. There's no taste quite like it, you're missing out.
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How am I supposed to eat out a comic on e-hentai.org?
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quote:Her vagina is her most private, most sacred part of her body. Very few people in all of eternity will ever get to see or touch it. Like that has nothing to do with women and everything to do with the puritan values in this stupid country. It's just a vagina get over it.
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part the sacred beef curtains
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My mouth is full of pillow stuffing now. THANKS FOR THAT OP!! (sarcasm).
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King of Bees posted:My mouth is full of pillow stuffing now. THANKS FOR THAT OP!! (sarcasm).  uhh...
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Parallax Scroll posted:when are you supposed to suck her dick when you finish on yourself and she asks for a turn
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