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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Whats the best kind to eat?

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
asian rice

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Brown imho.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Unless this was some weird sexual innuendo, in which case white for sure.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I.N.R.I posted:

Whats the best kind to eat?

My white rice identifies as brown rice and has been helping fellow brown rice escape the horrible day to day life in the rice paddy. The living situation is dirty and constant flooding so much of the brown rice wants to be empowered and move from the rice slums.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
white rice is unironically the best

asian food? white rice

chiptole? white rice

sushi? white rice

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

My white rice identifies as brown rice and has been helping fellow brown rice escape the horrible day to day life in the rice paddy. The living situation is dirty and constant flooding so much of the brown rice wants to be empowered and move from the rice slums.

Really good joke

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Unless this was some weird sexual innuendo, in which case white for sure.

Did you think of that one yourself?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

I.N.R.I posted:

Did you think of that one yourself?
:confused:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
They're both still fairly low on nutrients. White rice mixes with other stuff a lot better, though.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ray rice.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
black rice

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Condoleeza Rice imo

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
rice makes lovely beer/liquor and should be eradicated imho

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.
Brown rice is the whitest food in the world.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I always get white rice with chipotle and with orange chicken at panda express.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
brown for burritos and stuff and white for sushi and the like.
I'm glad I had a venue for this. I feel like people care.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Fried rice

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like white rice with lots of soy sauce, OP

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you can get the best of both worlds by taking a dump on white rice and then eating it.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
jasmine

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

white for sushi

brown for everything else

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
White spikes that blood sugar, gives you metabolic syndrome

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Brown rice is pretty good. White rice is literal garbage food.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Brown rice is bad and only useful if you eat a nutrient deficient diet like a third worlder.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
eat wheat like a goddamned civilized person

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Brown rice tastes better in my opinion, but the texture is not ideal.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
brown is the superior rice for everyday eating but white rice is better for things like sticky rice and risottos. my favorite rice tho is kozy shack rice pudding

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

the great deceiver posted:

brown is the superior rice for everyday eating but white rice is better for things like sticky rice and risottos. my favorite rice tho is kozy shack rice pudding

suck my dick

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

if u coat it in kozy shack pudding i might ;)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Happy Bear Suit posted:

white for sushi

brown for everything else

wisdom

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
My doctor said i needed to start eating healtheir so I switched to brown rice. It wasn't easy at first but I feel good knowing I'm doing the right thing for my body

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I hope you get beriberi.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
white rice with brown gravy on the top of the white rice

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

That's riceism!

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Happy Bear Suit posted:

white for sushi

brown for everything else

bpfffffffffff

naem
May 29, 2011

Brown has fiber and B vitamins

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

naem posted:

Brown has fiber and B vitamins

White has privilege

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feller
Jul 5, 2006


op you been in a bad mood lately do you wanna talk about it? i got some sangria and some wine coolers

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