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I'm working on a time travel device so that I can go back to 1992 and sexually abuse Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:02 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 10:52 |
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You'rea really bad poster so I dunno how you got accepted in FYAD long enough to make 11000 posts.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:03 |
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I'll have to get there at a time when JTT is not being sexually abused by his manager, his parents, or Tim Allen, so this is going to require pinpoint accuracy as that's a very very small window.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:03 |
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POWERBALL posted:You'rea really bad poster so I dunno how you got accepted in FYAD long enough to make 11000 posts.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:04 |
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I've already used my time dimension crossing washing machine to see that your plan does not work out
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:09 |
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Holy god damned gently caress, thank you thank you! 1992. Perfect. You and your time machine have the potential to make such a profound life changing difference you can't imagine. Thank you Jesus and time machine guy, thank you I need you to go and find sophomore-in-high-school me and pass along this exact message, and you MUST get it to me before 3:56pm on October 17th : Set the VCR to record Mother, Jugs and Speed. It is on channel 12. THANKS
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:13 |
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i want to use it to go back in time to before i read this lovely thread
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:14 |
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thathonkey posted:i want to use it to go back in time to before i read this lovely thread That's within the abilities of my device, at least as far as I have it planned. Really the applications for my device are limitless, but I intend to use it to sexually abuse the preteen heartthrob JTT.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:16 |
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There may be a commercial model at some point, at which time you can do whatever you wish.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:17 |
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Yea go back to 92 and show them what a real haircut looks like:
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:18 |
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I'm from the future. If you do that, Senator JTT will channel that hatred by entering politics and eventually win the presidency in the special 2033 recall of chelsea clinton (R). There's no conflict or anything and he eventually mandates all cars to run on solar power and transexuality and life is p sweet. edit: this is the worst post I have ever made. i am printing it out so i can decopage it into my college acceptance letter ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jun 21, 2015 |
# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:22 |
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actually op i already invented a time machine and i went to the year 3000 not much has changed but we live underwater, and your great great great grandaughter... is pretty fine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhTZdS1-010
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:28 |
budhists believe that reincarnation is not consecutive, so when you die you COULD in fact get reborn in an earlier time, such as 1992 theres a hidden meaning in this post op, lets see if you can figure it out
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:29 |
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Son of Rodney posted:budhists believe that reincarnation is not consecutive, so when you die you COULD in fact get reborn in an earlier time, such as 1992 thats loving racist bro
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:31 |
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Should go back in time and rape yourself instead imo
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:35 |
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DO NOT FORGET MOTHER JUGS AND SPEED
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 21:37 |
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POWERBALL posted:You'rea really bad poster [op]....
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 22:19 |
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Maybe. It's not important to me.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 22:46 |
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op im a bad poster too
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 22:55 |
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voted 1 because your thread is #1 op, gj
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 23:08 |
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 23:35 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:op im a bad poster too
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 23:38 |
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OP I really thought this was a bad thread but then I couldn't stop thinking about it and time and space and developing a mental picture of enormous strands of probability and energy naturally holding the past and future together while changing simultaneously and JTT and Im changing my vote to a 4 pretty good idea I guess.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 23:42 |
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OP use the time machine to go back 6 months before you were born and push your mother down a flight of stairs. That way you would never have grown up to use a time machine to go back 6 months before you were born and push your mother down a flight of stairs. (no offence to you, I just want to see how this paradox resolves itself)
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 00:08 |
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Family guy levels of humour OP
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 00:47 |
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VoxIsMyCowboy posted:Family guy levels of humour OP Maybe. I've never watched it.
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 00:55 |
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i wish i could go back in time before i read this thread!!!
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 00:56 |
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Doctor J Off posted:i wish i could go back in time before i read this thread!!! Someone already made that post, but I'll let it slide. It's a pretty solid joke considering the subject matter of the thread
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 00:57 |
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If you had a time machine I would suggest going back in time and killing yourself before you can make this thread
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 01:00 |
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Windows 98 posted:If you had a time machine I would suggest going back in time and killing yourself before you can make this thread A tantalizing proposition.
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 01:20 |
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Hey everybody, hold up. I got a joke. Dig it: Hey, OP, use your time machine to travel backwards through time and either do bad things to yourself or prevent yourself from doing an undesirable thing in the future! Get it?
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 01:32 |