Pennsylvania is the worst state in the country.

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basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

IM GOING TO A PA DMV TODAY

WILL TRIP REPORT

# ? Jun 22, 2015 15:59

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:10

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

basement jihadist posted:

IM GOING TO A PA DMV TODAY

WILL TRIP REPORT

At the absolute worst my PA DMV experiences have been like 1000 times better than the hellmouths known as the Maryland DMV

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:03

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

raditts posted:

At the absolute worst my PA DMV experiences have been like 1000 times better than the hellmouths known as the Maryland DMV

tell me about the maryland DMV

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:04

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Lawman 0 posted:

tell me about the maryland DMV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWkkxgRi3fE

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:07

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

its florida or texas gently caress its most of the south

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:08

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Fair enough on 1-4, but what loving state doesn't have dog licenses or lovely weather? To the latter don't say California because now they have megadrought so gently caress them too.

They could have made places to hold in all the water they get one day of the year, but their government was too busy spending those high taxes on regulated hookers and legalized blow.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:08

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

what the hell is a dog license

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:12

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

You're allowed to ride your dog (only a bigger one, like a german shepherd or something) on the road with a license. Must stay off highways though, same general rules as horses.

hosed if you get caught riding without one.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:15

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

We got sheetz though mother fucker so suck my fat dick

Sheetz is gross compared to Wawa but still better than the convenience options other states have

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wawa is fine if you suck as a human being and don't live near a sheetz

poo poo Pennsyltucky rednecks say

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:20

The B_36: Jul 10, 2012

All your states are the worst state, because, lets be honest here - your country kinda blows.

You should all move to Canada, we have lots of frozen tundra up north, and we could use a bunch of dirty foreigners to do our menial labour jobs.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:21

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

wawa uber alles you loving middle pa slackjaws you loving state college pedophiles

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:22

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Darkman Fanpage posted:

wawa uber alles you loving middle pa slackjaws you loving state college pedophiles

this dude gets it

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:23

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Darkman Fanpage posted:

wawa uber alles you loving middle pa slackjaws you loving state college pedophiles

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:23

Hollis Brownsound: Apr 2, 2009; by Lowtax

Nowhere on the dog license does it ask anything about shot records. It exists only to make you spend $35 a year or you may get fined if you leave your dog at a kennel.

I legit did not know you could buy 12 packs at the beer distributor now.

gently caress the Republic. posted:

Ya'll must live in the barbaric lands between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

Sucks for you.

I live in the gerrymandered to hell district that Rick Santorum actually hails from just south of Pittsburgh. I'd actually take hicks over the nouveau riche white trash oil and gas assholes that inhabit my town.

10. Everything about the roads in Pittsburgh. The tunnels are always at a dead stop day or night. The Parkway is the most ill conceived roadway in America. The locals have no loving clue what right of way laws actually are, instead they operate by a completely made up set of rules that make everything move at a snails pace.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:24

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

they sell faygo at sheetz. you know who buys faygo?

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:25

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Pittsburgh sucks. Philadelphia and its surrounding counties should be its own state, because everything more than 1 county away from Philly is just poo poo.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:25

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Hollis Brownsound posted:

Nowhere on the dog license does it ask anything about shot records. It exists only to make you spend $35 a year or you may get fined if you leave your dog at a kennel.

I legit did not know you could buy 12 packs at the beer distributor now.

I live in the gerrymandered to hell district that Rick Santorum actually hails from just south of Pittsburgh. I'd actually take hicks over the nouveau riche white trash oil and gas assholes that inhabit my town.

10. Everything about the roads in Pittsburgh. The tunnels are always at a dead stop day or night. The Parkway is the most ill conceived roadway in America. The locals have no loving clue what right of way laws actually are, instead they operate by a completely made up set of rules that make everything move at a snails pace.

Well you live near Pittsburgh, that explains everything

Darkman Fanpage posted:

wawa uber alles you loving middle pa slackjaws you loving state college pedophiles

If you live in Pennsylvania and don't go to Rutters or Redners then what the gently caress are you even

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:36

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Duquesne brewery in Latrobe are making a beer in honor Joe Paterno the dude who let kids get molested so he could keep winning football games

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/13128842/pennsylvania-brewery-honoring-joe-paterno-special-beer

Pretty sure they have Sheetz in Latrobe

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:37

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

penn state says wrestling in the showers is cool

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:39

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:40

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

guy with the red hair : "i saw sandusky buttfucking a kid in the showers but i thought i'd tell you instead of the cops!"
paterno: "like i give a gently caress football!!!"

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:41

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Darkman Fanpage posted:

guy with the red hair : "i saw sandusky buttfucking a kid in the showers but i thought i'd tell you instead of the cops!"
paterno: "im going to go get some greasy fried poo poo from sheetz"

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:42

Obligatory Toast: Mar 19, 2007; What am I reading here??

Hollis Brownsound posted:

Pennsylvania loving blows. Here's a list of reasons why

1.Liquor stores are state run and never open when you need to go

2.It is IMPOSSIBLE to but a goddamn 12 pack of beer. You can either go to a Six Pack shop and pay double what it would cost anywhere else, or go to a beer distributor where you have to buy a case even if it's 2 12 packs put together, you still have to buy both.

3.Once a year car inspections. Jesus christ, every year I have to bring my car to a shady mechanic for him to fleece my out of money buy fixing poo poo that isn't broken. Even if you bought a new car in 2014 it still has to be inspected in 2015. It's the most devious tax on the poor in any state.

4. Gas Wells

5. 6% sales tax

6. Dog Licences.

7.The loving weather

This could all be said about virginia, but we have beer and wine in our grocery stores/convenience stores.

Also virginia rules compared to every state it borders.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:44

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Darkman Fanpage posted:

they sell faygo at sheetz. you know who buys faygo?

faygots?

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:44

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Hollis Brownsound posted:

Pennsylvania loving blows. Here's a list of reasons why

1.Liquor stores are state run and never open when you need to go

2.It is IMPOSSIBLE to but a goddamn 12 pack of beer. You can either go to a Six Pack shop and pay double what it would cost anywhere else, or go to a beer distributor where you have to buy a case even if it's 2 12 packs put together, you still have to buy both.

3.Once a year car inspections. Jesus christ, every year I have to bring my car to a shady mechanic for him to fleece my out of money buy fixing poo poo that isn't broken. Even if you bought a new car in 2014 it still has to be inspected in 2015. It's the most devious tax on the poor in any state.

4. Gas Wells

5. 6% sales tax

6. Dog Licences.

7.The loving weather

As a non alcoholic it sounds like there's no reasno to dislike it, 6 percent sales tax is 2 percent less than ours and you guys can still buy 25 round magazines. Stop whining, buy some fireworks too.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:44

Nascardad: Oct 22, 2009; "Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

you suck. PA is the best state.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:44

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

JakeP posted:

Philadelphia and its surrounding counties should be its own state, because everything more than 1 county away from Philly is just poo poo.

came here to post this

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:45

Obligatory Toast: Mar 19, 2007; What am I reading here??

Darkman Fanpage posted:

wawa uber alles you loving middle pa slackjaws you loving state college pedophiles

But also this

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:45

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Darkman Fanpage posted:

guy with the red hair : "i saw sandusky buttfucking a kid in the showers but i thought i'd tell you instead of the cops!"
paterno: "like i give a gently caress football!!!"

my favorite part is joe paterno was always a butthurt loser crybaby

Joe Paterno shits his pants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vHPh-CO8jM
Joe Paterno cries after meeting Nick Saban: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMvjRdyZMFM

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:48

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

extra stout posted:

Stop whining, buy some fireworks too.

Actually that's another one of those hosed up laws. Only non-residents can buy good fireworks in PA. You can buy them, but then you have to take them back to your state to light them off. PA residents can buy sparklers and firecrackers.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:48

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Philadelphia is nice if you like loser bitch sports teams and a bunch of people who cannot say water correctly.

Yinz Pa is best Pa.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:48

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

NotWearingPants posted:

Actually that's another one of those hosed up laws. Only non-residents can buy good fireworks in PA. You can buy them, but then you have to take them back to your state to light them off. PA residents can buy sparklers and firecrackers.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:50

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Also anyone who says Wawa has better food than Sheetz can suck my fried mac'n'cheese loving rear end in a top hat

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:50

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Like PA alcohol laws aren't the best, but they really aren't the worst. You can still buy a 6pack of beer at 1:59 AM on a Sunday night.

I just moved to MA and beer sales stop at like 10 or 11PM every night, except Sunday where they stop at like 7 or something puritan as poo poo.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:51

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Also anyone who says Wawa has better food than Sheetz can suck my fried mac'n'cheese loving rear end in a top hat

How can you be 100 miles from philly and not be able to get a cheese steak that isn't complete rear end (or pizza, or any hoagie at all)

Enjoy your frozen fried food instead I guess

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:52

Obligatory Toast: Mar 19, 2007; What am I reading here??

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Also anyone who says Wawa has better food than Sheetz can suck my fried mac'n'cheese loving rear end in a top hat

sheetz is a great place to go if you love having diarrhea.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:53

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

JakeP posted:

How can you be 100 miles from philly and not be able to get a cheese steak that isn't complete rear end (or pizza, or any hoagie at all)

Whuhwhuhuwh what about cheesesteaks!! - some loser rear end Philly bitch who thinks we care

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:54

This Charming Goat: Sep 5, 2012

Lucky Guy posted:

here's one reason why Pennsylvania is great

1. it isn't Florida

The demure Florida resident who recently got arrested for loving her dog, filming it and saving the videos under the dog's name would strongly disagree.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:54

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Obligatory Toast posted:

sheetz is a great place to go if you love having diarrhea.

sorry about your bitch colon that cannot handle a little ~~grease~~ flavor

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:54

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Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
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live in rural america and do whatever the gently caress you want as long as you arent actively blowing up your neighbors or burning down their property

dog licenses?? LOL

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:58

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