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Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

Now THIS is pod racing!

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 02:56

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 09:39

solo humping pro: Jun 4, 2015

honestlyu id rather get arrested than look like that kid from home alone now that he's all grown up

talk about an ugly mug

# ? Jun 23, 2015 02:57

I'm Crap: Aug 15, 2001

he needs to give some credits to a beggar or something, his face gettin all hosed up from the dark side points

# ? Jun 23, 2015 02:58

President Kucinich: Feb 21, 2003; Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

I want a new pod racing game.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 02:58

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

pretty sure that's George's son

# ? Jun 23, 2015 02:59

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

I'm glad he ruined Darth Vader for everyone.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 02:59

solo humping pro: Jun 4, 2015

i wish the police would take a high speed chase right into my gay rear end

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:00

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

solo humping pro posted:

i wish the police would take a high speed chase right into my gay rear end

oh man that'd be so hot

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:02

SteveVizsla: Mar 19, 2009; Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

solo humping pro posted:

honestlyu id rather get arrested than look like that kid from home alone now that he's all grown up

talk about an ugly mug

That dude did it right though, now he's a hipster with a cover band that sings about pizza

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:06

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

who?

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:07

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

Horniest Manticore posted:

Now THIS is pod racing!

lmao

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:08

Otto Von Jizzmark: Dec 27, 2004

gently caress the haters phantom menace is still a good movie ill watch it tonight

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:13

RadioactiveKid: Aug 12, 2005; Gato Rebelde

President Kucinich posted:

I want a new pod racing game.

Episode I Pod Racer was the best thing that came out of the prequels, its one of my all time favorite games

# ? Jun 23, 2015 03:19

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

He also beat up his mom before the chase.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:06

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

solo humping pro posted:

id rather get arrested than look like that

arrested!? oh heavens you live dangerously

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:09

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:11

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Big dude approaches him in jail: "Are you an angel?"

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:25

Battery Joe: Apr 12, 2007; talkin' shit about a pretty sunset

mace windu

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:26

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

neck fat so swole

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:29

Dr. Carwash: Sep 16, 2006; Senpai...

man he looks like poo poo lol

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:30

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:33

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Dr. Carwash posted:

man he looks like poo poo lol

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:33

Ruddha: Jan 21, 2006; when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

he looks like gg allin lol

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:35

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

oh george

# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:06

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

thats a goiter guaranteed

# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:30

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

DID HE TRY SPINNING? THATS A GOOD TRICK!!! :hurr:

# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:39

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

dsriggs posted:

DID HE TRY SPINNING? THATS A GOOD TRICK!!!

All jokes accomplished.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:41

Razorwired: Dec 7, 2008; It's about to start!

Annie isa one bombad race-a! Wowee!

# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:47

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Dr. Carwash posted:

man he looks like poo poo lol

I love the story how he trolled his neighbors in Marin county.

He said he would allow the county to build affordable housing on his property after the neighbors blocked him from building a mini studio on his own land.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:50

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

dsriggs posted:

DID HE TRY SPINNING? THATS A GOOD TRICK!!!

it hurts to remember

# ? Jun 24, 2015 07:04

Lotophage: Apr 26, 2015; by Lowtax

drat lol. NOW that is podracing haha. lol. The youtube video with his face on the pod made me lol.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 07:12

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Just another case of Driving While Sith.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:28

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I'm glad he ruined Darth Vader for everyone.

Imagine having that much power at 8 or whatever age he was when he ruined Star Wars. It took him under 2 hours to crush tens of thousands of nerd hopes and dreams.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:35

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Jubs posted:

He also beat up his mom before the chase.

Apparently he's legit schizophrenic and went off his meds.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:37

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

i like after he wins the pod race and the little aziz ansari kid dances with greedo jr and they awkwardly try to high five but the kid cant see out of his costume hat

# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:38