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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Open up the SA search
Type in... quoting:"your username"
Check the GBS checkbox and only GBS checkbox

If the results come back with "Showing results 1 to 10 of 500 results" then youre not white noise and congratulations

If you get anything less than 500 then divide your post rate from your profile by that number and thats how white noise you are (lower is better)

if you do have the 500 then click the last page of the search results to see how many days back it goes
divide 1 by your post rate times the number of days and thats how not at all white noise you are on a scale from 0 to 1 where 1 is the opposite of white noise





but make sure youre not using search at the same time as anyone else since that would probably lock up the forums

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
its time to die. im so sorry.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

quote:

Quoting the username 'Enfield'
Showing results 1 to 0 of 0 results. Query took 0.01 seconds to complete.
no im so sorry :(
maybe someone can recommend a nice hospice for you to live out the rest of your days in

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
ok

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im sorry it didnt even seem possible to me that there would be people whove never been quoted before
ever

this is beyond comprehension

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
mods please install suicide nets around the perimeter of this thread

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

gary oldmans diary posted:

no im so sorry :(
maybe someone can recommend a nice hospice for you to live out the rest of your days in

i am powerful of body and mind. tomorrow may never come

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
10000 posts is but a fart into a tornado

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
naw

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
naturally fyad posts in your post history diqualify you from accurate testing what with negative post count shenanigans

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
0.0010526315789474 op is that good please validate my dumb gay rear end

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
thats bullshit, i typed "your username" into the search like 20 times now and nothing comes up, pure bullshit

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

SonofsiIversign posted:

please validate my dumb gay rear end
thats not within my power

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
your formula doesn't account for namechanges, shitlorde

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

ANIME IS BLO0D posted:

your formula doesn't account for namechanges, shitlorde
this wouldnt hold back a non-white noise poster

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Jun 24, 2015

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

gary oldmans diary posted:

the name on your old posts also changes dumbass

it doesn't in quotes

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
im not a whitenoise poster, that would imply someone read my are posts

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

ANIME IS BLO0D posted:

it doesn't in quotes
you should be getting quoted constantly if you dont suck

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

"whitenoise" or "attention whore" tough choice lol

i like being white noise. i could call the mad archivist a human being any time i want without reprisal

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it doesn't in quotes

you're a human being.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
You'd think that whitenoise would be soothing, eh? but whatever pleases you plat plebes doing your mutual admiration society thing gay

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
lol if you paid $10 to post on an internet forum and then another $10 to search said internet forum

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
dicks

several dicks

also, this thread

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
as a white nose poster, i, lite frisk, only post while on a cocaine bender

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

"whitenoise" or "attention whore" tough choice lol

i like being white noise. i could call the mad archivist a human being any time i want without reprisal

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
maybe search just doesnt see your guys posts and thats why the quotes arent turning up



why should it be any different :laugh:

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
I started reading but then there were so many steps that I just completely phased out sorry op

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

calculate deez nuts bitch rear end op




HA

GOTEEM

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Cantaloupe posted:

lol if you paid $10 to post on an internet forum and then another $10 to search said internet forum

i think 25 dollars (avatar) for eight years worth of entertainment is pretty good

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Cantaloupe posted:

lol if you paid $10 to post on an internet forum and then another $10 to search said internet forum

lol if you paid for an avatar

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I get quoted a lot on something awful dot com.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Matey posted:

lol if you paid for an avatar

well look at lord matey over here

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Miltank posted:

I get quoted a lot on something awful dot com.
i cant even get quoted a lot on somethingawful.com

i got a :10bux: hanging out my fly right now but am getting nothing

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
owned

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Thingyman posted:

well look at lord matey over here

it's no big deal baby. I can hook you up on the cheap. Just paypal me $3 dollars and I'll get it squared away but don't go snitchin alright? Wouldn't wanna have to cyberbully you or anything

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831643&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post475694634
actually its if lowtax has ever quoted and replired to your post, which he has, to me

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i like to both post, and not post

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

gary oldmans diary posted:

you should be getting quoted constantly if you dont suck

But also if you do suck, as you so ably demonstrated with AIB

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

My Q-Face posted:

But also if you do suck, as you so ably demonstrated with AIB
is that some kind of acronym i should recognize
either way i get quoted and emptyquoted evryeday

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