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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Do you feel boring of your hat?

Try new hat! Options availabe,sizes differ maybe one size fit you?! Hats

Small
Hat size small small hat, not many strength. Small

Med medio medium
not small normal hat. Hat size of man lady or lady who is man.

Large big hat.
hat for big head man. No lady big man head strong and ready for baby creating

Lot's of type of hat none to bad all hat. (No shirts)

Fedora
look like danger business man or maybe criminal element good hat for baby make. (No shirt)

A sport hat (no pant)
a hat of sports no purpose for sport only fun. Not good for lady man beware of pink sports



Funny hat
a hat with word or picture thats funny. Funny is laughter good man or lady laugh


Hat of lord
And to this purpose, see a great deal more which our A......... delivers in Bodin's words: [etc] O. p.279. [Then returns to Filmer quotes:]


Cat hat
A hat of weak stink cat. Made of dead stink cat sad

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Should have been a front page article.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Applewhite posted:

Should have been a front page article.

Space cap
A hat made metal or plastic man strong man hat NO LADY no lady (no lady) good for outer space floating hat. Stop bullet?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Army hat
Hat for man who protect us from rebels

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
Pork pie
Sound like food, make you man who jazz and play trumpet or possibly bass

RISCy Business fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jun 22, 2015

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Blood hat
Strong man hat went blood. Give good hat to family and see a cry. Cry is sad lady thing. Water from face not strong man shout.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
hatten

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Hard Hat
The hat for strong men to make big erection.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
also

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
lol

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Hat of Cheese
hat for man lady manlady that maybe like the cow chesse goat sheep even looks like a cheese but not?

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Blood hat (2]
Second blood hat. Do not wear man lady other. Not good. Give to Praetor, get gift. Mone? Food? Lady? Hat of rebel? Or man?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

I've hat just about enough of this...

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Applewhite posted:

Should have been a front page article.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
5 hat.
A hat for funny thread post man.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hats are so pre-2000

I mean just think, after ~2000 who wears a hat and is cool? loving no one. you've got dumb rednecks or skate kids wearing baseball caps, dumb neckbeards wearing fedoras, and dumb trucker hats.

if you wear a hat outside of work just as part of your outfit you're probably a square.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Moridin920 posted:

hats are so pre-2000

I mean just think, after ~2000 who wears a hat and is cool? loving no one. you've got dumb rednecks or skate kids wearing baseball caps, dumb neckbeards wearing fedoras, and dumb trucker hats.

if you wear a hat outside of work just as part of your outfit you're probably a square.

I beg to differ

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Health Hat
Hat worn by Dr man a nurse lady. A important hat, do not lose hat if you are chosen man rebel use hat do harm.

Remember word: Never strong man always good people safe hat keep safe people

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
rear end Hat
Stylish and kicky. Catches farts for hobby or fuel.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Fatigue Cap
Standard Military issue
SKU:MFC11556
Weight:3.2 Ounces
Single-Ply Construction.
Serged Inside Seam For Clean Finish.
Plastic Visor Insert For Brim Shape

Included:
(1) MFC11556
(2) removable ear flaps (EF114) attached to (2) Standard Issue BDU11557 Pant buttons (sewn into hat)

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

they making hat's for goon

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Applewhite posted:

Should of been a front page article.

fixed, for continuity

Battery Joe
Apr 12, 2007
talkin' shit about a pretty sunset
bug out hat
hat for when u gotta just get the f out of your bunker hole in kentucky so your family can die the next state over by another prepper fam

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
asshat

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Job Hat
A hat for job, all job needs a hat. Finding job to fit hat is important. Maybe backwards?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Huh????

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Fart hat
A smellful hat

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

an cool hat


look out for edgys


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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
A hat can be good.

A hat has many use keep warm. Hold food. Hide shame

A hat kind (no pants no shirt no service) a pink hat even good not useless

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
hat: clam

HURTS HEAD.....BUT STAYS ON

NO WATER GET IN EYES

HEAD HURT, SEEING BLURRY

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Hat:Truth
Look like squid. Lot of mouth happy
Content hat good for all man women (no shirt) finish happy.
Best hat

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

A man wakes. Looks out the window. Panamas, Trilbys, Trappers, and myriad knit caps drift by as people move through the frozen streets below. He runs a hand through his thinning hair. Once, he had a hat.

He sits on his bed. Opens the nightstand drawer. Reaches in.

There's no fabric to keep the gun barrel from touching his temple. No hat. Never again.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Loden Taylor posted:

A man wakes. Looks out the window. Panamas, Trilbys, Trappers, and myriad knit caps drift by as people move through the frozen streets below. He runs a hand through his thinning hair. Once, he had a hat.

He sits on his bed. Opens the nightstand drawer. Reaches in.

There's no fabric to keep the gun barrel from touching his temple. No hat. Never again.

A gun
Look like gun. is gun. a weak hat no man need wear gun
squeeze gun to end all hat no find other hat that make you happy. only blood hat

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
A paper hat
A hat of paper. Important Give to praetor great gift. given pleasure hat good hat, one of best hat (No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. Open 8Am-8Pm Monday-Saturday 10 Am-5Pm Sunday) No Man give best hat but praetor only good thing

A CornCob Pipe
Not a hat. Not good throw away man or women no drug no happy
a hat that is strange
weird hat good for hat, but weird get many look from man
( A final addendum to our previous message to all staff
members.
As of March 23rd all staff members are to take extra
precautions regarding company literature.
To many of our research materials have been going missing I
don't need to remind you all what happened the last time
our papers on torture made it into the general population.
-Dr. Goodmin)
and lady not good look bad look rebel hat?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
gat dang this a GOOD rear end thread

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


Unironically.

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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Do you feel strong of will?

JimsonTheBetrayer fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jun 23, 2015

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