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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

The one about James Franco's grandma having 186 hours to live

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Bridgette Nielsen... your pussy is so big Sylvester Stallone left his career in there.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






re Charlie Sheen's ex-wife: "She's not too bright unless Charlie's throwing a lamp at her."

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

I dont get why they make these I mean its just watching a bunch of celebrities painfully force themselves to laugh at bad jokes. I dont get how thats entertaining.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I dont get why they make these I mean its just watching a bunch of celebrities painfully force themselves to laugh at bad jokes. I dont get how thats entertaining.

I think it started as some kind of welfare system for Don Rickles and just because tradition over the years

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I dont get why they make these I mean its just watching a bunch of celebrities painfully force themselves to laugh at bad jokes. I dont get how thats entertaining.

greg giraldo was consistently hilarious on there.

everyone else was meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfvTwzPaUME

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Also pretty much every joke from this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E


Warning: Jamie Foxx is the most annoying & unfunny motherfucker on earth

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

haljordan posted:

Warning: Jamie Foxx is the most annoying & unfunny motherfucker on earth

Incorrect:

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/jamie-foxx-being-a-oval office-681587

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

greg giraldo was consistently hilarious on there.

everyone else was meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfvTwzPaUME

gently caress you norm was amazing

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
"How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?"

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

gnarlyhotep posted:

little known fact: the latter is a requirement for the former

alcohol, or moderation thereof?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i like roasting potatoes!

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Nooner posted:

i like roasting potatoes!

sotp poasting at the same time as me Gooner

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Libelous Slander posted:

alcohol, or moderation thereof?

learn what former and latter mean and then we'll talk

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Libelous Slander posted:

sotp poasting at the same time as me Gooner

Your not the boss of me Libelous pan-handler -- you bum

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Matey posted:

Gnarlyhotep's av has a feather in his cap. What are you, a yankee doodle dandy?

lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



yanking yer doodle til ur dandy more like it imhtgo (in my honest to god opinion)

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I am hot under the collar about this roasting of me

Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011
I'm hirny

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

idk who that is

same

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
gnarly hot gnarls on dick


































































tranny dick

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
How tall was Imhotep?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i like the clever jeff ross lines where he tells pretty girls he'd have sex with them even though he looks like his neck is made of melting plastic

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Speaking of Shatner, Betty White just Shatner pants.

That was one of his, right?

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Dave Concepcion posted:

gently caress you norm was amazing

when Norm asked Jeff Ross to roast his cohost at that terrible Youtube awards and Norm said
"he's an arab if that helps"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl6R5ROEaDY&t=301s

Stick Figure Mafia fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Jun 23, 2015

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
gnarl is an okay guy

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
they spend a lot of weeks writing jokes and paying people to help write mean jokes, then it takes like 10 hours to shoot and everyone is piss drunk laughing at anything by the end

so i think (aside from giraldo who was good at the format) the only time it's truly funny is when people go against the format and confuse everyone

only two guys who did it i can think of were norm and patrice

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drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
jeff ross should go to Iraq and roast isis lmao

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