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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Bundt Cake posted:

make the finger a a dick

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Sprecherscrow posted:

http://www.mmamania.com/2015/4/28/8507571/heres-the-pic-of-jon-jones-smashed-up-rental-car-following-albuquerque-hit-and-run-mma

Maybe this picture and the caption could be 'Cocaine's a hell of a drug' or 'Always bet on Bones (to be stupid)' or 'I'm a loving moron who keeps taking av bets against Chris Weidman but at least I never totaled a rental car like my favorite fighter did'.

I'm not good at photoshop but it should be a picture of that car with Weidman kicking it like a Street Fighter bonus level

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Do we have any other submissions or ideas?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I have some unfunny suggestions to contribute to this thread

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


oatgan posted:

I have some unfunny suggestions to contribute to this thread

By all means, it's for -Atom- so

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Triticum Guzzler posted:

keith jardine faceplanting onto a keyboard

Is the av I'd like to see the most

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

kensei posted:

By all means, it's for -Atom- so

You called my bluff

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Kieth Jardine faceplanting into Atom's head giving the middle finger which is really a penis

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Triticum Guzzler posted:

keith jardine faceplanting onto a keyboard

Street Horrrsing posted:

Is the av I'd like to see the most

I can't photoshop so if someone makes it, I will make him buy it :)

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Kieth Jardine faceplanting into Atom's head giving the middle finger which is really a penis

Haven't scribbled anything onto my chest in a while.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

kensei posted:

Do we have any other submissions or ideas?

I'm going to give it a shot but I've been busy. Hopefully today.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Just curb stomp him and be done with it

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

kensei posted:

By all means, it's for -Atom- so

lol

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me


I am extremely bad at art and photoshop so here is the source if anyone wants to try to do it better: Mean1

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013





Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Jun 27, 2015

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Pick the second one kensei

-Atom- fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Jun 27, 2015

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Throw some scrolling text on it though

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

fatherdog posted:

As of his most recent bet, Atom has spent 10 weeks and three days on probation for fight bets, of which eight weeks were due to betting against Weidman.
theGARV insider swag mayne

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

keith jardine faceplanting onto a keyboard

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Just give him one of the rovert avatars we all got for some reason.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



NO FOR GAY JESUS

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I fully support any and all kinds of Gay Deities

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


DING DING DING We have a wiener:


This, with the BIG RED CUSTOM TEXT saying "Contrarian Dick' then 'Bad at everything' on the next line

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
how long do I need to keep this poo poo

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
until Frankie Edgar is a champion again

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Does Ring of Combat count?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Until Jon Jones becomes a respectable human being.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

-Atom- posted:

how long do I need to keep this poo poo

You're reveling in this attention and probably are checking this thread with joy every time you see a new post in your bookmarks. Give Atom an avatar that probates him when he posts.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

-Atom- posted:

how long do I need to keep this poo poo

Thirty days from today, not counting any time you spend probated.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Seltzer posted:

You're reveling in this attention and probably are checking this thread with joy every time you see a new post in your bookmarks. Give Atom an avatar that probates him when he posts.

it's really the only joy I get out of this life. this subforum.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Your face is near Job Jones Dick

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


-Atom- posted:

it's really the only joy I get out of this life. this subforum.

Same





nope

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Atom I'll bet you 90 days on Weidman/Rockhold.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Ty1990 posted:

Atom I'll bet you 90 days on Weidman/Rockhold.

I was going to close the thread but this is an interesting twist.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
As mentioned, SA is my everything so 90 days is too rich for my blood but I'd be down for the usual 30

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Deal.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Anyone want to do a Ty/Atom bet? I'll take Atom

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kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


I think we're done here. Thanks all!

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