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I want to make sure I'm fully prepared for my trip. Have any of you goons been there before? Is there anything I should know so I don't get thrown in prison for forty years?
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Jun 22, 2015 02:19
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I.... Oh who gives a gently caress
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Jun 22, 2015 02:21
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Pay extra for a gypsy's airbnb.
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Jun 22, 2015 02:21
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tattoo crosses all over your body and eat all the garlic you can. Wrap yourself up in it. Never let anyone into your house or hotel room. Don't go out at night.
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Jun 22, 2015 02:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZLPJuy9oyQ
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Jun 22, 2015 02:23
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check out the pet shop
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Jun 22, 2015 02:23
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  Transylvania looks like it owns for a vacation trip
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Jun 22, 2015 02:24
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1. you won't get thrown into prison unless you rape kids 2. keep your money safe. Your pockets aren't safe. Our gipsies can steal your socks without taking your shoes off and you won't even feel it. 3. don't use taxis. At the airport get the taxi they call for you, not the ones outside 4. Stay away from gipsy girls 5. don't fall asleep on the train. 6. Keep your gadgets hidden, and nothing in your back pockets. 7. tip. 8. If you get in trouble, remember that bribe is a well respected institution. use it wisely 9. Only change your money at authorised exchange houses or you'll getripped off. 10. Pretty much all ATMs have a withdrawal fee PS: I'm Romanian. PM me with your route if you need more
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Jun 22, 2015 02:30
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ChlorophileAddict posted:1. you won't get thrown into prison unless you rape kids I'm sure you'll keep him safe......for a fee.
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Jun 22, 2015 02:32
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if you make vampire jokes people in tourism related businesses will pretend to be amused but actually loathe you with every fiber of their being. everyone else will just hate you openly.
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Jun 22, 2015 02:33
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transilvania is a light bulb that chops its dick off
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Jun 22, 2015 02:46
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Jose Oquendo posted:I'm sure you'll keep him safe......for a fee. no, I don't live in Romania anymore.
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Jun 22, 2015 02:48
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you will probably be hungry so bring some snacks.
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Jun 22, 2015 02:53
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ASSASSINS! posted:you will probably be hungry so bring some snacks. nah, the food in ROmania is amazing. Just be careful, the natives of transylvania aka ardeleni are... well, very slow. you'll get bored until one finishes a phrase.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:15
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I really REALLY want to make vampire jokes
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Jun 22, 2015 03:36
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everyone's a transexual
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