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naem
May 29, 2011

Hobohemian posted:

It is pretty funny how hard Mad Max bombed.

It's made $350 million so far on a $150 million budget

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Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, and Garth Brooks are better than Metallica.

Theory confirmed.

They are tho.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Jesus Christ. Trolling is about making people angry, not making them think you're retarded.

That's the difference between a manifesto and macaroni art.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
it was ok, i'm assuming if dinosaurs are your thing you'll prefer the dinosaur movie. can't believe that asian guy is like 55 myself, most interesting part of the whole movie imho :shrug:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I saw it and it was actually retarded

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
The raptors were basically loving dogs that literally communicated by talking to each other/that dumb hybrid t-rex and it was the only time I've cringed in a theater aside from seeing cabin fever

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
jimmy buffett, the hero of the movie. Risking life and limb for the taste of the islands.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
MODDS???

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
i havent seen jurassic park but mad max WAS AWESOME

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


this is all i remember

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Frankenstyle posted:

Jesus Christ. Trolling is about making people angry, not making them think you're retarded.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

transformers 4 is better than every movie

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I dunno, movies about post-apocalyptic car-battles and movies about genetically-engineered dinosaurs are difficult to compare on similar levels; they both cover really rad concepts. It's like comparing apples to oranges.

Now, if we lived in a world where a Cadillacs and Dinosaurs film existed, we'd be onto something.

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

Nodelphi posted:

It made more money, ergo it's obviously better.

holy poo poo 1bil...

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
maybe different people enjoy different things and enjoy them differently

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume they both were bad. Look forward to watching youtube clips of their most notable scenes and reading their plot summaries on Wikipedia, if I care enough.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Kyrie eleison posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume they both were bad. Look forward to watching youtube clips of their most notable scenes and reading their plot summaries on Wikipedia, if I care enough.

ok

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

numberoneposter posted:

transformers 4 is better than every movie

this man gets it

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
http://jacobbacharach.com/2015/06/15/a-public-assembly-facilities-manager-considers-jurassic-world/

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
My favorite part is when the Irex is all "WITNESS ME" and sprays that poo poo in his face before he eats the people!


Basically what I'm saying here is do drugs.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I dunno, did Jurrassic World have a dude's entire face getting ripped out by a big-rig?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mad max is from mars, jurassic world from uranus. hth, op

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Nobody actually likes Mad Max the movie. They just love the setting and the idea of it.

edit: Wait is there a new Mad Max?

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Which movie has a toy line?


That movie is for children.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Khorne posted:

Nobody actually likes Mad Max the movie. They just love the setting and the idea of it.

edit: Wait is there a new Mad Max?
yep, fury road. max is still just tryin' to mind his business but runs into another crazy warlord, it's pretty sweet

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Jurrassic World wants to remind you that all professional women should stop being such a cold fish and have babies.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

quakster posted:

yep, fury road. max is still just tryin' to mind his business but runs into another crazy warlord, it's pretty sweet
I hope it's pretty sweet because I am going to watch it for sure.

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer
Mad Max Fury Road owns.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ANAmal.net posted:

Mad Max Fury Road owns some dinosaurs and then opened up a park

spoilers dude!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
excuse me op but have you seen how many madmax emoticons we have now

how many dinosour emotes are there? mm hmm

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Why doesn't it have raptor claws on its feet? That would be so much more badass. Also it should spit poison.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

more like cuddlefish

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Foid One posted:

Did you not see the bird scene? It was epic.
I did and I was kinda disappointed by that scene tbh. Yeah that assistant's death was awesome but other than that, meh.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Imagine a crossover called Jurassic Max

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

lol if im going to allow a garbage dick to tell me anything

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


you can tell mad max was a great movie because people make low effort 'troll' threads saying its bad. if it was bad theyd be making threads saying it was good.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I saw the Jurassic World trailer before seeing Mad Max, which was good, and the dinosaurs look worse than they did in 1993.

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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
Haven't seen fury road but I can tell you Jurassic world is tough to beat in terms of complete loving garbage

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