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Lamebot posted:drink alcohol until nothing gets to you. everyday Speaking of which, whatever happened to never mix liquor and beer? Beer cocktails seem to be all the rage lately.
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SSH IT ZOMBIE posted:Speaking of which, whatever happened to never mix liquor and beer? Beer cocktails seem to be all the rage lately. hello. i. am. a gay. retard. here . is a quote....beep
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Here's an amazing life hack that the health clubs don't want you to know about! Drink at least five glasses of water a day to avoid death. Try it.
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Instead of buying a lot of new, lovely video games, buy Dragon Age 2 once and keep replaying it, since it's better than other video games anyway 
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Jun 24, 2015 03:29
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Pick posted:Instead of buying a lot of new, lovely video games, buy Dragon Age 2 once and keep replaying it, since it's better than other video games anyway lol if you dont get your games for free from the steam gift thread
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Jun 24, 2015 03:32
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If you have trouble picking a proper wine, Champagne goes with everything.
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Fetus Tree posted:lol if you dont get your games for free from the steam gift thread tbf origin occasionally throws out free games, however, it's less a free game and more EA trying to buy your affection, and these offers should be treated like any random gifts from anonymous and dubious strangers
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Jun 24, 2015 03:39
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• If you have some beef jerky and no-pulp orange juice, you can create pulp by chewing the flavor out of the beef jerky and spitting it into the OJ • You can combine water and cream cheese if you need milk in a fix • If you're hankering for a slice of pizza, instead you can put some ketchup and american cheese on some bread, then take some bites out of a hotdog and spit them onto it • A good way to speedrun in GTA V is to get some sticky bombs - and then kill yourself a few times at the start of each mission until you have the option to skip them
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Jun 24, 2015 03:42
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Fartmaster posted:• If you have some beef jerky and no-pulp orange juice, you can create pulp by chewing the flavor out of the beef jerky and spitting it into the OJ read my mind much?
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instead of studying chinese just keep drawing shapes and showing them to chinese people until they recognize them
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Jun 24, 2015 15:48
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You can speak to any person in any native dialect with this one trick Rosetta Stone doesn't want you to know! Just shout English loudly, and slowly.
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Jun 24, 2015 15:50
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it's dangerous to go alone without a sword and shield
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Jun 24, 2015 15:58
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if there is something you want but can't afford it and can't steal it because you'll go back to prison just point at a person who has one and say they stole it from you and made a racist/sexist/speciesist/genderist remark
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Jun 24, 2015 16:02
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Mange Mite posted:If you have trouble picking a proper wine, Champagne goes with everything. If you hate your dining companions, bring cold duck.
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Jun 24, 2015 16:14
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Vodka goes with anything, and I mean anything as a mixer.
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Jun 24, 2015 16:16
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dad gay. so what posted:i have serious oval office-rear end goin on right now? any cures? about to wipe soon you should get an asstorectomy my keyboard is making weird robot noises when i type. i think its skynet
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Jun 24, 2015 16:44
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I.C. posted:If you hate your dining companions, bring cold duck. my brother and i toasted each other's health with cold duck one cold winter night. the resulting poops were almost bad enough to make me forget about the headache
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Jun 24, 2015 16:45
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punch me in the stomach, real hard
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:punch me in the stomach, real hard *punches u*
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•make your own helicopter out of millions of bees and a bit of rope
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I somehow confused the antonym of plebe was prole when if fact it's patrician. Humiliating I must say. Raise millipedes and teach them how to tap dance.
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Jun 24, 2015 17:13
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For real: Dont squeeze ketchup packets out then dip your fries into it, you rear end in a top hat. Just tear the top off the packet and dunk your fries into your ketchup-pouch
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Jun 24, 2015 17:28
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Just tear the top off the packet and dunk your fries into your ketchup-pouch that's what ur mother said as my terrible crustacean penis entered her hehehuehe
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Jun 24, 2015 17:34
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If you're trying to cut off both of your hands you won't get far after removing the first hand because you will have nothing to hold the axe with to do the other hand. Pro-tip: Build a miniature guillotine before you start and you can hold the blade release rope with your teeth to finally get rid of that pesky second hand. hth
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Jun 24, 2015 18:19
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Here's one I use all the time: got a real hankering for some cereal? All poured out in a bowl and everything? And then you check the fridge and your worst nightmare has come true. NO MILK! Whatever shall you do? Get this. You know how most kitchens have a sink? And there's a faucet in the sink that you can turn on when you wash dishes? Well, turns out you can use that same faucet to pour WATER right on top of your cereal. That's right. Water. I know what you're thinking. Water? Who in their right mind would eat cereal with water?! Well, like my wise old mom always said about veggies, don't knock it till you try it. Water might not have that tasty hint of teat we've all come to expect from milk, but it's actually really tasty. Mmm! Give it a shot next time you find yourself in that all too familiar quagmire.
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Jun 24, 2015 18:34
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Jack off on the bathroom at work
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Jun 24, 2015 20:27
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Professor Tomtom posted:Jack off on the bathroom at work Never thought that I could be doing this as a lifehack, thanks friend
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Jun 24, 2015 20:31
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Professor Tomtom posted:Jack off on the bathroom at work What if someone sees you 
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when you have a deadline, go to forums.somehingawful.com and click on "gbs" and shitpost until 10 minutes before its due
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