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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
how many people have you had sex with? I want to see how I'm going for my age.

for me it's 0. I'm 40.

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A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
0, 34

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

over 9000 to both :quig:

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
0, 69

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



0, 25 (~40 in gorilla years)

Scarred Heart
Jun 22, 2015

by Ralp
Somewhere around 100, but like ninety percent were prostitutes.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i cant wait to do it!

Miggles
Dec 8, 2003

whats sexyal histories im 12

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
I banged you're mom but I'm calling that 2 cuz she's really fat

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
do rapes count

i mean recieving

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

what about sexual herstories you misogynist

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers

Matey posted:

what about sexual herstories you misogynist

sexual xirstories cis scum

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
just 1

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Interesting bit of sexual history, my cum was the magic bullet what killed JFK

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

nerd death screech posted:

I banged you're mom but I'm calling that 2 cuz she's really fat


:magical:

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

getting raped by you're dad doesn't count

echopraxia
May 22, 2015
I hosed a rock. And I hosed the rock

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
all of them. i had sex with everyon e

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
do you mean sex like normal male female or does sticking it to anything count cuz i have a few bananas left

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
40, 12.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i'd bang just about any historical figure who dont got crotch rot

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
16, 19

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
bisexual predator

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
20 or so, some I've tried to scrub from my memory (got head from someone who may or may not have been a dude)

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
My sexual history starts 4.6 billion years ago...

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
im gay

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Zombie Boat posted:

My sexual history starts 4.6 billion years ago...

Wait

you're the dude that made the earth?

gently caress that's tite!

e: u should do an ama or something

Matey fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jun 24, 2015

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I have had sex with every person currently alive on Earth, including all the ghosts of everyone who has ever lived.
I don't have the exact total but it's somewhere in the neighborhood of 107,602,707,791 - 1 (the -1 being myself of course).
After I die my ghost will then make hateful, violent love to my corpse, setting a record I believe will never be broken.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Dunno. Guess I should cut my dick off and count the rings?

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

ghlbtsk posted:

I have had sex with every person currently alive on Earth, including all the ghosts of everyone who has ever lived.
I don't have the exact total but it's somewhere in the neighborhood of 107,602,707,791 - 1 (the -1 being myself of course).
After I die my ghost will then make hateful, violent love to my corpse, setting a record I believe will never be broken.

my dick is also made of dinosaur poo

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Nagato posted:

getting raped by you're dad doesn't count

okay, good, still 1, whew

any other caveats i should know about? i dont want to suddenly find out that ive actually never had sex with my wife cuz that makes quite a few of my nights from the past few years pretty strange

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
32, but all before I was age 14

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
the people's history of SA: an oral history

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
I dont keep count anymore

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

I'm a sexual historian. Fill me with your primary sources.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the dick went in and out a lot but i didnt keep track of the number of strokes

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014


Same, now I'm 30, and i'm pissed she prevented me from achieving full wizardom.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

more than i can remember, op.


as an aside, have i ever talked about my severe memory issues in gbs?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

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Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

All gay, all of them

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