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Action packed two hours of lush scenery and epic Dino's vs. what seemed like six hours of unimaginative desert and the most uninspired "bad guys" imaginable. Deal with it.
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Foid One posted:Action packed two hours of lush scenery and epic Dino's vs. what seemed like six hours of unimaginative desert and the most uninspired "bad guys" imaginable. Deal with it. I will punch your eye, through the socket, with my cock, for two hours, until the pressure plunges your eyeball out your nasal cavity, AND that would still be less amazing to watch than MM. Tip: Learn to drink before movies. hth Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jun 22, 2015 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I will punch your eye, through the socket, with my cock, until it plunges out your nasal cavity, for two hours, AND that would still be less amazing to watch than MM. You have fail aids. It's terminal
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Jun 22, 2015 02:51
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Those other 4 or 5 Jurassic Park threads just weren't doing it, I have faith in this one. One could almost say Jurassic Park threads are out of containment
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Jun 22, 2015 02:55
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remember when the guy that sprays paint into his mouth karate kicked max who was hanging upside down on a speeding truck about 8 horizontal feet turning him right side up so he could land on another speeding truck
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Jun 22, 2015 02:55
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I remember one guy was named The Doof Warrior and that Charlize Theron can def pull off the shaved head look.
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Jun 22, 2015 02:59
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actually both were pretty mediocre and overhyped by millennials who don't know better
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:actually both were pretty mediocre and overhyped by millennials who don't know better It was fun to watch the people whose entire lives revolve around a movie for a month
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Jun 22, 2015 03:08
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Eh, nice try OP. Contrarian opinion and then you sit back hoping we'll all jump in red faced and shaking with impotent rage.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:09
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Foid One posted:the most uninspired "bad guys" imaginable
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Jun 22, 2015 03:09
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Not enough civilian tourists got eaten in Jurassic World.. the commercials made it seem like it was gonna be a slaughter.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:19
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Varg posted:Not enough civilian tourists got eaten in Jurassic World.. the commercials made it seem like it was gonna be a slaughter. Did you not see the bird scene? It was epic.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:23
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i troll you lol you hate my post it makes you mad
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Jun 22, 2015 03:23
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Did you not see the giant fish Dino ? Or did you think the steam punk baddies from mad max were better? Lulz.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:24
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Hey sir I DISAGREE AND AM NOW VERY ANGRY
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Jun 22, 2015 03:26
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Testikles posted:Eh, nice try OP. Contrarian opinion and then you sit back hoping we'll all jump in red faced and shaking with impotent rage.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:26
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Lol if you think I'm "trolling" and not spitting fact.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:27
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Foid One posted:You have fail aids. It's terminal Jesus. Go back to reddit.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:28
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you see i know my options are that i'm trolling (and bad at it) or totally loving retarded so i'm gunna buckle down on that totally retarded option
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NecroMonster posted:you see i know my options are that i'm trolling (and bad at it) or totally loving retarded so i'm gunna buckle down on that totally retarded option You seem really baffled by the idea that someone could recognize jurAssic world as an objectively better action flax from mad max OP
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Jun 22, 2015 03:30
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Maybe if it was opposite day.
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*literally shaking with rage, wax-colored sweat pouring down my face* *stands up, throwing laptop to the side, and punches wall* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH" *start breathing too hard, have to sit down*
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Jun 22, 2015 03:39
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get hosed, OP
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Jun 22, 2015 03:40
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more like jurASSic HURL
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Jun 22, 2015 03:41
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I just watched mad max and it was retardedly good so
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Jun 22, 2015 03:41
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Lol look at you that's adorable
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Foid One posted:You seem really baffled by the idea that someone could recognize jurAssic world as an objectively better action flax from mad max OP
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Jun 22, 2015 03:57
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I haven't seen Mad Max, but I know the OP is wrong.
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Foid One posted:You seem really baffled by the idea that someone could recognize jurAssic world as an objectively better action flax from mad max OP i don't think you know what "objectively" means op hth
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Thank you for sharing op
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Jun 22, 2015 04:07
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mad max was like 500000000000 hours long. I went to the bathroom twice and din't give a poo poo because nothing happened during the whole movie.
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Mad max was basically Zybourne Clock, the movie.
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It made more money, ergo it's obviously better.
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Mad max fans be all like "oh hey a mad max thread to discuss mad max within" Drooling child baby cgi Dino product placements the movie fans are all "duh gotta talk about mah movie what's all these Jurassic park threads about? I dunno I like poo poo better make another thread to talk about Dino movie more better"
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Nodelphi posted:It made more money, ergo it's obviously better. It is pretty funny how hard Mad Max bombed.
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Nodelphi posted:It made more money, ergo it's obviously better. Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, and Garth Brooks are better than Metallica. Theory confirmed.
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Jun 22, 2015 05:13
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Million Ghosts posted:get hosed, OP
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I would agree with that OP.
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