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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



the unemployment line lol

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haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
Regarding Mike Tyson's face tattoo:
"is that a target for pepperspray? "

" if someone's willing to do that to his own face than what would he do to my face? "

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
idk who that is

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
The one about James Franco's grandma having 186 hours to live

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp0tseyrbjE

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
who is this rear end in a top hat and why is there a line to roast him???

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
it would be funny if instead of "pepperspray" they said "pooperspray" lol

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
you arent a popular person or funny comedian

oval office whore !!! haha!

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
try telling jokes about mexicans crossing the border to really give your humor that "latin" kick!

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

it would be funny if instead of "pepperspray" they said "pooperspray" lol

And then be killed by the man who beat all his opponents except the letter "s"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nooner posted:

idk who that is

the sexiest man alive

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



he's like carrot top if carrot top chose a real race

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



jeff ross is the roastmaster general owning newbies and races

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

lets not even tell or link the jokes, lets just talk about the jokes, a good thread with a bright future

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the one where bill hader is president of hollywood

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I unironically appreciate Jeff Ross and think he's a cool and funny dude

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Son of Rodney posted:

lets not even tell or link the jokes, lets just talk about the jokes, a good thread with a bright future

ur right please everyone contribute content or i will give out warnings and report posts please i don't want to do this

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Remember when his mother died of Leukemia at age 14 and he cried like a bitch lol

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
voted 1

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gnarlyhotep is here tonight. Gnarlyhotep looks like two gay men had a dumb gay baby *uproarious laughter*

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

"Hey, you guys want some of this roasted asparagus?"

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

Frijolero posted:

Remember when his mother died of Leukemia at age 14 and he cried like a bitch lol

:vince:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Turn the oven to 475°F

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

looks legit

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Frijolero posted:

Gnarlyhotep is here tonight. Gnarlyhotep looks like two gay men had a dumb gay baby *uproarious laughter*

* waves gay baby hand *

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

gnarlyhotep posted:

* waves gay baby hand *

someone call the police gnarlyhotep is stealing gay babies again

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Cursed Lumberjack posted:

someone call the police gnarlyhotep is stealing gay babies again

lol roasting of gbs moderator gnarlyhotep itt

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

social vegan posted:

lol roasting of gbs moderator gnarlyhotep itt

I thought something smelled tasty

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



gnarlyhotep seats like a lady when he pees and believes most of the teachings of the bible as literal truth

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
gnarlyhotep once told a joke so bad hitler laughed

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
hitler was a pretty jovial guy, we used to have bad joke contests

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



gnarlyhotep communicates with a series of heavy breaths instead of speaking words

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

social vegan posted:

gnarlyhotep communicates with a series of heavy breaths instead of speaking words

I knew getting on teamspeak with you was a mistake :argh:

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
i saw that he just did some special where he told a prison he was going in to roast the prisoners but basically came in and just cracked jokes about how hosed up the prison system/private prisons and war on drugs and poo poo are... that seems like a pretty cool move

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
how can gnarlyhotep moderate a forum, when he can't even moderate his drinking?? *bowtie spins*

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Lemme know when Lisa Lampanelli comes on, so I can go take a poo poo

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Gnarlyhotep's av has a feather in his cap. What are you, a yankee doodle dandy?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Libelous Slander posted:

how can gnarlyhotep moderate a forum, when he can't even moderate his drinking?? *bowtie spins*

little known fact: the latter is a requirement for the former

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

And how about that Ralp guy huh? He sure is ugly. Every time I see his face it makes me want to ralph!

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







rip greg giraldo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwC1_g3dIug

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