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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
If you still have it, how many facebook friends do you have?

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I didn't delete it, but I haven't updated it in like 4 years OP

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
i have friends

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE
Never because I actually have friends that I wanna stay in touch with op

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
I have a friend without FB and I always have to personally invite him to poo poo instead of just adding him to an event like my other friends.

You should get on FB.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

InFlames235 posted:

Never because I actually have friends that I wanna stay in touch with op

Thats really impressive

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Rickycat posted:

i have friends

You should kill them. Just kidding

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

JakeP posted:

I didn't delete it, but I haven't updated it in like 4 years OP

Did all of your facebook friends wonder where you went?

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i go on about once every three or four weeks just to cherrypick some primo shitpost opportunities

bulletproofjesus
May 2, 2015
Never. I like to look back and see how bad I looked.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I don't even own a Facebook!

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I don't think anyone deleted facebook, if you can't access it first make sure your connected to the internet then try maybe clearing your cache.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I made a facebook because people kept yelling at me that I needed it. I logged in once and friended 5 or so people and haven't logged in since. I keep getting asked why I don't respond to stuff on facebook or if I saw a post, but its a lot less frequent then "You need facebook" Thanks grandma I get that you learned how easy it is to share pictures with it but I don't care what your cat did every hour. My uncle bought her a cellphone and taught her the upload to facebook feature and I don't think she knows she can do other things with the pictures.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Cantaloupe posted:

I don't think anyone deleted facebook, if you can't access it first make sure your connected to the internet then try maybe clearing your cache.

LOL

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
You never truly delete facebook. The Zuck is rubbing your personal information on his dick right now. RIGHT NOW.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I tried to figure out The Facebooks and then I got frustrated and gave up. Usually I feel like a 12 year old in a 29 year old body, but when it comes to facebook Im like 75

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
Three years ago.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's like a reddit that got hijacked by catladies instead of rapists

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I deleted it just prior to installation.
FACEBOOK = NO

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
i guess I dont really know how many friends i have on facebook. maybe like 50???

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
I have 79 friends!

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
I have approximately 400 friends

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I check it constantly to see motivational quote that have enormous jpg artifacting.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I've never had a Facebook. I don't watch TV. I come from a land that talks with its eyes. My K/D Is 1.45

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
seems like imessage has taken over facebook duties for the sub-40-and-no-fedora crowd idk

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

I.N.R.I posted:

I have approximately 400 friends

what!!!!!!

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
I never really got into facebook

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Only Mark Zuckerberg can delet the facebook

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

roymorrison posted:

I never really got into facebook

same

I made one at one point because people wouldn't stop hounding me about it (especially at college jesus gently caress just text me). I did however meet one of my girlfriends on that poo poo just because we were both up at 3am all the time and we'd chat on the FB thing.

Haven't used it for years though. It is annoying actually because I have like 2-3 friends irl that use it to do mass invites and then they call me that day and go 'hey are you coming to my party?' and I go 'what loving party? yeah I guess why'd no one tell me' and they go 'It's on FB' and I grumble a bit. Like we're not already all in the Google hangouts thing why you gotta use FB.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
some of my family are still alive, op, so i have not deleted my facebook account.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
how would i stalk girls i dont talk to in real life if i delteted facebook?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

People who hate Facebook always seem to prove they don't know what it's actually for. lol "nobody needs to know what I had for lunch". I check it regularly but rarely post anything.

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

FB was poo poo for years, but when they added the creep wall(news feed) that was probably when I got off for good. Facebook is not your friend.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I deleted mine last may (2014) cause I kept making fun of my friends stupid posts when I get drunk and they would get really IRL mad at me. I figured if they didn't want people to reply they wouldn't post it but I guess I was wrong.

It's just people whining and poo poo now so I just use twitter cause it's better for news aggregation and etc.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
I usually facebook by email, meaning if something happens that's important enough to warrant an email (someone wanting to add me, or someone dying or something) I'll get an email alert. I can't tell you how many times both at work and at home I hear "did you see my post" and when I say no I get such a condescending rear end look. I always ask what it was about, they always tell me, so wouldn't it be easier to just say "hey BLAH BLAH" instead of asking me if I saw their stupid post about it?

People who send out mass facebook invites are the absolute worst. I don't expect you to call every person or meet up with them, but send out a mass text or something instead! I don't expect everyone and their mom to follow my posts here on SA and so why should I have to scroll through 200,000 pages of "Days like this I just want to stay home!" or "XXXX has invited you to play clown wars" posts.

I admit though I am a married 31 year old. If I was a single kid in high school, or even just single in general, I would use and abuse the gently caress out of it. It's a free pass to see girls in bikinis, see how/who/why they party with, basically a creeper's paradise in every way imaginable. Most everyone has the facebook app too so with the mobile chat and tracking you can get an insane amount of information without even trying. If I was suddenly single and 18 I'd be drowning in creepy pussy.

Tyson Tomko fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 23, 2015

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Facebook is the internet

http://qz.com/333313/milliions-of-facebook-users-have-no-idea-theyre-using-the-internet/

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
millions of people don't understand the magic go boxes more at 11

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
I didn't delete it because I have friends and a social life and because normal people use facebook to co-ordinate their social life what is this the 80's do you go round to your mate barry's house and knock on his door and ask his mum if hes in? ffs its the digital age so use it grandpa

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Shirley Crabtree posted:

I didn't delete it because I have friends and a social life and because normal people use facebook to co-ordinate their social life what is this the 80's do you go round to your mate barry's house and knock on his door and ask his mum if hes in? ffs its the digital age so use it grandpa

Do you people not have cell phones???

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Do you people not have cell phones???

yes and it has a facebook application

home screen > facebook > jane doe > photos > albums > spring break 2015

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